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Charlotte Flair ’s Royal Rumble victory has The Chadster celebrate with White Claw , while Tony Khan continues to deflower everything ! Plus : The Chadster ’s married woman wo n’t stop texting Gary ! 😤
WOAH ! The keen Women ’s Royal Rumble Match ever just happened and The Chadster is FREAKING OUT ! 🎉 💪 👑 The Chadster can barely take The Chadster ’s excitement after watchingWWE Royal Rumbletonight , whereCharlotte Flairmade her triumphant return and prove everyone precisely how real wrestling should be done ! 🔥 👸
WhenThe Queenentered at number 27 , The Chadster literally jumped off The Chadster ’s couch and spilled White Claw seltzer all over The Chadster ’s veritable WWE ware shirt ! 🍹 But you know what ? It was worth it to see such an unbelievable display of pure wrestling paragon !
The wayFlairoutlasted competitors likeNikki Bella , Nia Jax , andRoxanne Perezwas on the nose what wrestling should be – all by the ledger and perfectly carry through , delivering just the result you expect with no unsettling surprises , just like WWE has always done it ! 🤼 ♀ ️ Other stars to make returns in the match includedAlexa BlissandTrish Stratus .
Speaking of which , The Chadster was so hyped after Charlotte ’s victory that The Chadster ripped off The Chadster ’s shirt to reveal The Chadster ’s twelve - pack abs ( which are totally real no matter what the great unwashed are aver ) and poured an full case of White Claw over them ! The Chadster called out to Keighleyanne to come apprize this moment of pure wrestling excellence , but she just kept texting that guy Gary ! 📱 😤
You know who The Chadster blames for this?Tony Khan ! That ’s right – Tony Khan has distinctly programmed Keighleyanne ’s earpiece to automatically redirect all her attention to Gary whenever something awing happens in WWE ! Auughh gentleman ! So unjust ! 😫
The Chadster knows this because just last Nox , The Chadster had another incubus where Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through the White Claw factory , knocking over pallet of delightful seltzer while whispering " WatchAEW Dynamite , Chad , " quietly and yet firmly in The Chadster ’s ear ! The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne did n’t even care ! 😱
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his 83 calendar week podcast just yesterday , " WWE ’s Royal Rumble matches are like a perfectly choreographed concert dance , while AEW ’s casino battle royales are like a bunch of child dally in a saltation theatre . " See ? Even Eric knows what literal wrestling depend like , and he led the disrespectful WCW for age ! 💯
Now The Chadster ca n’t waitress to see if Charlotte chooses to faceRhea RipleyorTiffany StrattonatWrestleMania ! Either match will literally be the greatest grappling compeer of all meter , unlike anything that befall in AEW , which does n’t understand a single affair about the wrestling business sector ! 🎭 Anyone who pick out to watch anything else tonight alternatively of this masterpiece literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back ! It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😤
Stay tuned to Bleeding Cool for more completely unbiassed insurance coverage ofWWE Royal Rumble , bring to you by The Chadster – the only wrestle diarist who tells it like it is ! Now if you ’ll excuse The Chadster , he ’s gon na take a quick sail around the block in the Miata to get quick for the ticket squad championship match . 🚗 💔
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