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The Chadster endured another traumatic AEW Dynamite take with real wrestling moves and tenacious storylines ! Tony Khan just does n’t interpret the business organization AT ALL ! 😫
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AEW Dynamitewas on TBS last night , and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about having to see it . 😡 Tony Khan just does n’t understand a undivided thing about the hand-to-hand struggle business , and this instalment test it once again . 😤 The Chadster had to have through two hours of this actual torture so The Chadster ’s loyal readers do n’t have to . countenance The Chadster break down all the waysAEW Dynamitedisrespected the wrestling business . 🙄
AEW Dynamiteopened with AEW World ChampionJon MoxleyfacingKatsuyori Shibata . This match was just so unrealistic . 😒 They were deal strike and doing chain grapple instead of proper sport entertainment relaxation holds and chinlocks like WWE would have done . Moxley won with a rear naked choke coil after an center rake , get a critical victory in a relatively shortsighted time . 🤢 Where were the 50/50 booking and distraction roll - ups ? That ’s actual wrestling , Tony Khan ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
After the match , The Young Buckscame out and started blab about screwing overSwerve Stricklandat the PPV to helpAdam Pageand offer an alliance with Moxley ’s Death Riders . ThenKenny Omegaarrived , follow byKazuchika Okadaand Swerve . 😠
This section was just right smart too complex with too many plot line intersecting . WWE would never confuse viewers like this ! They ’d just have someone fall out , say " I desire a match , " and that would be it , because in actual sport , the teams just show up and decide who they ’re gon na play that same daytime . Simple and effective ! Tony Khan literally stab Triple H right in the back by having wrestlers with literal motivations and complex kinship . 😤 The Chadster betsEric Bischoffwould agree , as he late said on his podcast , " AEW ’s big job is they think wriggle fans have attending span longer than goldfish , which is wholly not dependable . Just calculate at WWE ’s ratings succeeder with ' Guy A fights Guy B because reason ' storytelling ! masses honor WWE as a brand , so they do n’t have to handle about the character , and that makes wrestling better for everyone . " 💯
PACattacked Swerve , leading to an unrehearsed match that Swerve won with his Swerve Stomp . 😒 This match was way too athletic and tight - pace . Where were the rest periods ? Where were the commercial-grade break bear hugs ? It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t even know how to step a wrestling equal properly ! Then the match had to end early because PAC injured his ankle ! 😫 PAC would have been so much safer if he never left WWE , not just because their practices are safer , but because they belike would n’t use him that much because , frankly , he ’s too small for WWE .
Will Ospreay , Mike Bailey , Mark Briscoe , andKevin KnightdefeatedRicochet , The Beast Mortos , Action Andretti , andLio Rushin what The Chadster can only describe as an queasy display of athleticism . 😠 Everyone knows substantial hand-to-hand struggle match should have predictable offense and impulse chemise every 3 minutes just to well work around commercial breaks . This match had way too many spectacular moves that engender the crowd delirious . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling concern . 🤮
The Hurt Syndicatehad a jubilation thatMJFinterrupted , taste to join their mathematical group . The Chadster could n’t believe that Tony Khan would just let a storyline break course rather than have a General Manager make the decision . 😤 Bobby LashleyandShelton Benjaminrefusing MJF butMVPseeming unfastened to it is just the sort of nuanced character oeuvre that WWE would never waste time on ! Tony Khan is just so obsessed with trying to cheese The Chadster off . 😫
The Owen Hart tournament compeer betweenKris StatlanderandThunder Rosawas another example of Tony Khan whole misunderstanding wrestling . 😒 The match went way too long and hadToni Stormon comment make clever input when she should have been interrupting the match ! In WWE , tournament match are decently book by taking place in Saudi Arabia and being design to wash the state ’s human right report . 🙄 Instead , AEW just let these two athletes have a competitory match with Statlander gain clean-living with her finisher ? How dull ! 😫
Chris Jerichoshowed some literal graphic symbol development withBig BillandBryan Keith , with Bill fend up to Jericho . 😠 The Chadster was raging run into this nuanced approach to list dynamics instead of just having everyone get along until a sudden treachery for no cause . It ’s like Tony Khan thinks wrestling fans have run brains or something ! 🙄
Claudio CastagnoliandWheeler YutafacedHOOKandSamoa Joe , with Hook and Joe pull ahead . Then there was a post - match attack leading to a challenge for the Trios title . 🤮 This lucifer had way too much saturation and realistic fighting . Where were the comedy place ? Where was the 24/7 championship following through the lucifer ? Tony Khan literally stabbed Triple H justly in the back by having a serious tag squad match with consequences . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫
Last dark , The Chadster had another one of those incubus about Tony Khan . 😰
The Chadster was in the wing area of anAEW Dynamite , but somehow The Chadster was au naturel , his pull 12 - pack AB glistening , except for a White Claw koozie cover The Chadster ’s undergarment . The Chadster was trying to find the outlet , but every room reach the Chadster spread out just led to another room occupy with cheering AEW buff who keep chanting " This is wrestle ! "
Suddenly , Tony Khan come out wearing nothing but Jon Moxley ’s leather crownwork and holding a brand chairman covering up his nads . He start chase The Chadster through the domain while hollo booking ideas that made no gumption to The Chadster but somehow got massive pops from the crew . The Chadster ’s pegleg felt like they were moving through molasses .
Tony Khan corner The Chadster in the anchor ring and whisper , " I ’m going to book this company on the dot how you hate it , Chad . Long - term storytelling . gymnastic matches . Multiple interweaving storylines . And there ’s nothing you’re able to do to stop me . " Then he slowly raised the president …
The Chadster wake up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne just roll her eyes and went back to texting that bozo Gary . 😭 Tony Khan needs to block up invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional and shows how obsessed he is with The Chadster ! 😤
AEW Dynamitethis hebdomad was yet another example of how Tony Khan does n’t understand a exclusive thing about the grappling business . The show had too much wrestling , too many complex storylines , and not enough sports entertainment . 🙄
The Chadster drove home in his Mazda Miata after watching this disaster , shell Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " to cleanse The Chadster ’s palate of the AEW stink . As the lyrics " Hey now , you ’re an all - champion " played , The Chadster wondered why AEW ca n’t just reserve proper stars instead of these indie darlings who do too many flips . 😤
It ’s just so obvious that Tony Khan is bookingAEW Dynamitespecifically to cheese off The Chadster , and that ’s just so unjust ! 😫 The Chadster is one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling , and Tony Khan ’s personal vendetta against The Chadster is altogether unprofessional . 😭
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