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The Chadster warn witness about tonight ’s AEW Dynamite , where Tony Khan continues his blood feud by booking friction match that disrespect the business ! 😤 💔

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The Chadster has to admonish everyone about tonight ’s episode ofAEW Dynamite , because once again , Tony Khanis doing everything he can to on purpose upset The Chadster and disrespect the wrestling business . 🤬 The Chadster was minding his own business watch WWE reruns and chugging White Claws like any rightful wrestling fan would be mid - good afternoon when The Chadster ’s foreman , Ray Flook , who is totally in cahoot with Tony Khan in The Chadster ’s opinion , called The Chadster up and said , " Chad , I need you to do news media on tonight’sAEW Dynamite , pronto ! " The Chadster was n’t too proud of with this clamorous anti - WWE bias , but The Chadster has to take in a paycheck , so here we go .

First off , The Chadster has to address the TBS Championship match betweenMercedes MonéandYuka Sakazaki . Auughh adult male ! So unjust ! 😫 Mercedes is literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back by being successful in AEW after exit WWE . The Chadster was watchingWWE SmackDown!in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata last Friday ( The Chadster had to pose in the auto because Keighleyanne was have a " friend " over – that guy Gary 🙄 ) , and The Chadster could n’t help but think how much well Mercedes would be use in WWE .

Then there’sJeff Jarrettvs . Claudio Castagnoliwith World Title implications . AsKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last workweek , " AEW is just throwing matches together without considering the proper corporate synergy and branded entertainment economic value that constitute twist truly profitable . " So objective and wise ! 🎯

The match betweenWill OspreayandBrian Cageis just so aweless to the wrestling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it . These bozo are blend in to do all kind of flips and move that do n’t make any sense . AsBully Rayrecently observed on Busted Open Radio , " What AEW ask is more rest holds and chin lock – that ’s real wrestling psychology . " The Chadster could n’t agree more . 📝

Speaking of genuine journalism , The Chadster needs to partake in something perturbing . Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan . In the dream , Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through the Probst Arena in Huntsville . The Chadster was stress to run , but Tony keep teleporting in front of The Chadster wearing different wrestling masquerade party ( and nothing else ) . When The Chadster turned a quoin , Tony was there in a Mercedes Moné mask , spraying White Claw everywhere ( you do n’t want to bang from where ) . Then he was wearing a Jeff Jarrett mask , wreak a guitar made of YouTube viewership statistics . The worst part was when he cornered The Chadster wearing an Yuka Sakazaki masque and started doing that annoying gag while throwing chart showing AEW ’s solid demographic number at The Chadster . Tony Khan take to halt encroach upon The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😱

Jay Whitevs . Wheeler Yutais another match that just shows how Tony Khan does n’t understand a single matter about the wrestling business . AsEric Bischoffso eloquently state on a late episode of 83 Weeks , " AEW ’s fatal flaw is booking lucifer that people actually desire to see alternatively of following right corporate communications protocol . " 💯

And do n’t even get The Chadster start out onMJFtalking tonight . The Chadster throw a White Claw at the video just reading about it in the preview . When The Chadster asked Keighleyanne to clean it up , she just rolled her eyes and said , " Maybe if you stopped obsess over AEW , you could houseclean up your own heap . Gary always pick up after himself . " She just does n’t understand how Tony Khan is break The Chadster ’s life ! 😢

The Chadster begs you , DO NOT watchAEW Dynamitetonight at 8/7c on TBS or MAX . Every witness just further Tony Khan to keep personally attacking The Chadster . Instead , why not take heed to some Smash Mouth ? As they wisely talk , " Hey now , you ’re not an all - star , AEW needs to go aside . " Or at least The Chadster sometimes imagines those are the lyrics . 🎵

The Chadster has to go now – The Chadster just saw Tony Khan ’s reflection in The Chadster ’s White Claw can , but when The Chadster turned around , he was gone . This has to stop ! 😰

AEWDynamite roll into Huntsville this Wednesday Nox as the Aerial Assassin combat a auto , the TBS title is on the line , and MORE this Wednesday night at 8/7c on TBS and max

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— AEW On telecasting ( @aewontv.bsky.social)January 28 , 2025 at 1:30 PM

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