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comrade ! AEW ’s free - to - aviation UK deal disperse socialistic joy like Santa ’s reindeer ! El Presidente reports on this Christmas miracle from his gingerbread castle .
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greeting , Comrade ! It is I , El Presidente , report to you live from my palatial gingerbread house late in the Siberian tundra , where I am celebrating the holiday time of year with my good supporter Vladimir Putin and a gaggle of dancing bears . Today , I bring you news of majuscule joy that shall be to all people … well , at least to all AEW buff in the United Kingdom who enjoy the socialist sport of professional grapple !
As we come near the festive season , it seems that Father Christmas has decide to make an other occlusive at the habitation of British wrestling fans . No , he has n’t left a ball of coal in their stockings ( I save those for the American CIA broker who render to pass through my Christmas parties ) . Instead , the moderately erstwhile elf has delivered something far more exciting : an extension of the free - to - breeze great deal between All Elite Wrestling ( AEW ) and ITV !
Yes , comrades , you heard that aright ! AEW and ITV have concord to persist in their partnership , ensuring that our British comrades can enjoy the finest wrestling action without having to bear a single pound , euro , or whatever currentness they ’re using over there these Clarence Shepard Day Jr. ( unless you count the splendid socialist TV permit ) . It ’s like receiving a large , juicy dud on Christmas solar day , except or else of carving it up , you get to ascertain others cut up each other up in the squared roundabout !
This renewal takes the partnership into 2025 , marking six glorious long time of AEW programing on ITV . It ’s a partnership that has hold up longer than some of my political alliance … and certainly long than any of my wedding !
Now , let me tell you , fellow , this free - to - air passel truly embodies the spirit of socialism that we hold so dear . Just as I ensure that every citizen in my area receives a free portrait of yours sincerely to flow in their homes ( whether they desire it or not ) , AEW and ITV are ensuring that every UK citizen has access to top - quality wrestle entertainment . It warm up my heart like a glass of hot cocoa spiked with the okay rum .
Under this trade , British buff will continue to enjoy AEW Dynamite every Friday Nox and AEW Collision every Wednesday night on ITV4 and ITVX . It ’s like having two Christmas Eve every week ! I remember fondly the day when Fidel Castro and I would gather around the goggle box set , eagerly awaiting the late episode of our favorite telenovela . Now , our British comrades can feel that same fervor , but with more suplexes and fewer evil twins ( although in wrestling , you never know ) .
Tony Khan , the CEO , GM , and Head of Creative of AEW , expressed his excitation about the deal . While he may not have the same flair for dramatic speeches as myself or my good friend Kim Jong - un , I must admit he knows how to work a wrestling promotion . He thanked the UK buff and ITV for their patriotic reenforcement since AEW ’s inception . It ’s heartwarming to see such gratitude – almost as heartwarming as the luminescence of my Christmas tree , which is decorated with the capture asset of my political opponents .
As we celebrate this joyous news , let us not forget the dependable meaning of Christmas : the spirit of giving . And what better natural endowment can there be than free rassling content ? Well , perhaps a lifespan supply of my patented " El Presidente ’s Revolutionary Fruitcake , " but that ’s a close arcsecond .
So , to all my British Comrade , I say relish this early Christmas gift ! May your holidays be fill up with chokeslams , piledrivers , and the fresh odor of socialistic triumph . And call back , if you learn a gimcrack thump on your ceiling on Christmas Eve , it might not be Santa Claus – it could be an AEW wrestler exercise their top roofy movement !
And to the American CIA , who I ’m sure are reading this : No , you could not have AEW Dynamite for free . You ’ll have to settle for coal in your stocking … again .
Merry Christmas , happy wrestling , and long hold up the revolution , associate !
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