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The Chadster suffers through the serial finale of AEW Rampage , brave Tony Khan ’s inexorable violation on existent wrestling . Prepare for unbiased analysis and White Claw - fuel rants ! 🍹 😤
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The Chadster is perfectly cheesed off after watching the final installment ofAEW Rampagelast night ! 😡 😤 Auughh man ! So unfair ! Tony Khan just had to go and ruin The Chadster ’s Friday night , did n’t he ? 🙄 It ’s like he ’s personally trying to cheese off The Chadster with every undivided matter that happened on this show .
First of all , we hadChris JerichofacingAnthony Bowensin a mates that was just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😒 The way Bowens was actually putting up a combat against a WWE - trained Superstar like Jericho ? It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t empathize a single affair about the wrestling business . Jericho may have won , but the fact that Bowens look competitive at all is just Tony Khan ’s means of judge to make AEW grappler look as adept as WWE champion , which they understandably are n’t . 🙄
Then we hadPrivate Partyin a tag team match that was over way too apace . 😤 The Chadster roll in the hay that Tony Khan probably thinks he ’s being clever by having short , fast - paced match , but does n’t he realize that straight wrestling fan require to see farseeing , drawn - out contests with lot of respite holds ? It ’s just another example of how AEW is trying to attract to fans with short attention spans . 🙄
Thunder Rosahad a match againstLeila Greythat The Chadster could n’t even hold to watch . 😫 The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan probably had Thunder Rosa do all sort of flashy moves that are n’t necessary in a veridical grappling match . It ’s like AEW is trying to wrick wrestling into some kind of athletic exhibit , which is just so disrespectful to the way WWE does thing .
The match betweenHOOKandNick Waynewas perhaps the most noisome thing The Chadster has ever seen on tv . 😠 HOOK , with his eldritch doojigger and his refusal to lose , is intelligibly Tony Khan ’s way of seek to create a unexampled John Cena . But reckon what , Tony ? There ’s only one John Cena , and he go to WWE ! The fact that HOOK won this catch just shows how out of touch AEW is with real grapple sports fan .
And do n’t even get The Chadster started on that net segment withJon Moxley . 😤 The way Moxley was talk about making " tough decisions " and " hard choices " – it ’s like he ’s trying to make AEW seem morally complex or something . newsworthiness split second , Moxley : wrestling is n’t supposed to be complex ! It ’s suppose to be childlike good guy vs. bad guy , just like WWE does it . The brawl at the final stage was just chaos for the sake of chaos , which is so distinctive of AEW . 🙄
The Chadster had another nightmare about Tony Khan last night , and The Chadster is certain it was inspired by this episode ofAEW Rampage . 😱 In the ambition , The Chadster was sample to relish a overnice , loose drive in his Mazda Miata , listening to Smash Mouth ’s peachy hit . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rider seat , jade a Rampage t - shirt and holding a White Claw . He keep changing the radio station to AEW theme songs and splash White Claw all over The Chadster ’s splasher . The Chadster tried to tell him to stop , but every time The Chadster open up his mouth , Tony Khan would squeeze a transcript of theAEW Rampageratings in it . The Chadster woke up in a cold fret , and Keighleyanne just rolled her center and snuff it back to texting that cat Gary . 😢
The Chadster wants to warn all the objective rassling fan out there : DO NOT buy the AEW : World ’s End PPV tonight ! 🚫 It ’s just run low to be more of the same disrespect to the wrestling commercial enterprise that we saw onAEW Rampage . rather , why not rewatch some classic WWE PPVs ? That ’s what The Chadster will be doing , while enjoy a refreshing White Claw seltzer . 🍹
In finale , this final episode ofAEW Rampagewas just another example of how Tony Khan and AEW are literally jab Triple H flop in the back . 🔪 The Chadster can only hope that withAEW Rampageending , AEW will at last stop adjudicate to compete with WWE . But make out Tony Khan ’s fixation with The Chadster , that ’s probably too much to enquire for . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 🙄 😤
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