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El Presidente reports from his lavishness bunker on AEW ’s volatile spring schedule , including their Philadelphia PPV debut !
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GREETINGS COMRADES ! It is I , your El Presidente , reporting to you live from my satisfying gold sumptuosity sand trap beneath my presidential palace , where I am presently obscure from CIA broker disguise as room access - to - door cyclopedia salesman ! I have most exciting news about our beloved All Elite Wrestling ’s spring schedule for 2025 ! Just yesterday , while sharing a endearing cup of cocaine - laced burnt umber with my beloved friendKim Jong - Un(he simply adores professional wrestling , though he insists on calling it " capitalistic concert dance " ) , I receive word that AEW is expanding their revolutionary front across the United States !
Most importantly , familiar , Tony Khan’swrestling empire will make its pay - per - view introduction in the metropolis of brotherly love – Philadelphia!AEW Dynastywill emanate from the Liacouras Center on April 6 , and get me tell you , this brings back retentiveness of the clip I assay to buy the Liberty Bell for my secret compendium . The CIA was most uncooperative about that initiative .
But that is not all , my acquaintance ! The spring schedule is load down tighter than my personal prison during a political uprising!AEW Collisionwill grace the Oakland Arena on March 1 , play professional wrestling to the Bay Area hoi polloi . This prompt me of the timeFideland I attempted to start our own wrestle promotion in Cuba – " Communist Championship Wrestling . " Sadly , it failed when all our wrestlers demanded equal victory .
The schedule also includes a magnificent hitch at The Theater at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas on March 15 . I once have a gambling casino in Las Vegas myself , until the play commission discover my dealer were trained KGB factor . Such bureaucracy !
For our comrades in the midwest , AEW will chatter the splendid people ’s republic of Omaha , Nebraska on March 19 for bothDynamiteand a particular taping ofCollision . The Twin Cities will experience the revolution whenDynamitearrives at Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul on March 26 . Milwaukee ’s working class will rise up forAEW Collisionon March 29 , and the labour of Peoria , Illinois will witness both shows on April 2 .
For those endeavor to see these radical events , tickets forAEW Dynastywill go on sale Monday , February 3 at 10 a.m. ET . As always , the middle class AEW Insider members will have access code to pre - sale opportunities – though I must say , such preferential discussion seems rather counter - radical . Perhaps I will have a word with Comrade Khan about implementing a more socialistic ticket distribution system .
And now , comrades , I must wish you farewell , as my tidings military officer inform me that the CIA agents have start throwing their encyclopedias at my castle windows . Until next clock time , remember : professional wrestle , like political superpower , belong in the hands of the hoi polloi ! This has been your El Presidente , describe for Bleeding Cool ! Viva la lucha libre !
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