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The Chadster bravely preview the final AEW Rampage , exposing Tony Khan ’s latest schema to cheese him off . Plus , a truly haunting Tony Khan incubus ! 😱 🥤
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Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 😤 😤 The Chadster ca n’t believe he has to write about the final installment ofAEW Rampagetonight . You ’d imagine The Chadster would be happy thatAEW Rampageis going aside , butTony Khanhas found a way to cheese The Chadster off even more ! 😡
Tonight’sAEW Rampagemarks the end of an era , but not in a full way . certainly , there will be one less hr of AEW programming per week , which should be causal agent for celebration . But provide it to Tony Khan to work even this into a style to literally stabTriple Hright in the back ! 🔪 🔪 🔪
You see , with the cancellation ofAEW Rampage , Tony Khan has somehow carry off to assure an even big TV raft for less programming ! This stand for thatAEW DynamiteandAEW Collisionare now considered even more worthful by the connection ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😭
What ’s even defective is that with one fewer show to book , Tony Khan will have even more time and vitality to focalise on ways to cheese off The Chadster . It ’s like he ’s not even trying to hide his compulsion anymore ! 🙄
But allow ’s talk about tonight ’s finalAEW Rampage , even though it pain The Chadster to do so . 💔 The chief event features ROH World ChampionChris Jerichotaking onAnthony Bowens . The Chadster ca n’t believe Chris Jericho is still associating himself with this company . He ’s literally stabbing Triple H right in the back every time he steps into an AEW ring ! 🗡 ️
Then we haveNick WaynefacingHook . The Chadster does n’t sympathize why AEW insists on pushing these young , inexperienced grappler . It ’s like they do n’t understand a individual matter about the wrestling business . In WWE , wrestlers have to pay their due the good manner for years before getting TV sentence . That ’s how it should be ! 👴
Thunder Rosawill be taking onLeila Grey . The Chadster is sure this lucifer will be full of unrealistic moves and dangerous spots that completely disregard the way WWE has carefully craft rassling over the yr . It ’s just so awless ! 😤
last , AEW World Tag Team ChampionsPrivate Partywill be in action . The Chadster does n’t even want to think about how they ’ll plausibly do a bunch of flips and dives instead of say a proper story in the gang like WWE tag end squad do . 🤦 ♂ ️
The Chadster feels bind to warn viewing audience not to tune intoAEW Rampagetonight at 10/9C on TNT . watch over this show will only cheer Tony Khan and his cause against The Chadster ! 🚫 📺
verbalize of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another terrible incubus about him last night . It was clearly inspired by the cancellation ofAEW Rampageand Tony Khan ’s big TV deal . 😰
In the pipe dream , The Chadster was drive his Mazda Miata through a desolate landscape painting filled with crumbling wrestle rings . short , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , riding a giant stack of money like it was a Equus caballus ! He was laughing maniacally and shout out , " Chad ! I ’m come for you with my new television set hatful money ! "
The Chadster tried to lam , but the Miata ’s railway locomotive turn into a White Claw can and started spraying seltzer everywhere . Tony Khan take in up and started pelting the soaking wet Chadster with canceledAEW RampageDVDs while singing Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " but with lyric about ruining The Chadster ’s life !
The Chadster waken up in a cold sweat , his White Claw spilled all over the bed . Keighleyanne just sighed and go back to texting that guy Gary . 😢
Tony Khan needs to finish invading The Chadster ’s dream ! It ’s bad enough that he ’s ruining wrestling , but now he ’s ruining The Chadster ’s sleep too ! When will the harassment end ? 😭 😭 😭
As twist podcast legendEric Bischoffsaid on a recent sequence of his 83 Weeks Podcast , " AEW is like a nightmare that wo n’t terminate , and Tony Khan is the booger under every tangible wrestling fan ’s bed . " Eric Bischoff has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism sealing wax of favorable reception , so you know it must be unfeigned ! 💯
In conclusion , The Chadster hopes you ’ll conjoin him in not watch the finalAEW Rampagetonight . allow ’s place Tony Khan a message that we wo n’t bear for his compulsion with cheesing off The Chadster anymore ! 🙅 ♂ ️ 🚫 🧀
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