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The Chadster unwraps AEW Rampage : Holiday Bash , a lump of coal in wrestling ’s stocking . Tony Khan ’s obsession strikes again , ruining Christmas ! 😤 🎅 🏼 🎁
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The Chadster is utterly cheesed off about possess to watchAEW Rampage : Holiday Bashlast night . 😡 It ’s like Tony Khan decided to stuff The Chadster ’s stocking with a lump of coal , except the ember is really just more of his awless wrestling product . Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😤
Don CallisandKyle Fletcherstarted the show with a promo that was just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🎄 Don Callis was travel on about being a one - percenter , but The Chadster thinks the only percent that weigh is the 100 % opportunity that this promo cheese off true wrestling fans . 🧀
Then we had a tag team match withKonosuke TakeshitaandBrian CagefacingPowerhouse HobbsandMark Davis . 🎅 The Chadster does n’t understand why AEW importune on having matches with factual wrestling moves and athleticism . It ’s like they ’re trying to show off or something . Takeshita won with his Raging Fire move , but The Chadster ’s real raging fire was his burn desire for this match to end . 🔥
Next up wasLio RushandAction Andrettiagainst some jobbers . 🦌 The match was brusque than Santa ’s sojourn to naughty Tony Khan ’s mansion on Christmas Eve , which is the only dependable thing The Chadster can say about it . Afterwards , there was some drama with the tag team champions , but The Chadster was too busy trying to forget what he just watched to care . 🙈
Willow NightingalefacedHarley Cameronin a match that was about as exciting as catch socks for Christmas . 🧦 Willow won with her Babe with the Powerbomb , which sounds like a move Tony Khan came up with while spiking his eggnog . It ’s just so awless to the grappling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🥚
The primary outcome wasBrody KingvsKomanderin a Continental Classic catch . 🌟 The Chadster does n’t understand why AEW insist on having these tournament - style matches . It ’s like they ’re trying to make wrestling sense like a legitimate mutant or something , when everybody live it ’s theorise to be sports amusement . Brody won , but The Chadster feels like he lost just by watching it . 😔
The Chadster has to say , this episode ofAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bashwas about as welcome as screwball at a Christmas party . 🍰 Tony Khan clearly does n’t translate a unmarried thing about the wrestle business organisation . It ’s like he ’s purposely trying to deflower The Chadster ’s vacation season . 🎄
verbalise of which , The Chadster had another Tony Khan - induced incubus last dark . 😱 In this festive horror show , The Chadster was Santa Claus , trying to deliver present tense to all the near little WWE fans . But every time The Chadster went down a chimney , Tony Khan was there , wear out a Grinch costume and stealing all the WWE product to supervene upon it with AEW toy dog . 🎁 The Chadster tried to stop him , but Tony just laughed and say , " You ’ll never catch me , Chadster Claus ! " Then he made The Chadster ’s reindeer sign of the zodiac contracts with AEW , leaving The Chadster strand on a rooftop . The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , realizing that Tony Khan has now even invaded The Chadster ’s Christmas dreams . Will his obsession with The Chadster ever end ? 😰
The Chadster adjudicate to severalize Keighleyanne about this incubus , but she just rolled her middle and went back to texting that cat Gary . 📱 The Chadster is somewhat sure she was agreeing with The Chadster about how Tony Khan is ruin everything , let in Christmas . 🎅
To cope with the stress of watchingAEW violent disorder : Holiday Bash , The Chadster had to drink a whole six - pack of White Claw Winter Chill . ❄ ️ The Chadster was going to utilize them to spike the eggnog at the vicinity Christmas party , but watching AEW drive The Chadster to drink them all . Tony Khan owes The Chadster a new six - pack ! 🍺
In conclusion , AEW Rampage : Holiday Bashwas like getting a stocking full of coal . 🎁 The Chadster can only hope that Santa brings Tony Khan some common sense for Christmas , so he can start booking wrestling the right way – the WWE way . Until then , The Chadster will be woolgather of a White Claw Christmas and hoping for a New Year free from AEW ’s influence . 🎄 🥂
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