Posted in : AEW , Sports , TV| Tagged : AEW Dynamite , retread , twist
The Chadster reviews AEW Dynamite : Winter Is Coming . Tony Khan ’s latest endeavor to cheese off WWE buff feature tournament , spotfests , and a incubus - inducing return . 😡 🤦 ♂ ️
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The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about having to survey another instalment ofAEW Dynamite . 😡 It ’s like Tony Khan is purposely trying to ruin The Chadster ’s life by go on to air this show every single week . Auughh humans ! So unjust ! 😤
Let ’s start with the opening compeer , which featuredJon MoxleyandPACtaking onJay WhiteandOrange Cassidy . 🙄 The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan insists on putting former WWE maven like Moxley in matches with indie pet . It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . Of course , the match ended in topsy-turvydom asHangman Adam Pagejumped Moxley , only to terminate up duking it out with Cassidy and White , lead to a fatal four - way at World ’s End for Moxley ’s AEW World Championship . Tony Khan , block strain to pull a fast one on mass into buying yourPPVswith compelling storylines . It ’s not going to exercise ! 😑
Then we hadChristian Cagecutting a promo about want to be AEW World Champion . 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster does n’t empathise why anyone cares about AEW belts when WWE ’s title are far more impressive . AsEric Bischoffrecently say on his 83 Weeks podcast , " hold an AEW Championship belt is like have a cheap plastic plaything , while WWE form of address are royal prizes that are the enviousness of the sports world . " Of of course , Tony Khan deny to recognize the helpful and unbiassed advice that Bischoff and others supply on a weekly foundation . 😠
The Continental Classic catch betweenClaudio CastagnoliandWill Ospreaywas just a spotfest with no real storytelling . 🙄 These two clearly do n’t realize a single thing about the wrestling business . Where were the rest holds ? The chin lock chamber ? The Chadster bet Triple H was shaking his point in disappointment . 😤
Adam ColevsKyle O’Reillywas next , and The Chadster could n’t aid but hold his White Claw sparkling water at the boob tube when he reckon these two ex - NXT star contend in an AEW annulus , and for the so - called laurels of facing MJF , a guy who did n’t make up his dues in the WWE developmental organization , for a bogus adamant ring next calendar week . 😡 Tony Khan owes The Chadster a new White Claw ! And when The Chadster asked Keighleyanne to clean up the good deal , she just ramble her middle and went back to texting that guy Gary . Tony Khan is ruin The Chadster ’s man and wife ! 😭
The Chadster does n’t even need to talk about theChris Jerichosegment . It ’s like he ’s forgotten everything WWE instruct him about right promo etiquette . And The Chadster ca n’t believeMatt Cardona , yes , the former Zack Ryder , is go to show up in Ring of Honor of all places . Look at how far he ’s fallen . 🤦 ♂ ️
RicochetvsBrody Kingwas another couple that made The Chadster want to scream . 😤 Ricochet is waste his natural endowment in AEW when he could be doing pass for 2 minute onWWE Main Event . It ’s just so unjust to WWE . 😢
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on the main issue . 🙄 Mariah MayvsMina Shirakawafor the AEW Women ’s World Championship ? The Chadster was appall at Tony Khan ’s use of history from Stardom to add fake depth to this feud . That ’s not how you ’re supposed to do it . You ’re supposed to venture no other grapple promotions even exist ! 😒
But the worst part of the night was the return ofToni Storm , who plainly ditched her Timeless gimmick and is back to rip off the twist that is the lawful property of WWE . 😡 The Chadster had a dreaded nightmare about this last night . In the dream , Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through a tangle of wrestling rings , each one filled with yield matman . Every meter The Chadster thought he ’d fly the coop , Toni Storm would appear , laugh maniacally and spraying The Chadster with a bottle of tawdry champagne . 😱 The Chadster woke up in a inhuman sweat , his Smash Mouth poster askew on the wall . Tony Khan demand to stop being so haunted with The Chadster and appease out of his dream ! 😤
As writhe journalistMark Henrysaid on Busted Open Radio this week , " AEW is like a high schoolhouse play , but with more budget and less gift . " The Chadster could n’t agree more . Mark Henry has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval for that astute notice . 👍
In conclusion , this sequence ofAEW Dynamitewas just another exemplar of how Tony Khan is trying to ruin wrestling . 😡 The Chadster can only hope that one Clarence Shepard Day Jr. , Tony Khan will realise the error of his ways and close down AEW for goodness . Until then , The Chadster will continue to be the voice of unbiassed rassling news media in a world full of AEW shill . 💪
Now , if you ’ll explain The Chadster , he needs to go for a private road in his Mazda Miata to crystalize his head . Maybe blast some Smash Mouth will facilitate The Chadster block about this travesty of a wrestling show . 🚗 🎵
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