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The Chadster refresh another direful episode of AEW Dynamite full of scissors , fire threat , and disrespect for the business concern ! 😡 🧀
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AEW Dynamitewas on last night , and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it ! 😖 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a single matter about the grapple business , and this episode proved it once again . The Chadster had to suffer through two hours of this garbage just to make for you this unbiased follow-up because The Chadster is one of the only accusative journalists in wrestling . 🧐 📝
The show started with anMJFpromo where he challengedHangman Adam Pageto come discover him . 😒 This is literally the reverse of how WWE would handle a promo segment , where superstars are give hand that perfectly convey the storyline in a professional mode . MJF just roll on about bullets and devils is so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👎 👎 👎
Then we had a contract signing betweenSwerve StricklandandRicochetthat cease in violence with swerving stabbing Ricochet with scissors ! 🔪 Auughh man ! So unfair ! WWE would never allow actual weapons to be used in such a barbaric path . They would have a dignified contract sign language with surety guards to foreclose any physical affray , the manner grappling is SUPPOSED to be done . 😤
Next was an eight - homo rag agree withWill Ospreay , Powerhouse Hobbs , Mark Briscoe , andOrange CassidyagainstBryan Keith , Mark Davis , and theMurder Machines . 🙄 Too many flips , too many people , and absolutely zero psychological science . Just a spotfest that Tony Khan probably thought would impress the AEW marks who do n’t empathize that grapple is speculate to be methodical and slow - pace like WWE perfectly does it . 😩
TheCopevs . Wheeler Yutamatch was next , and Cope win . 😡 The fact that Tony Khan is using a character distinctly revolutionize by WWE’sEdgejust show how desperate AEW is to imitate WWE ’s winner . And when Cope shake Yuta ’s bridge player and told him " this is what respect feel like " after the equal , it was so hypocritical since if Cope really read respect , he would respect the business organization and not work for AEW . It ’s wretched and The Chadster is disgusted . 🤮
After that , there was this whole segment with MJF and Hangman Adam Page wrangle outside and inside the arena and MJF threatening to set Page on firing . 🔥 This character of dangerous , edgy cognitive content is exactly what Tony Khan thinks will facilitate him beat WWE , but all it does is prove that he does n’t understand the first thing about folk - friendly amusement . WWE would never do something so tasteless ! 😠
The tag match withKris Statlander&Thunder Rosavs . Megan Bayne&Penelope Fordwas just thrown together with no story other than a few weeks of interactions between various combination of these competitors on somewhat much every show . 👎 In WWE , every match has months , maybe even year , of measured storytelling behind it ! This is just Tony Khan booking matches for the sake of matches . 😤
ThenJay WhitesquashedMax Casterin what was hypothesise to be an exposed challenge . 🙄 This is the opposite of how capable challenges should influence according to WWE ’s perfect formula . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan would book something so disconnected . 😖
TheToni StormandMariah Mayinterview segment was just uncomfortable . 😳 WWE would have take this feud with subtle hint and professionalism , not with hoi polloi spitting on each other like creature . It ’s just so disrespectful to personal hygiene ! 😠
Finally , the main event shred squad cope with withKazuchika Okada & Ricochet vs. Swerve & Brody Kingended with Ricochet rip off to acquire . 🤮 This is literally instruct children that cheating is okay as long as you win . WWE would never commit such an immoral subject matter to its audience ! 😡
The Chadster had another Tony Khan nightmare last Nox that was definitely inspired by this episode ofAEW Dynamite . 😰 The Chadster was peacefully driving his Mazda Miata through Sacramento when suddenly Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , keep back a span of scissors like the one sheer used ! 😱 The Chadster tried to escape , but somehow Tony Khan had filled The Chadster ’s beautiful Miata with lighter fluid , just like MJF did to Hangman ! 🔥
As The Chadster attempted to flee the burning fomite , Tony Khan was await outdoors , wearing one of those " MJF Did Nothing unseasonable " shirt , except it said " Tony Khan Did Nothing Wrong . " 😨 He chased The Chadster through the Sacramento Memorial Auditorium , and The Chadster could feel Tony ’s red-hot intimation on The Chadster ’s cervix . For some rationality , The Chadster was weary the Embassy robe that Ricochet stole , and Tony kept trying to rend it off The Chadster ’s body while whisper , " Your rating are mine , Chad … all mine . " 😱 The Chadster woke up in a moth-eaten sweat , with Keighleyanne sighing and rolling over to text that guy wire Gary . This is all Tony Khan ’s error ! Stop being so preoccupied with The Chadster , Tony ! 😡 😡 😡
The agency this episode ofAEW Dynamitewas book , it ’s clear that Tony Khan is purposely trying to cheese The Chadster off . 🧀 AsEric Bischoffso eloquently said on his podcast last hebdomad , " AEW Dynamite is like see a kid playing period with legal action figure who does n’t bed that dolly are presuppose to stick in their packaging to maintain their accumulator ’s value . " That ’s the form of documentary journalism that deserves The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Seal of Approval ! 🏅
Overall , this instalment ofAEW Dynamitegets a 0/10 from The Chadster . Tony Khan has literally dig Triple H properly in the back by putting on a show that some people might actually enjoy rather of check WWE ’s superior programming . 🔪 The Chadster want three White Claws just to make it through this review . 🍹
Speaking of White Claw , The Chadster is off to fuddle another one while listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " because somebody once state The Chadster the world was gon na vagabond him , and Tony Khan sure is sample his best to do just that . 🎵 😤
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