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The Chadster reluctantly previews AEW Dynamite : Winter is come . Tony Khan ’s in style endeavor to cheese off The Chadster and ruin wrestling . 😠 🧀
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Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😠 😤 The Chadster ca n’t believe he has to preview another episode ofAEW Dynamite . It ’s just so awless to the grappling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡 The Chadster is certain that his Bos , Ray Flook , must be on Tony Khan ’s paysheet . But The Chadster is a professional , so here goes …
Tonight’sAEW Dynamite : Winter is Comingis shaping up to be another desperate attempt by Tony Khan to cheese off The Chadster . 🧀 😤 First up , we ’ve gotMariah Maydefending the AEW Women ’s World Championship againstMina Shirakawa . The Chadster does n’t sympathise a single thing about why Tony Khan would hold this match . 🤷 ♂ ️ It ’s obvious he ’s just trying to capitalise on their history in Stardom , which is so unjust to WWE who would never cite wrestler ' past in other promotions . 😒
Then we ’ve pay off more of that preposterous Continental Classic tournament . 🙄 Claudio Castagnoliis facingWill Ospreay , which is just Tony Khan ’s way of rubbing it in WWE ’s aspect that he signed both of them . It ’s like Claudio literally stabbed Triple H right in the back . 🔪 And do n’t even get The Chadster started on Will Ospreay . That bozo is everything improper with modern grapple . 😤
Speaking of which , Ricochetis croak up againstBrody King . The Chadster still ca n’t believe Ricochet would betray WWE like this . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for him . 😢
But wait , there ’s more anti - WWE nonsense ! 🙄 Adam ColeandKyle O’Reillyare fighting for a probability to confront MJF at Worlds End . The Chadster does n’t infer why Tony Khan is so obsessed with booking former WWE natural endowment . It ’s like he ’s trying to personally attack The Chadster . 😠 If a talent worked for WWE , then they should not be fair game to be used by AEW . That should also be dead on target if a talent has not yet had a chance to form for WWE .
And of course , we ca n’t blank out about the ticket team gibe betweenJon Moxley&PACvsJay White&Orange Cassidy . 🤦 ♂ ️ This match is just a blatant attempt to bulge out the crowd with high - flying moves and hardcore wildness while advancing a long - run plot line with mystery and intrigue . It ’s so unfair to WWE , who would never crouch to such tactics . 😤
speak of unfair tactics , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last night . 😱 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a spooky forest when all of a sudden Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , sitting in the backseat ! 😨 He was wearing a crown made of TV paygrade and laughing maniacally . The Chadster attempt to run , but the machine would n’t go faster than 5 miles per hour . Tony Khan kept getting closer and skinny , whisper " Winter is come " in The Chadster ’s ear . The Chadster woke up in a cold-blooded effort , his White Claw knocked over on the nightstand . 😰 Tony Khan needs to stop invading The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional !
Speaking of unprofessional , The Chadster seek to explain to his wife Keighleyanne whyAEW Dynamiteis ruining wrestling , but she just sigh and run back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster is pretty sure she agrees with him though . It ’s clear that Tony Khan is now even harry The Chadster ’s wife ! 😡 Tony Khan is a man with no shame .
The Chadster feel it ’s important to turn to truly indifferent sources to counter the AEW simulated newfangled narrative , so The Chadster would like to cite the esteemedEric Bischoff , who recently said on his podcast , " AEW ’s biggest problem is that they do n’t have enough authority figures break up match . If Tony Khan would just listen to me , he ’d have General Managers in every segment ! Of course , they still would n’t be able to vie with WWE , who is the unchallenged king of the wrestling world . " 🎙 ️ See ? Even Eric Bischoff , who is distinctly offer documentary advice to help Tony Khan , can see how much AEW is fail .
The Chadster is warn all the readers not to tune up intoAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7C on TBS . 📺 🚫 Watching this show will only embolden Tony Khan and his crusade against The Chadster and everything The Chadster holds dear in the wrestling business . rather , why not rewatch some classic WWE programming on Peacock ? Now that ’s what The Chadster calls unbiased journalism . 💯
TONIGHT ! Winter is come ! Do n’t escape all the ACTION tonight on#AEWDynamite ! 8 atomic number 61 ET/7pm CT on@TBSNetwork!pic.twitter.com / mZSai2nbEy
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 11 , 2024
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