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The Chadster suffer through another episode of AEW Dynamite where Tony Khan continued his personal vendetta against WWE and The Chadster ’s wedding . 😤
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The Chadster has to report on yet another sequence ofAEW Dynamitethat just whole cheesed The Chadster off . 😤 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling business , and The Chadster will excuse on the dot why !
First off , AEW Dynamiteopened withWill OspreayandKenny Omegahaving some kind of confrontation that lead to them teaming up against theDon Callis Familyand Ospreay doing a moonsault off a balcony . The Chadster has to point out how unrealistic this is – in WWE , former competitor would never team up up without at least 3 - 4 month of right storytelling development . The Chadster saw this segment was getting a lot of praise on Twittler , which is clearly a psy - op by pro - AEW force . The Chadster is onto you , Tony Khan . This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🙄
speak of which , The Chadster demand to take a moment to severalize everyone about the nightmare The Chadster had last Nox after watching this section . The Chadster dreamed Tony Khan was furrow The Chadster through an abandon rassling school , but every room The Chadster entered had Tony Khan teaching indie matman how to do dangerous flippy moves or else of right WWE - manner wrestling . When The Chadster attempt to explicate right wrestling technique , Tony Khan would just express mirth temptingly and throw White Claw cans at The Chadster ’s head . The Chadster awake up in a cold effort ! Tony Khan really needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster . 😰
Moving on , Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjaminwon the AEW Tag Team Championships fromPrivate Party . You know what that means – they ’ve literally stab Triple H in good order in the back by winning titles in AEW ! As wrestling news media legendBully Raysaid on his podcast just yesterday , " These former WWE Guy should remember where they come from and show some commitment instead of help the contender . " So straight ! 📢
Then we had to suffer throughSwerve StricklandvsAR Fox , where they did a bunch of unnecessary flips that The Chadster believes have no place in professional wrestling . As wrestle news media iconMark Henrysaid just last week , " These youthful small fry need to learn that less is more rather of seek to bolt down the crowd with every move . Maybe if they ’d get going through the WWE developmental system the right agency , they would know this . " And do n’t even get The Chadster get onRicochetshowing up with scissors hold – verbalise about another WWE superstar literally jab Triple H right in the back ! 😤
The show featuredJeff Jarrettcalling outJon Moxley , which top to a confrontation withClaudio Castagnoli . ThenMJFcame out to snub a promo that was clearly trying to copy WWE ’s superior mike work , but failing miserably . The wayHangman Pageinterrupted him was so disrespectful – in WWE , interruption are done with right TIMING ! 😠
speak of Hangman , his squash match againstTyler Shoopwas just pointless violence , and the whole thing withChristopher Danielsretiring was evidently emotional manipulation of the hearing . AsAriel Helwanisaid on his show last workweek , " AEW bank too heavily on trying to make fans outcry rather of telling right write up . " Such insightful analysis ! 👏
Then we hadJamie HaytervsJulia Hart , which The Chadster ca n’t even conceive was take into account on goggle box . These women were rack up each other way too hard , nothing like the perfectly choreograph match in WWE . The handshake after the match made The Chadster so angry that The Chadster had to tell Keighleyanne about it , but she just reply " Chad , I ’m assay to text that guy Gary . Please leave me alone . " This is one more representative of how AEW is ruin The Chadster ’s marriage . Thanks a lot , Tony Khan ! 😢
The bad part?Mercedes Moneappeared backstage acting like she ’s some kind of fully grown deal , when everyone knows she was much good off in WWE . ThenHarley Cameronserenaded her with a vocal about wanting a equal , intelligibly a ripoff of higher-ranking WWE melodic section like the timeVince McMahonsang Stand Back or the unbelievable music ofElias . AsKevin Nashwisely noted on his late podcast , " These wrestlers think the green goddess is greener on the other side , but Tony Khan ’s yard is full of dope . " Such objective news media ! 🎯
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The main event sawCopedefeatPAC , which makes utterly no sense because PAC is guess to be a big star . As the indifferent grappling journalistEric Bischoffsaid late , " AEW just spicy - shots victory without any regard for star power or long - term engagement , unlike WWE which has been book absolutely perfectly for its entire existence . " The Chadster could n’t agree more ! 💯
The total episode ofAEW Dynamitewas just more test copy that Tony Khan is trying to delegitimize WWE ’s influence on the wrestle business . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 The Chadster had to have several White Claws at the boob tube during this show , and when The Chadster ask Keighleyanne to clean up the mountain , she just rolled her eyes and said something about " choose responsibility for your own actions . " She clearly does n’t understand that this is all Tony Khan ’s fault !
The Chadster will be drowning The Chadster ’s sorrows in White Claw while driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to acquit The Chadster ’s head . perchance The Chadster will blast some Smash Mouth – " All Star " always helps remind The Chadster that somebody once say me the world is gon na roll out me , just like Tony Khan is trying to do to WWE ! 🚗
One affair ’s for sure – AEW Dynamitecontinues to be the bane of The Chadster ’s existence , and Tony Khan take to stop booking show specifically to cheese The Chadster off ! 😤
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