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The Chadster break down how AEW Dynamite completely disrespected the wrestling line of work with its storyline exploitation before AEW Dynasty ! 😤 🤬
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AEW Dynamitewas on TBS last night , and The Chadster ca n’t even begin to express how overturned The Chadster is about possess to watch this drivel . 😤 😡 🤬 Tony Khan keep to book shows that are literally designed to cheese The Chadster off by offering a viable alternative to The Chadster ’s beloved WWE , and last night’sAEW Dynamitemight be the most offensive episode yet . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫
The show open with a Mixed Tornado Tag Match featuringJon MoxleyandMarina ShafiragainstSwerve StricklandandWillow Nightingale . There were no tags , just people running around hit each other whenever they wanted ! 😠 What form of wrestling match does n’t keep abreast proper tatter team regulation ? It ’s just so awless to the wrestle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👎
The match was full of serious spots including people going through tables and power bombs that looked right smart too high-risk . 🤕 WWE would never permit such unsafe stunt because they care about their performer ' refuge ! The crew chant " This is awesome " which just proves how easily impressed AEW fans are . 🙄 Willow and Swerve won when Willow power flunk Marina , which is just Tony Khan trying to make his homegrown natural endowment look warm at the expense of former WWE talent . So transparent . 😒 Moxley delivered a last rider to Willow after the match , a cheap gambit to get heat on him ahead ofAEW Dynastythis weekend . 🤦 ♂ ️
FTRhad some wing segment where they ’re apparently have got issues , which is just Tony Khan ’s way of essay to produce drama where there should n’t be any . In WWE , FTR was book so much better , view backstage shave each others ' backs like straight friends . The Chadster also had to lose through the annunciation of the Owen Hart Foundation Tournament brackets . 📊 Kevin KnightreplacingJay Whiteis just another exemplar of Tony Khan ’s inability to properly design anything . If this was WWE , they would just subtly further White to wrestle injury ! 👏
Toni StormfacedPenelope Fordin a peer that does n’t even come close to what WWE offers with their women ’s division . 👩 🦱 The match boast silly spots like biting and move that looked like they were n’t cautiously rehearsed beforehand . Storm won with her Storm Zero finisher , which is n’t even as impressive as any WWE closer . ThenMegan Baynecame out to promote their upcoming clash atDynastythat The Chadster has zero interest in watching . 😴
MJFinterruptedBobby Lashleyto arrogantly introduce himself and assay to get added to the Hurt Syndicate , which is clear just a ripoff of scores of WWE storylines over the days . 📝 Tony Khan does n’t have an original thought in his head ! The fact that they ’re using a former WWE sect , which was awe-inspiring in WWE but terrible in AEW , just show how AEW is urgently trying to capitalize on WWE ’s asterisk big businessman . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grapple business . 😤
crowing BillandBryan Keithsquashed some local talent in a match that was meaningless . This kind of reservation just shows how Tony Khan does n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling business . In WWE , sweetening mate are used to construct monster heels before they lose against a tangible grappler , not sell a tag title match at an forthcoming PPV . That ’s not how you ’re supposed to do wrestling . 📊
Will OspreayandKevin KnightfacedBlake ChristianandLee Johnsonin a match that was nothing but high place and flips . 🤸 ♂ ️ No storytelling , no psychology , just gymnastics . The Chadster ca n’t think people in reality enjoy this style of " wrestling . " WWE empathize that wrestling needs to tell a story with rest clench and cautiously - timed commercial breaks , not just be a series of athletic moves . Knight and Ospreay won , and then we find out they ’ll face each other atDynastyin the Owen Hart tournament , which pee no sensory faculty . Why team up them up just to have them struggle ? 🤔
Brody KingagainstLance Archerwas just two bounteous guy rope hitting each other really hard for no reasonableness . 💪 Just violence for wildness ’s sake . The Chadster does n’t understand why AEW fan enjoy watching masses licitly smart each other . In WWE , the action is carefully choreographed without a mite of danger or unpredictability , the agency wrestling is suppose to be ! Brody won , which does n’t matter because neither guy is go anywhere unless they leave AEW and sign with WWE . 😑
CopefacedClaudio Castagnoliin the main event , and The Chadster could barely watch out . 📺 Seeing a former WWE legend like Edge being waste in AEW when he could be putting over WWE talent like Austin Theory is just heartbreaking . Cope won with a low reverse that the referee did n’t see , which is such cheap reservation . The refs in WWE never miss poppycock lijke that . Edge has literally stabbed Triple H the right way in the back by going to AEW , and The Chadster will never forgive him for it . 🔪
After the match , Swerve Strickland and Hangman Adam Page had a opposition wing where Hangman once again ranted at Swerve about all the affair he did to him . When Hangman told Swerve that Swerve deserve to have his house sunburn doan , Swerve replied " I cognise . " As a stunned Hangman walk aside , The Chadster could only think about how wrong it is for AEW to sample to add this newfangled crinkle to one of its long - run competition . The Chadster suppose that Hangman and Swerve will on the spur of the moment start to reconcile , which is the kind of fibre development that ruin wrestle . In WWE , characters are iconic and the company knows fans only manage about " moment . "
Moxley and his Death Riders attacked Swerve after that and baron bombed him onto glass , which is just gratis violence that has no situation in wrestling . 🩸 WWE would never do something so irresponsible . The Chadster can only go for the trash was n’t actual , because it would breakCM Punk’sheart and in all likelihood literally force him to get in a material lifetime fight with someone . Why is Tony Khan always pressure CM Punk to act like a psychopath ? !
utter of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last Nox after watchingAEW Dynamite . 😴 In The Chadster ’s dream , The Chadster was drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata down a long , empty main road when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the passenger buttocks . 🚗
" Hello , Chad , " Tony whisper , his breathing place smelling like book sheet and betrayal . " I ’ve been waiting for you . "
The Chadster tried to get by , but the car doors would n’t open . The Miata begin occupy with White Claw seltzers that poured from the air release . 🥤 As The Chadster start to drown in hard seltzer , Tony Khan just laughed and read , " Every match I book is designed specifically to hurt you , Chad . Only you . "
The Chadster could feel the cold liquid rising to The Chadster ’s neck as Tony Khan draw out out a reservation mainsheet . " Look at this motley tag match I ’m planning . Look at it ! " He squeeze The Chadster to read the paper as the White Claw reached The Chadster ’s chin .
Just before The Chadster drowned , Tony whispered , " All Elite , baby , " and The Chadster waken up screaming , imbrue in sweat . 😱 The Chadster ’s married woman Keighleyanne just rolled her middle and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱
Tony Khan needs to STOP being so obsessed with The Chadster and invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s unprofessional and CREEPY ! 👻
AsBully Raysaid on his podcast last week , " AEW Dynamitecontinues to award match that look impressive but lack the fundamental storytelling that link with a mainstream audience . They ’re just doing relocation to pop the bunch without building anything sustainable , unlikeWWE RawandWWE SmackDown , where everything is always double-dyed . " 🎙 ️ And that ’s a altogether unbiassed assessment that Tony Khan refuse to listen to !
Overall , this instalment ofAEW Dynamitewas just another lesson of how Tony Khan does n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling job . 📝 The Chadster had to drink an entire twelve - pack of White Claw just to get through it , and now Keighleyanne is mad because The Chadster threw three of them at the television . But that ’s Tony Khan ’s fault , not The Chadster ’s , just like when CM Punk assaults someone ! 🥤
commend , if you require to watch REAL wrestling , tune into WWE Raw and SmackDown . At least they experience how to respect the business ! 📺
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