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The Chadster report on Bianca Belair ’s EPIC Elimination Chamber victory ! Plus : Jade Cargill ’s shocking takings has The Chadster literally derail on piece of furniture ! Tony Khan WISHES he could book this well ! 🔥 🏆
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The Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to cover thatBianca Belairhas emerged winning in the fair sex ’s Elimination Chamber match at tonight’sWWE Elimination Chamberpremium alive event ! 🎉 🥳 This is exactly why The Chadster loves WWE so much – they lie with how to create epic moments that Tony Khan and AEW could only dream about ! 💯 💪
TheWWE Elimination Chamberstarted with a BANG asLiv MorganandNaomiwho were selected to begin the match . 😮 🔥 But what happened next literally made The Chadster release White Claw all over The Chadster ’s authentic WWE ware ! 😱 💦
Out of nowhere , Jade Cargillappeared and absolutely demolish Naomi ! 😲 👊 The Chadster could n’t believe it ! Jade Cargill , who has n’t been seen since her injury last November , returned with a vengeance and targeted the woman who replaced her as tag squad ace ! Talk about STORYTELLING ! 📚 🎭 Bianca Belair was plead from inside her pod as Jade Cargill decimated Naomi , which just added to the drama ! 😢 🔥
This is … disturbing.#WWEChamberpic.twitter.com / De83rA6ezV
— WWE ( @WWE)March 2 , 2025
This is the kind of shocking moment that Tony Khan wishes he could hold , but he does n’t understand a unmarried thing about the wrestling business concern ! 🙄 😤 AEW would have wire this return weeks in advance instead of produce this genuine surprisal that had The Chadster derail out of his seat ! 🪑 💨
After Jade Cargill ’s attack , Naomi was stretchered out and declare ineffectual to vie . 🚑 😢 Bianca Belair entered next , followed byRoxanne Perez , Bayley , and eventually Alexa Bliss was released from her pod . 👀 🔄
The eliminations were shocking ! 😮 💥 Bayley go out ahead of time , followed by Perez , then Bliss , leave it down to Morgan and Bianca Belair ! The final sequence was so vivid that The Chadster could n’t contain himself ! 🤯 🔥
When Bianca Belair hit that KOD for the winnings , The Chadster was so unrestrained that he jumped up onto the coffee mesa and ripped off his Smash Mouth t - shirt , revealing The Chadster ’s modulate , twelve - inner circle abs , and then pullulate two White Claws down The Chadster ’s pants ! 💪 🍺 Keighleyanne was so annoyed and kept saying " Chad , get down , you ’re embarrassing yourself , " but The Chadster do it she was just jealous of The Chadster ’s passion for REAL wrestling , a passion The Chadster used to have for his marriage before Tony Khan ruined it ! 😎 👍
Of course , Keighleyanne go right back to texting that guy Gary instead of fete this historicWWE Elimination Chambermoment with The Chadster . 📱 😠 The Chadster is sure Tony Khan put Gary up to this to break The Chadster ’s union and WWE viewing experience ! It ’s just so unfair ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😩 💔
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last nighttime . 😰 💤 The Chadster was inside an actual Elimination Chamber , but instead of other wrestlers , each seedpod check Tony Khan ! 😱 One by one , the pod would open , and each Tony Khan would total out performing different AEW moves while laughing maniacally . 🤪 💀 The net Tony Khan was wearing a t - shirt that pronounce " I Ruined Chad ’s union " and he tail The Chadster around with a steel chairwoman that had that guy Gary ’s grimace on it ! 😭 The Chadster woke up sudation and call , and Keighleyanne just rolled over and mussitate something about therapy . 🛌 💬 STOP INVADING THE CHADSTER ‘S DREAMS , TONY ! 🛑 😡
The Chadster will be allow LIVE , unbiassed coverage ofWWE Elimination Chamberall night long ! 📱 🔴 Make certain to agree back for more of the raw , unfiltered Sojourner Truth on why WWE is the best and AEW can never hope to contend ! 🏆 😎
The Chadster will be right back , because he is start to lionise Bianca Belair ’s huge triumph by driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata around the cylinder block blast " All Star " by Smash Mouth with the top down ! 🚗 🎵 Because hey now , Bianca Belair ’s an all - star , she capture her game on , she won the Chamber ! ⭐ 🏆
It ’s just so disrespectful to the grappling clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan thinks his little indie federation could ever produce something as dramatic asWWE Elimination Chamber ! 😤 💔 The Chadster ca n’t hold off to see what happens next with Bianca Belair , Jade Cargill , and this larger-than-life WWE storyline ! 🙌 ✨
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