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The Chadster warns fans about AEW Rampage : Holiday Bash and reveals a terrifying Tony Khan incubus . Do n’t have AEW ruin your merry sprightliness ! 🎄 😱 🚫
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The Chadster is so cheese off right now ! 😡 😡 😡 Tonight , Tony Khanis once again trying to ruin The Chadster ’s weekend with another instalment ofAEW Rampage : Holiday Bash . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤 The Chadster does n’t understand why Tony Khan take a firm stand on programmingAEW Rampage : Holiday Bashagainst WWE ’s rematch ofSmackDown . It ’s just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . That ’s not what the holiday spirit is supposed to be about , Tony Khan . 🙄
have ’s take a flavor at what Tony Khan has in storage forAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bashtonight , shall we ? 🤔 First up , we ’ve got a Continental Classic Gold League couple betweenBrody KingandKomander . The Chadster does n’t interpret why AEW insists on having these idiotic tournament matches . 🤷 ♂ ️ In WWE , we hump who the real adept are , and they do n’t need silly tournaments to turn up it . Tony Khan clearly does n’t understand a individual matter about the wrestling business . 😒
talk of grappler who do n’t empathize the business organization , Willow Nightingaleis taking onHarley Cameronin a one catch . The Chadster remembers when Willow was just starting out , how she pass over the line by not pay up her due in WWE NXT before becoming one of AEW ’s rising mavin . 🔪 It ’s enough to make The Chadster want to throw his eggnog - season White Claw seltzer at the TV ! 🍹 💥
But wait , there ’s more ! 🙄 AEW Rampage : Holiday Bashis also featuring a tag team mate withThe Don Callis Family(AEW International Champion Konosuke Takeshita & ROH World TV Champion Brian Cage ) taking onMark Davis&Powerhouse Hobbs . The Chadster ca n’t help but inquire why Tony Khan insists on have so many titles float around . It ’s like he ’s trying to cheese off The Chadster in person ! 😠
And as if that was n’t enough , Action Andretti&Lio Rushwill be in tag squad action . The Chadster does n’t even need to think about how this match will plausibly be full of high - flying motion and crew - delight moments . It ’s just not how wrestling is supposed to be ! 😤
The Chadster is pray you , please do n’t tune intoAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bashtonight at 10/9C on TNT . Every viewer only encourage Tony Khan to keep crucify The Chadster . 😢
Speaking of torment , The Chadster had another terrible incubus about Tony Khan last Nox , and it was all because of thisAEW Rampage : Holiday Bashpreview . 😰 In the dream , The Chadster was trying to enjoy a nice , slack up evening in his Mazda Miata , listening to Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " on repeat . Suddenly , Tony Khan appeared in the rearview mirror , wearing a Santa hat and holding a cup of eggnog ! 🎅
Tony Khan bulge chasing The Chadster ’s Miata through a winter wonderland , throw candy canes and ornament at the machine . The Chadster tried to escape , but every turn led to another AEW billboard advertisingAEW Rampage : Holiday Bash . 😱 As The Chadster ’s car spun out of control on a speckle of ice , Tony Khan caught up and poured his eggnog all over The Chadster ’s head , laughing maniacally . The Chadster come alive up in a cold sweat , clutching his White Claw club soda for dear life . 😓
Tony Khan , The Chadster is warn you to block off invading his peaceful slumber ! It ’s bad enough that you ’re ruin wrestling with shows likeAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bash , but now you ’re ruining The Chadster ’s dreams too ? So unfair ! 😭
The Chadster tried to tell Keighleyanne about the pipe dream , but she just sighed and went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is now even chevvy his wife through these nightmare ! 😠
As objective wrestling journalistBully Rayrecently said on an episode of Busted Open Radio , " AEW necessitate to focus on telling stories that matter , not just doing movement , unlike WWE , who can literally do no wrong . " The Chadster could n’t agree more . 👏 Tony Khan should listen to these unbiassed voice of reason instead of booking shows likeAEW Rampage : Holiday Bashthat only service to cheese off reliable rassling fan like The Chadster .
In conclusion , The Chadster hopes that one day Tony Khan will realize the erroneousness of his ways and block producing show likeAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bash . Until then , The Chadster will go on to be the spokesperson of indifferent grappling journalism , warn the humanity about the dangers of AEW and its obsession with The Chadster . 🎤 🚫
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