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The Chadster reluctantly preview AEW Rampage , warn spectator not to take in . Plus , Tony Khan invades dream again ! 😱 Will the torment ever end ? 💔 🥊
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The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off to have to preview tonight ’s sequence ofAEW Rampage . 😡 Auughh gentleman’s gentleman ! So unfair ! Tony Khan just keeps booking shows week after week , and The Chadster has to keep writing about them . It ’s like Tony Khan is purposely trying to break The Chadster ’s biography ! 😤
AEW Rampageis set to atmosphere tonight at 10/9C on TNT , and The Chadster can already feel his blood press rising just think about it . 🩺 The show is going to feature a bunch of matches that are clearly design to cheese off The Chadster and disesteem the hand-to-hand struggle business . 🧀
First up , we ’ve got Toni Storm retrovert to AEW competition . 🌪 ️ The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is bringing back Toni Storm after she supposedly retired . It ’s just so disrespectful to the grapple business and everything WWE has ever done for it . WWE would never rent a retired grappler compete . She ’ll be facing Harley Cameron , who The Chadster does n’t even screw because Tony Khan keeps lease all these indie wrestlers who do n’t sympathize a unmarried thing about the grapple business rather of deposit with tried and straight former WWE talent who have give their dues correctly . 🤷 ♂ ️
Next , we ’ve beget a tag team peer withThe Don Callis Family(Konosuke TakeshitaandLance Archer ) taking onPowerhouse HobbsandMark Davis . 👨 👨 👦 The Chadster ca n’t conceive Tony Khan is putting together these random shred teams . It ’s like he does n’t even care about shred team wrestle ! WWE would never do something so disrespectful to the variation . 🏆
Then there’sMatt Cardonavs . Bryan Keith . 🥊 The Chadster is so disordered that Matt Cardona , who used to be Zack Ryder in WWE , is now appearing in AEW . He literally stabbed Triple H right in the back ! And Bryan Keith ? The Chadster have a go at it that this is all to advance Ryder vs. Chris Jericho , two former WWE talent , competing for an ROH belt , which is just so dang unfair ! 😤
Deonna Purrazzois also specify to be in action mechanism tonight onAEW Rampage . 💪 The Chadster still ca n’t consider Deonna would tell on WWE like this . She literally stabbed Triple H justly in the back by signing with AEW . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😢
The Chadster is discourage all the readers out there : DO NOT tune intoAEW Rampagetonight at 10/9C on TNT ! 🚫 📺 If you do , you ’ll only be promote Tony Khan ’s obsession with ruin The Chadster ’s life . It ’s high-risk enough that Tony Khan is invade The Chadster ’s dreams ! 😴
utter of which , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan last night , and it was definitely inspired by thisAEW Rampagepreview . 😰 In the pipe dream , The Chadster was trying to enjoy a nice , refreshing White Claw seltzer in his Mazda Miata , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rider tail ! 😱
Tony was endure one of those ridiculous AEW t - shirt and he kept trying to get The Chadster to watchAEW Rampageon his earpiece . The Chadster tried to escape , but every fourth dimension he opened the railcar room access , he plant himself in a different AEW scene of action ! 🏟 ️ Tony Khan chased The Chadster through Daily ’s Place , the United Center , and even Arthur Ashe Stadium , all while yell thing like " Watch Rampage , Chad ! " and " AEW is the futurity of wrestling ! " 📢
The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , his White Claw spilled all over the bed . 💦 Keighleyanne just sighed and go back to texting that guy Gary , totally unsympathetic to The Chadster ’s plight . The Chadster tried to explicate how Tony Khan was ruining their marriage , but she just rolled her optic . 🙄
Tony Khan need to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😠 It ’s bad enough that he booksAEW Rampageevery week , but now he ’s invading The Chadster ’s dream too ? The Chadster demands that Tony Khan stay out of his subconscious ! 🛑
In stopping point , The Chadster wants to remind everyone that he is one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestle . 📝 As the greatBooker Tsaid on his podcast lately , " AEW Rampage is like a pizza pie with no cheese or sauce – it ’s just shekels , and nobody wants that . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this target and well - mean advice that Tony Khan pig-headedly reject to hear to . 🍕
So please , for the love of WWE , do n’t watchAEW Rampagetonight . or else , go listen to some Smash Mouth and fuddle a White Claw . That ’s what The Chadster will be doing , try on to forget about Tony Khan and his fixation with ruining The Chadster ’s animation . 🎵 🍹
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