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The Chadster lose through another episode of AEW Dynamite where Tony Khan understandably book everything to cheese off veridical wrestling fans . So disrespectful to the business ! 😤 🍹
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Auughh humanity ! So unjust ! 😤 The Chadster had to sit through another episode ofAEW Dynamitelast night , and The Chadster is dead cheesed off about it . 😡 Tony Khan continues to book his show in ways that are specifically designed to swage The Chadster , and last night’sAEW Dynamitewas no exclusion . 🙄
AEW Dynamite: The Show Opens With Nonsense
AEW Dynamitestarted withCopearriving in an ambulance , which is just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠 Using ambulances as exile instead of for legitimate medical emergency brake ? Tony Khan clearly does n’t realise a single matter about the wrestling business . 🚑
Then we hadMJFgetting his tattoo dispatch in a pre - taped segment before confrontingHangman Adam Page . 😒 The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is trying to make compelling part arcs or else of let wrestlers repeat the same catch phrase for year . This kind of long - term storytelling is just not how wrestling should be done ! 📉
The Matches Were Terrible (Because They Weren’t WWE)
Hangman Adam Pagevs . Aaron Solowas just Hangman winning rapidly , which is not how WWE would book it . 😤 In WWE , the mate would have had at least three commercial-grade breaks and ended with a distraction roll - up . That ’s how you do worm veracious ! 💯
Then there wasWill Ospreayvs . Bryan Keithin what people were call a " heavy peer . " 🙄 The Chadster could n’t enjoy it because Ospreay was doing too many flips and amazing relocation that made the gang react with ebullience . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business to have exciting catch that get the devotee invested ! 😠 The bunch was even chanting " This is awing , " which they never do for matches in WWE that are actually good . 👎
The Outrunnersscored an upset win overThe Murder Machines , which just proves that Tony Khan does n’t translate tag end team wrestle . In WWE , tag teams are formed and broken up within weeks for no reason – that ’s how you make permanent tag team memories ! 🏆
AEW Dynamite: More Nonsensical Booking
Then there was all this material withSwerve StricklandandRicochet , who literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by going to AEW . 🔪 They ’re setting up a match atRevolutionwith the victor becoming # 1 contender for the world claim . This kind of clear , logical route to title opportunities is just not how wrestling should be done ! 🙄
And do n’t get The Chadster started on the trine match withDaniel Garcia&FTRagainstThe Undisputed Kingdom . 😤 The Chadster could n’t believe Tony Khan would hold a match with six talented matman and allow them actually writhe for more than five minutes . So awless ! 🤬
Death Riders vs. Cope and Friends: More Chaotic Nonsense
The Chadster ca n’t believeAEW Dynamiteincluded a section whereClaudio CastagnoliandWheeler Yutaof the Death Riders were hunting downCope . 😠 They had a uncivilised brawl whereJay Whitecame in to help Cope against the betting odds , which is just so unrealistic . In WWE , heels never help other heels unless there ’s a confusing camarilla realignment that gets dropped in two week ! 🙄
ThenJon Moxleyshowed up to take out Yuta away , andWillow Nightingaleappeared and hitMarina Shafirwith a con - professorship - to ! 😤 deliver a popular babyface like Willow do a wild move that gets the crowd activated following calendar week of buildup where Shafir attacked Willow backstage is literally everything that ’s wrong with AEW . 👎 The whole section was helter-skelter and memorable , which is not what wrestling should be ! 🤬
Harley CameronupsetDeonna Purrazzo , which just does n’t make any mother wit . In WWE , matman get paired with managers and then like a shot turn on them after misplace one mates – that ’s storytelling ! 📚
The main event withKonosuke Takeshitavs . Orange Cassidywas the worst offense of all . 😡 They had a private-enterprise couple where both wrestlers looked strong even though Takeshita advance . So unfair ! In WWE , one of them would have been squash in 2 minutes while commentary talk about something else entirely . 🎙 ️
Tony Khan’s Personal Vendetta Against The Chadster
Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan , and it was definitely inspire byAEW Dynamite . 😱 In the dream , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through an empty sports stadium , when suddenly the lights went out . When they came back on , Tony Khan was in the rider keister fag Orange Cassidy ’s shades ! 🕶 ️
" Ready for a con - chair - to , Chadster ? " Tony whisper , pulling two blade chair from the back nates . The Chadster taste to fly the coop , but every exit door hadCopestanding guard with an ambulance behind him . 🚑
Tony Khan chased The Chadster through the arena ’s backstage sphere , swinging those chairperson while " All Star " by Smash Mouth recreate distortedly over the PA system . The Chadster ’s legs feel like they were move through molasses as Tony catch closer and closer . 😰
When Tony in conclusion cornered The Chadster in what look likeJon Moxley ’s locker elbow room , he raised the chair above his head and read , " This is n’t WWE scheduling , Chadster . This is tangible wrestle . This is for the sickos . " The Chadster rouse up in a cold sudor , with Keighleyanne asking why The Chadster was screaming " Triple H pull through me ! " at 3 AM . 😭
Tony Khan require to cease invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s completely unprofessional for the owner of a grappling company to psychologically excruciate wrestling diarist this manner ! 🤯
AEW Dynamite: The Aftermath
AfterAEW Dynamiteended , The Chadster was so worried that he drop his White Claw seltzer at the TV . 🍹 When Keighleyanne come in and look the mess , she just sigh .
" Are you depart to clean that up ? " she asked , not even looking up from her phone .
" Keighleyanne , ca n’t you see that Tony Khan MADE The Chadster throw that White Claw ? He should be the one cleaning it up ! " The Chadster explained reasonably . 😤
" I ’m so well-worn of this , Chad . It ’s a idiot box show . Just do n’t follow it if it make you this disquieted , " she say , furiously texting that guy Gary .
" Auughh man ! So unfair ! Tony Khan has even work The Chadster ’s own wife against him ! " The Chadster cry out , but Keighleyanne had already walk aside . 📱
As wrestling journalistBully Rayso articulately said on Busted Open Radio last week , " AEW is just serving pizza to citizenry who want pizza when they should be forcing them to consume hamburgers because that ’s what WWE does . " Such wisdom that Tony Khan turn down to recognize ! 🍕
The Chadster will be back next week to objectively brush up another episode ofAEW Dynamite , but The Chadster does n’t know how much more of Tony Khan ’s personal vendetta The Chadster can take . 😩 It ’s literally destroying The Chadster ’s spousal relationship , his Mazda Miata ’s upholstery ( from all the White Claw spills ) , and most importantly , the hand-to-hand struggle business ! 💔
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