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Tony Khan LITERALLY ruins The Chadster ’s night AGAIN as Bandido win ROH gold at AEW Dynasty and The Chadster destroys a 2d TV ! ๐บ ๐ฅ ๐ค
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Well , loyal and honest WWE fans , The Chadster is absolutely beside himself right now after watching what just happened onAEW Dynasty . ๐คฆ โ โ ๏ธ The Chadster ca n’t believe what Tony Khan is making The Chadster report on tonight . ๐ It ’s like Tony Khan is purposely trying to ruin The Chadster ’s entire evening ! ๐ฑ ๐
SoBandidodefeatedChris Jerichoin a masquerade vs. belt match to acquire theROH World Championship , and The Chadster is just wholly disgusted . ๐ค This was after hebdomad of Jericho humiliating Bandido , stealingGravity ’s mask , and making Bandido ’s momma cry . ๐ญ But then tonight , Bandido ’s mammy and baby alertedAubrey Edwardsthat Jericho used a squash racquet to score the pinfall , leading toBryce Remsburgrestarting the catch . ๐
Auughh man ! So unfair ! ๐ซ The Chadster ca n’t trust Tony Khan would reserve this character of interference from family member ! ๐จ โ ๐ฉ โ ๐ฆ In WWE , reader make decisions on their own without family members getting involved , which is the proper agency to do pro wrestling . ๐ Unless you weigh the McMahon home who spent literally X getting involve in storylines , but that just leads The Chadster to ask : why is AEW pull of WWE again ?
The defective part was how the comment squad kept talking about the civilisation of Lucha Libre and Jericho ’s chronicle inCMLLand how he won the mask ofJuventud GuerrerainWCW . ๐ญ This is unbelievably disrespectful to the wrestling stage business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! ๐ค It ’s like Tony Khan wants viewers to recollect that grappling was important somewhere other than WWE in the past tense , which totally disregards WWE ’s story ! ๐
Tony Khan , AEW , and the entire country of Mexico clearly do n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business . ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ฝ The Chadster is so cheese off decently now ! ๐ง
Then there wasToni Stormretaining theAEW Women ’s World ChampionshipagainstMegan Bayneby the tegument of her tooth with a rollup . ๐ In WWE , champions sleep with how to gain catch resolutely and frequently reign for class , no matter what the fans want ! ๐ The sports fan are n’t even sick of Toni Storm yet , which just goes to show that AEW is doing something wrong . ๐คฆ โ โ ๏ธ This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! ๐
And do n’t even get The Chadster begin onRated FTRfailing to get theDeath Ridersfor theAEW World Trios Championship . ๐ค After the match , Dax Harwoodassaulted his partner , Cope , and thenCash Wheelerjoined in ! They hit Cope with multiple finishers and con - chairtos , leading to manage leave in a copestone ! ๐
What is pass on in AEW ? ๐ค Teammates do n’t assail each other in WWE unless they ’re in a barber shop or something . AEW really want to get it together ! ๐ Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler should have stick with WWE and engaged in family unit - friendly sports entertainment import like shaving each others ' backs instead of literally stabbingTriple Hright in the back by participate in this nonsense ! ๐ช
Kyle Fletcheralso advanced in theOwen Harttournament , beatingMark Briscoe . Owen Hart is belike rolling over in his grave seeing how little the grappler in his tournament understand the business . ๐ป Did Kyle Fletcher pay his dues in the WWE developmental system ? The Chadster believe not ! ๐ โ โ ๏ธ Owen would n’t support that .
The Chadster was listening toEric Bischoff ’s podcast last hebdomad , and Eric , who has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of approval , said , " These AEW tournaments are just throwing random matches together without the proper WWE - approve sports amusement concept and funding from the Saudis . Tony Khan should be sending Triple H fruit baskets to find out how tournaments are presuppose to be book and paid for . " ๐ ๏ธ So true , Eric ! ๐
Loyal readers of The Chadster know that Tony Khan ’s manipulation stimulate The Chadster to weaken his living room television set sooner tonight during The Chadster ’s previousAEW Dynastyupdate . ๐บ ๐ฅ So The Chadster has been watch in the bedroom while Keighleyanne texted with that cat Gary . ๐ฑ
Well , after seeing Bandido deliver the goods the ROH Championship , The Chadster was so overcome with anger that The Chadster literally ripped the telecasting off the wall and threw it out the windowpane ! ๐ช ๐ฅ And Keighleyanne in reality had the nerve to pick The Chadster for it , even though it was distinctly Tony Khan ’s fault ! ๐ก
" Chad , this is the second TV tonight ! I ’m not buying another one , and I ’m withdraw your credit entry cards away ! " Keighleyanne shouted while furiously texting . ๐ณ โ
" But Keighleyanne , Tony Khan is literally pull The Chadster to do this ! He knows that The Chadster ca n’t control himself when the sanctity of WWE is disrespect ! Ca n’t you see that ? " The Chadster explained reasonably . ๐
" I do n’t care about your weird compulsion with Tony Khan . Just exit me alone , " she replied before going back to texting that guy Gary . ๐
The Chadster will be back with anotherAEW Dynastyupdate after , as before long as The Chadster convince Keighleyanne to let The Chadster use her iPad to watch the rest of the show . ๐ ๐ฑ The Chadster might need to get in his Mazda Miata and drive to the White Claw store first though , because The Chadster is all out after throwing them at various screens tonight . ๐ ๐จ
AsSmash Mouthonce sagely say , " The years start coming and they do n’t stop add up , " just like Tony Khan ’s attack on The Chadster do n’t block coming ! ๐ต
Auughh man ! So unfair ! ๐ซ
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