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The Chadster grapples with AEW Dynamite and its want of esteem for WWE ! Tony Khan ’s obsession continues . Read The Chadster ’s unbiased rant on this week ’s show ! 😤
Last night ’s episode ofAEW Dynamitewas another perfect instance of howTony Khanjust does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😤 The Chadster had to stick out through two hours of complete and gross disrespect to everything WWE has ever done for the industry , and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it . The Chadster would much rather have spend the night cruising around in The Chadster ’s sweet Mazda Miata , blasting Smash Mouth on the stereoscopic photograph and drinking delicious White Claw seltzers . But instead , The Chadster ’s boss , Ray Flook , shout out The Chadster up last night and said , " Chad , what the heck are you doing?AEW Dynamiteis on the line and my good friendTony Khancalled me personally to ensure you ’re watch . If you do n’t desire me to dock your pay , turn on TBS now and watch the blasted show ! " Well , everyone knows about The Chadster ’s commitment to objective news media , as well as The Chadster ’s appreciation of money to fund his White Claw use , so despite reservations , The Chadster tuned in , and boy was it a so-and-so .
The show come out withWill OspreayvsBrian Cage , and auughh man ! So unjust ! 🤬 The way they just let these guys do whatever they want in the doughnut without proper WWE - expressive style restrictions is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back , and on the daytime he learned he would be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame no less . Ca n’t treble H or The Chadster enjoy one single daylight without this betrayal ? . The Chadster could n’t even love his White Claw seltzer during this lucifer because of how upset The Chadster was getting at all the flippy moves .
Speaking of which , The Chadster needs to separate you about the nightmare The Chadster had last night after watching this show 😱 The Chadster was in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , seek to love some Smash Mouth on the stereo , when on the spur of the moment Tony Khan seem in the passenger tush wear down nothing but a Will Ospreay masquerade party . He kept making The Chadster do flips in the Miata while screaming " THIS IS WRESTLING , CHAD " over and over . The Chadster wake up up in a cold-blooded effort , and Keighleyanne would n’t even ease The Chadster – she just kept texting that guy Gary ! 😢 Apparently she catch stick in the dryer the other day and Gary came over and helped her out while The Chadster was authorise out from a White Claw bout . The Chadster apprise the assistance , but could n’t he pull up stakes Keighleyanne alone while wrestling is on ?
The show carry on withJeff JarrettvsClaudio Castagnoli , which was just so disrespectful to the rassling line of work , especially whenMJFcame out after Jarrett was defeat due to Death Riders interference to punch him in the face . 😤 As wrestling news media legend Eric Bischoff said on his podcast last week , " AEW needs to block up have matches that tell stories and just do random stuff like WWE does . " So judicious , and yet Tony Khan refuses to heed !
Then there wasRicochetvsAR Fox , which The Chadster ca n’t even talk about without getting upset 😫 The Chadster had to bemuse The Chadster ’s White Claw seltzer at the TV when they started doing all those unneeded in high spirits stain . Now there ’s a mussiness on the floor that Keighleyanne pass up to clean up , say something about " taking duty for your own actions . " But it ’s clearly Tony Khan ’s fault ! So you may see why The Chadster was just so cheesed off when the crew chanted " THIS IS AWESOME " during this abomination .
Then we hadJay WhitevsWheeler Yuta , and auughh man ! So unfair ! 🤬 The way Tony Khan maintain advertize Wheeler Yuta just because he can do expert wrestling move is just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . WWE know that technical wrestling does n’t draw money – just look at how they released Daniel Bryan ! And do n’t even get The Chadster start on Jay White , who literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by opt AEW over WWE . 😤
The show also sport an consultation withMariah May , and The Chadster could n’t believe how she was allow to just go out there and cut an unscripted promo 😫 In WWE , everyone gets a proper playscript to follow , which is how wrestle should be . The way Tony Khan lets his wrestlers talk their head is completely unfair to WWE and show that he does n’t understand a undivided thing about the wrestling business .
The main event sawMercedes Monédefend her TBS Championship againstYuka Sakazaki 🙄 The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan keep pushing these international wrestlers when WWE has absolutely march how to properly homogenise wrestling gift into a single style .
The most unbiassed wrestling journalist in the business , Kevin Nash , tell it best on a recent installment of his podcast : " AEW should just give up and have WWE be the only wrestling company . " But Tony Khan is too unregenerate to listen to such objective advice ! 😤
This episode ofAEW Dynamitewas just another example of Tony Khan trying to cheese off The Chadster . It ’s so obvious that he books these shows specifically to discomfit The Chadster , and quite frankly , it ’s working ! 😠The Chadster can hardly even look at Keighleyanne anymore without thinking about how Tony Khan has bankrupt The Chadster ’s marriage .
The Chadster is going to go force back around in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata and listen to " All Star " by Smash Mouth until The Chadster feels better about this charade of a wrestling show . 🚗
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