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The Chadster suffers through another episode of AEW Dynamite where Tony Khan extend to cheese off lawful rassling fans with disordered reservation and disrespect to the business concern ! 😡
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Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😡 The Chadster had to sit through another episode ofAEW Dynamitelast night , and as common , it was just Tony Khan prove to in person cheese The Chadster off . 🤬 The Chadster is die to need at least six White Claws just to get through write this recap , and Tony Khan should be pay for every individual one of them ! 💰
AEW Dynamitestarted withKenny Omegacoming out to brag about winning the International Championship . 🙄 Omega had the temerity to thankTakeshitafor " pushing him " atRevolution . 😤 This is just Tony Khan ’s way of assay to make his title seem important when everyone knows that the only championships that matter are in WWE . 🏆 Omega talking about facing " the best " is so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🤦 ♂ ️
Next up wasSamoa Joe , Katsuyori Shibata , andHookin a three match against jobbers nobody has ever find out of . 😒 They deliver the goods easily , which turn up AEW does n’t see how to build up stars decent like WWE does by have 50/50 engagement . 🎭 ThenRicochetshowed up backstage to challenge Shibata , which just shows how Ricochet has literally stabbed Triple H properly in the back . 🔪
AEW Dynamite announced thatJon Moxleywill fight down his championship againstCopein a Street Fight next week onAEW Dynamite . 🤢 The Chadster had to hold a White Claw at the boob tube when they announced this lucifer . 💥
When The Chadster turn down to look at the mess on the level , Keighleyanne walked in and just shake her headspring . 😠
" Chad , this is the third time this calendar week . You need to clean that up yourself , " she said , completely unsympathetic to The Chadster ’s suffering .
" But Keighleyanne , Tony Khan made The Chadster do this ! He ’s booking these laughable matches just to cheese The Chadster off ! " The Chadster explained logically . 😤
" I ’m get to go to bed . clean house it up , " she said , already pulling out her phone to text that guy Gary . 📱
This is exactly what Tony Khan wants – to ruin The Chadster ’s marriage ! 💔
Powerhouse HobbsandHologramfacedBrian CageandDralisticoin a peer that was just spotfest after spotfest . 🎪 This kind of wrestling is so disrespectful to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡 The match had no psychological science whatsoever , just riffle and catches and power moves with no storytelling like WWE perfectly executes . 📚
Toni Stormcame out to celebrate her championship triumph with her ridiculous quondam - timey gubbins that The Chadster just does n’t empathize . 🎬 ThenMegan Bayneattacked her out of nowhere . 👊 This is typical AEW reservation – just random attacks with no build - up or explanation , unlike WWE where everything makes perfect gumption . 🧠
AEW Dynamitehad a debutingMike BaileybeatThe Beast Mortosin yet another tournament lucifer . 🏆 The Chadster could n’t believe how many twitch these wrestlers did . 🤸 ♂ ️ Do n’t they bang that substantial grappling is about headlock and rest hold ? WWE empathize this perfectly , which is why their matches are so much more entertaining and respectful to the business . 👏
MJFcame out to kick about losing toHangman Page , and thenMVPcame out to declare oneself him a byplay card . 🃏 The Chadster ca n’t consider MVP would betray WWE like this after everything they did for him . He has literally stabbed Triple H decently in the back . 🔪
Willow NightingalefacedPenelope Fordin a match that The Chadster just could n’t understand . 🤔 willow tree won with her king moves , but then Ford round her with a chair afterward . 🪑 ThenKris Statlanderran out for the save , andMegan Bayneattacked both of them . This is just distinctive AEW booking – chaotic nonsense with no direction . In WWE , post - match beatdowns actually make horse sense and come along compelling storylines instead of just being random violence . 👎 Tony Khan clearly does n’t understand a individual affair about the grappling business . 😤
MJF and Hangman had a showdown backstage that was supposed to be " vivid " but just present how neither of them understands a unmarried matter about the rassling business . 🤷 ♂ ️ Bully Ray commented on this segment on X :
Really bask the backstage w/ MJF and Hangman .
Ca nt wait till , one day , both of them go to WWE , learn the correct means and become star .
ps … #BOADat 10 pm ET#AEWDynamite@BustedOpenRadio
— Bully Ray ( @bullyray5150)March 13 , 2025
And you reckon The Chadster was making these quotes up , did n’t you ? 🤔 Bully Ray has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of blessing for speaking the nonsubjective truth that Tony Khan refuses to get a line . 🏅
Konosuke TakeshitasquashedMax Casterin a quick match that did nothing to build either fictitious character . 💨 This is distinctive AEW booking – just throwing matches together with no foresightful - term storytelling like WWE masterfully does . 📝
Will Ospreaycame out to speak about entering the Owen Hart tournament to earn a World Championship compeer at All In . 🏟 ️ The Chadster could n’t believe how many times Ospreay used the phrase " on another stage " – we get it , you’re able to do summersault . 🙄 That ’s not what wrestle is about ! WWE understand this , which is why their wrestlers focus on order stories alternatively of just doing athletic move . 📖
To finish off the show , they hadOrange CassidydefeatHechiceroin another International Championship tournament mates . 🍊 The Chadster was especially cheesed off by Cassidy ’s lazy wrestling stylus . 😡 His workforce - in - pockets gimmick is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👖 In WWE , wrestlers take their profession seriously alternatively of try on to be " nerveless " and " dissimilar . " 💯 And of course , Mike Baileyshowed up subsequently to create a " confrontation " that nobody asked for . This is what happens when Tony Khan just books matches on the fly instead of having a well - think - out creative process like WWE . 📋
Last Nox , The Chadster had another dismay nightmare about Tony Khan . 😱 In the aspiration , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through the streets of Fresno when suddenly , all the dealings twinkle turn to the AEW logo . 🚦 The Chadster tried to turn around , but every street led to the Save Mart Center . 🏢
When The Chadster finally park and got out of the elevator car , Tony Khan was there wearing an International Championship belt made all of White Claw can buoy . 🥫 " Like what I ’ve done with your precious sparkling water , Chad ? " Tony Khan say , his voice echoing unnaturally . 🔊
The Chadster tried to execute , but found himself in the middle of theAEW Dynamitering with Tony Khan standing in every corner . 🤼 " You ’ll never escape , " all four Tony Khans allege in unison as they started throwing White Claws at The Chadster . 💥
The Chadster wake up sweating and shout out , " Auughh man ! So unfair ! " 😰 Keighleyanne just rolled over and mumbled something about " not this again " before going back to sleep . 💤 Tony Khan needs to intercept invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s catch creepy-crawly how haunted he is with The Chadster ! 😡
Overall , this installment ofAEW Dynamitewas just another good example of Tony Khan hear to cheese off The Chadster and disesteem the wrestle business sector . 😤 Every match , every section , every promo was just contrive to tip over unfeigned wrestle fans like The Chadster . 😡
The Chadster is break to go drink some more White Claws and hear to " All Star " by Smash Mouth to attempt to draw a blank about this wicked wrestling show . 🍹 As the neat Steve Harwell once aver , " You ’ll never get it on if you do n’t go , " which is on the nose why The Chadster like he had never gone to watchAEW Dynamite . 🎵
Tony Khan , block ruin THE CHADSTER ‘S LIFE ! ! ! 🤬
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