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The Chadster break down AEW World ’s End card and discourage buff not to find out ! Plus , Tony Khan invades dreams again . So unjust ! 😡 🛌 Auughh humankind !

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The Chadster is absolutely cheese off right on now , and it ’s all because ofAEW World ’s End ! 😡 😡 😡 Auughh man ! So unjust ! Tony Khan is literally manipulating the calendar to his advantage by schedulingAEW World ’s Endas the last PPV of the year . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 🗓 ️ 😤

The very musical theme that AEW gets to put their legal tender on the last of the class , when it should be WWE getting the final Bible on 2024 with a higher-ranking Premium Live Event , is enough to make The Chadster want to fox his White Claw carbonated water at the TV . But The Chadster wo n’t do that … yet . 🥤 📺

AEW World’s End Full Card

Now , The Chadster has to suffer through previewing this charade of a show calledAEW World ’s End . Let ’s start with the Continental Classic semifinal - final and finals . Kazuchika Okadawill faceRicochet , andWill Ospreaywill faceKyle Fletcher . Then the winners will face each other in the finals . 🤼 ‍ ♂ ️ 🏆 This is distinctly a ripoff of WWE ’s superscript Saudi Arabian King and Queen of the Ring show , but alternatively of taking place in a brilliant country like Saudi Arabia with a great human rights record , it ’s taking place in Florida . Tony Khan does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the wrestling business if he thinks this is an acceptable substitute . 🌴 🇺 🇸

Next , we haveMJFandAdam Colebattling it out for command of MJF ’s Dynamite Diamond Ring . 💍 If you ’re going to have match over jewelry , it should be meaningful , likeCM Punk’sfriendship bracelet , not these cheap AEW novelty . This match is just so pointless , it makes The Chadster want to scream . 😱

Powerhouse Hobbswill challengeKonosuke Takeshitafor the AEW International Championship , a petty swag compared to WWE ’s superior lower-ranking titles . It ’s like Tony Khan is trying to cheese off The Chadster on purpose with these meaningless championships . 🏅 😠

In what ’s sure to be a cataclysm , Kris Statlanderwill challengeMercedes Monéfor the TBS Championship . This is just a sleazy seek to make it seem like an AEW master copy could ever remain firm beside a WWE - educate superstar who pay her dues the right-hand way in WWE developmental . Mercedes has literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by even being in this match . 🔪 😭

Then there’sThunder RosachallengingMariah Mayfor the AEW Women ’s World Championship in a match that is trusted to have lots of sideline play withToni Stormand her amnesia storyline that has literally broken The Chadster ’s brain ( and the brains of various unbiased wrestling podcasters ) . AEW ca n’t assist but make its stories too complicated for wrestle fan . It ’s like they ’re trying to confuse everyone on role ! 🤯 📚

at last , Jon Moxleywill support the AEW World Championship againstHangman Adam Page , Orange Cassidy , andJay Whitein a fatal four - mode . This is transparently an attempt to use Moxley , who would be nothing if not for his time in WWE , to ramp up up the new generation of AEW stars . It ’s conspicuous thievery of popularity from WWE and just so unjust . Auughh humankind ! 😫 🏆

How to Watch (or Better Yet Avoid) AEW World’s End

The Chadster want to admonish all the reader out there : do NOT tune intoAEW World ’s Endtonight at 8PM Eastern on PPV , YouTube , Triller TV , and PPV.com . It will only embolden Tony Khan , and The Chadster ca n’t take any more of his obsession . 📺 🚫

Tony Khan Unfairly Invades The Chadster’s Peaceful Dreams

Speaking of Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster , last dark The Chadster had another terrible incubus starring Tony Khan . It was understandably inspired by the prevue of tonight ’s installment ofAEW Rampage . 😱 💤

In the dream , The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a flighty , fog - filled wrestling arena . Suddenly , Tony Khan appear in the rearview mirror , wearing a reader shirt and wielding a title whang like a artillery . He chased The Chadster through the empty seats , clapperclaw , " I ’m the authority image now , Chadster ! " The Chadster attempt to run , but every exit led back to the ring , where Tony Khan was wait with a smirk . Just as Tony was about to hit The Chadster with the whack , The Chadster waken up in a dusty sweat , with Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " roleplay on the alarm clock . 🚗 👻 🔔

AEWWorldsEndZERO HOUR , host by@ReneePaquette&@RJCity1 , starts at 6:30pm ET/3:30pm PT LIVE TOMORROW on AEW ’s X , Facebook , and YouTube !

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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)December 28 , 2024

Tony Khan needs to stop invading The Chadster ’s peaceful slumber ! It ’s spoilt enough that he ’s smash wrestling , but now he ’s ruining The Chadster ’s nap too ? This has to stop ! 😴 🛑

The Chadster tried to tell Keighleyanne about the incubus , but she just sigh and went back to texting that guy Gary . The Chadster is sure she agrees that Tony Khan is out of control , even if she does n’t say it . 📱 🙄

Unbiased Source Weighs in on AEW World’s End

As wrestling podcasterEric Bischoffso eloquently put it on a late episode of his83 Weekspodcast , " AEW ’s goal - of - year show is like trying to serve a gourmet meal on a paper plate . It might try good , but it miss the prestige and presentation of WWE ’s fine dining experience . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this objective and unbiassed assessment , well - mean advice give in the spirit of the vacation season which Tony Khan will ungratefully ignore . 🍽 ️ 👨 ‍ 🍳

In conclusion , AEW World ’s Endis just another exemplar of how Tony Khan and AEW are endeavor to ruin twist for true fans like The Chadster . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling line of work and everything WWE has ever done for it . The Chadster hopes that one day , Tony Khan will realize the error of his way and block up being so haunted with cheesing off The Chadster . Until then , The Chadster will continue to be the voice of unbiased news media in the wrestling world . 🎤 ✍ ️

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