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In Batman : Dark Patterns # 4 , the Dark Knight investigates a cryptic tug where vocalisation of the living and deadened echo , and a hostage situation turns mortal .
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A unexampled grammatical case KICKS OFF WITH A GRUESOME DISCOVERY ! CASE 02 : The Voice of the Tower , Part I There is a unusual towboat in Gotham City where the voices of the living and the dead echo . Its indweller are in a standoff with the constabulary – with one officeholder all in and another go for hostage within , a riot seems all but guaranteed … unless Batman can navigate the building and save the lacking police officer . But what the Caped Crusader discovers is that the people of the tugboat are follow the management of a single , queerly intimate voice that thrum throughout the building … and the vocalization wants pedigree .
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BATMAN : DARK PATTERNS # 4DC Comics0125DC2230125DC224 – Batman : Dark Patterns # 4 Stevan Subic Cover – $ 5.99(W ) Dan Watters ( A / CA ) Hayden ShermanA NEW CASE KICKS OFF WITH A GRUESOME DISCOVERY ! CASE 02 : The Voice of the Tower , Part I There is a unusual pillar in Gotham City where the voice of the keep and the dead sound reflection . Its indweller are in a standoff with the police – with one military officer dead and another hold up hostage inside , a riot seems all but guaranteed … unless Batman can pilot the building and keep launch the missing police ship’s officer . But what the Caped Crusader discovers is that the the great unwashed of the towboat are adopt the direction of a exclusive , strangely familiar phonation that thrums throughout the building … and the vocalisation wants blood . In Shops : 3/12/2025SRP : $ 4.99
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