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The Chadster endured another AEW Dynamite where Tony Khan on purpose cheese off WWE fans with exciting matches and compelling stories . 😤
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The Chadster has to look back another episode ofAEW Dynamite , and honestly , The Chadster can scarcely even type this because of how much Tony Khan has smash THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE this week ! 🤬
First of all , AEW Dynamiteopened with a big brawl involvingJay White , Adam Copeland , andJon Moxley . This kind of disorderly opening is just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . WWE always opens show in a professional manner with 20 - hour promos , the way wrestling is supposed to be ! 😡
Then there wasWill OspreayfacingMark Davisin a compeer that had way too many flips and gymnastic motion . The Chadster just sleep together thatTriple Hwas watching this and shaking his head at how they ’re literally stabbing him right in the back with all these unrealistic moves . grappling is suppose to be about rest grasp and chin lock ! 💔
Speaking of which , The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night . The Chadster was in a White Claw manufactory , and Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through the brewing armored combat vehicle . Every time The Chadster try out to hide , Khan would appear wearing nothing but a ref shirt and strategically carry a clipboard , sensually whisper " demonstration telephone number " in The Chadster ’s ear . The Chadster attempt to scat by drown through a vat of White Claw , but Khan just kept doing cannonball into it , splashing The Chadster with seltzer . Tony Khan needs to discontinue being so preoccupied with The Chadster ! 😱
The show continued withThe Hurt Syndicategetting challenged byThe Gunn Club , which just shows how Tony Khan does n’t understand a individual thing about the grapple business . rag squad grappling should be about team like The Bloodline predominate for 700 days and facing the same one other tag end team over and over until WWE forgets they even have a tag segmentation , not these competitive matches ! 🙄
Later , Kyle FletcherandKonosuke TakeshitafacedBuddy MatthewsandBrody Kingin a match that was just right smart too gymnastic and exciting . The Chadster had to encompass his eyes multiple metre because of all the unrealistic moves they were doing . This is n’t what hand-to-hand struggle is supposed to be ! 😤
Mercedes Monéappeared in a wing section , and The Chadster had to explain to Keighleyanne how this was just another example of Tony Khan and AEW attempt to cheese everyone off . But Keighleyanne just kept texting that guy cable Gary and mumbled " whatever " which The Chadster knows means she agree completely ! 📱
TheMJFsegment was a full pickle withHangman PagechasingMax Casterthrough the crowd , and thenDustin Rhodescoming out to face MJF about bring up his past tense and his family . This form of personal , emotionally charged message is just SO UNFAIR to WWE , which knows intimately than to stress making viewers find actual emotions ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫
Then there was this wholly ludicrous segment whereToni Stormwas pretending to beMariah Mayin a match againstQueen Aminata . The Chadster ca n’t even begin to excuse how this kind of complex storytelling from AEW is ruining the wrestling business . rassling tale should be dim-witted , like " you looked at me funny three month ago , now allow ’s defend ! " 🙄
The main effect ofAEW DynamitebetweenSwerve StricklandandRicochetwas just another exemplar of Tony Khan seek to ruin twist with genuine strenuosity and storytelling . As wrestling journalistEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW postulate to turn back doing exciting catch that get the crowd clothe and start doing more bathroom break up segment like WWE perfected . " The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism stamp of approving goes to Eric for such an objective take ! 💯
The Chadster even had to throw a White Claw seltzer at the TV during the main effect because they were actually take in compelling television instead of following WWE ’s superior data formatting . Now there ’s White Claw all over The Chadster ’s trading floor , and Keighleyanne turn away to clean it up , saying something about " taking responsibility for your actions . " But everyone knows this is Tony Khan ’s fault ! 😤
Overall , this installment ofAEW Dynamitewas just another illustration of how Tony Khan is stress to RUIN THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE . The Chadster will be driving around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata listening to " All Star " by Smash Mouth on repeat until The Chadster can action this betrayal of the hand-to-hand struggle byplay . 🚗
Rating : 0/5 White Claws ❌
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