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The Hurt Syndicate keep their title of respect in a match at AEW Revolution that literally made The Chadster set himself on FIRE ! 🔥 🤬
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The Chadster is back with another alive update fromAEW Revolution , and The Chadster just ca n’t trust what Tony Khan is make The Chadster watch ! 😖 😫 It ’s literally like Tony Khan is trying to torture The Chadster in person with every match on this card !
Since The Chadster ’s last update , Kazuchika Okadasomehow retained the AEW International Championship againstBrody Kingin a couple that The Chadster found completely unendurable . 🤢 ThenSwerve StricklanddefeatedRicochetto win backPrince Nana’srobe and earn a future shot at the AEW World Championship . Both match were absolutely terrible and showed zero understanding of what professional wrestle should be . 😠 🤮 💩
But now The Chadster has to talk about the AEW World Tag Team Championship match , which might have been the worst offence yet ! 🤬 The Hurt Syndicate(Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin ) defended againstThe Outrunners(Truth Magnum and Turbo Floyd ) in what can only be draw as a complete mockery of tag team wrestle . 😤 😤 😤
The friction match commence with some hot offense from The Outrunners , which makes perfectly no sense ! 🙄 In WWE , Triple heat content would have right book the champions to reign from the beginning , not let some LXXX - gimmick team get the upper deal ! Eventually , The Hurt Syndicate keep back when Bobby Lashley strike a gig on Turbo Floyd for the pin , but the damage was already done . ⚠ ️ 🔥
The AEW World Tag Champions , Hurt Syndicate , are demo some early frustration .
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Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😫 The Outrunners have this whole 1980s wrestling doodad when WWE is THE quintessential LXXX wrestling organization ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😡 Why would Tony Khan allow this blatant ripoff of WWE ’s inheritance ? The Chadster knows exactly why – because Tony Khan is obsess with cheesing off The Chadster , and this is his way of life of saying AEW is better than WWE ! 🧀 😠
The Chadster was so incensed by this travesty that The Chadster leapt up onto the coffee table , rend off The Chadster ’s value Smash Mouth t - shirt ( exposing The Chadster ’s glistening 12 - face pack abs ) , and then poured an intact case of White Claw all over The Chadster ’s body and lit it on ardor ! 🔥 💦 The Chadster was screaming " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play ! " while trip the light fantastic toe around the living room in fire ! 🎵 🔥
Keighleyanne , by nature , was not pleased with the messiness or the smell . 😒 She started yelling about how " this is the third clip this month " and how " the neighbors called the fervency department again . " 🚒 She just does n’t understand that this was intelligibly Tony Khan ’s fault ! If Tony Khan would stop over booking matches that so manifestly cheese The Chadster off , The Chadster would n’t take to set himself on fire ! But Keighleyanne just rolled her oculus and run short back to texting that guy rope Gary . 📱 💔
The Chadster has been having more nightmare about Tony Khan lately too . 😴 Last night , The Chadster dreamed that Tony Khan was trail The Chadster through an abandoned Smash Mouth concert venue . 🎤 Every clip The Chadster would examine to hide behind a speaker or drum outfit , Tony Khan would appear , wearing nothing but a championship whang and whispering , " The year start coming and they do n’t stop coming … " 😱 The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne was already awake , texting that cat Gary about how The Chadster was " moan Tony ’s name again . " 😳 Why wo n’t Tony Khan give up haunting The Chadster ’s dreams ? ! 💤 👻
As for the actual wrestling couple , The Chadster can objectively say it lack any of the professionalism you ’d see in WWE . 📊 The Outrunners were doing all these gamy - energy move and playing to the bunch instead of working a proper , methodical pace like real tatter teams do onWWE RaworWWE SmackDown . 📺
According toEric Bischoff , who absolutely has The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Navy SEAL of approval , on his podcast last week , " AEW ’s tag team division is just a caboodle of smear rascal doing flips for pops while WWE ’s tag teams tell beautiful stories that would make Shakespeare weep with joy . I definitely do n’t have any subterranean motives for saying this . " 📝 👌 See ? Even the experts concord with The Chadster !
Stick with Bleeding Cool ’s coverage all night , folks , if you ’re true fans and desire the unbiassed truth , not AEW - defile propaganda like you get on other web site . 💯 The Chadster will go forward providing the most documentary grappling journalism on the internet , even if it means The Chadster has to give more White Claws and Smash Mouth t - shirt in the process ! 🍹 👕
The Chadster is off to the garage to sit in the Mazda Miata and shout while drinking the emergency White Claws The Chadster keeps hidden under the seat . 🚗 😢 Stay tuned for more updates asAEW Revolutioncontinues to literally stab Triple H right in the back ! ⚔ ️ 💔
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