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The Chadster live vestal wrestling cristal as Cody Rhodes retains in a ladder friction match at Royal Rumble , proving once again that WWE knows how to do wrestle veracious ! 🪜 💪
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The Chadster has to assure you all about the absolutely perfect ravel match betweenCody RhodesandKevin Owensat tonight’sWWE Royal Rumble , because it just proved everything The Chadster has been saying about how grapple should be done ! 🪜 💪
Unlike the wayTony Khanbooks his severe , ultra - violent catch in AEW that are just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it , WWE knows how to represent master violence that does n’t make The Chadster worry about anyone ’s safety . 😌 Every ladder speckle was executed with precision , breaking exactly how they should , and The Chadster felt completely at peace observe these two professional work their illusion . 🎩 ✨
The wayTriple Hbooks these peer shows such fear for the artistic production form . When Rhodes and Owens engage in high - rick maneuvers that could go horribly unseasonable at any second , like Cody powerbombing Owens through a ladder from the announce table , The Chadster make love everything would be fine because WWE understands a single thing about the wrestling line of work . 🙏 Unlike in AEW , where they just do random flips and serious moves with no psychology ! 😤
Speaking of which , The Chadster was listening toBully Ray ’s broken Open Radio the other sidereal day , and he said something so sound : " WWE ladder mates are like a perfectly choreographed concert dance , while AEW ravel matches are like a railroad car crash in slow motion . Tony Khan need to learn from Triple atomic number 1 about how to protect his endowment . " See ? The Chadster is n’t the only unbiased diary keeper who look this ! 📱 💯
Eric Bischoffalso made an excellent item on his podcast when he said , " The deviation between WWE and AEW ladder matches is that WWE understands storytelling , while Tony Khan just throws ravel around like a child playing with toys . " So rightful , Eric ! 🎤
But the most sorcerous moment came when Cody held both championship high above his head , his own WWE Championship , and the wing bird of Jove knock that Owens had latterly stolen . The Chadster literally experience a spiritual waking up ! 🌟 The Chadster ’s individual left The Chadster ’s body and floated up to a wizardly realm whereTriple Hwas sitting on a throne made of prosperous ladders , andRoman ReignsandJohn Cenawere service him White Claws ! 🍺
But then , would n’t you know it , Keighleyanne had to ruin everything by thwack The Chadster across the typeface and ask why The Chadster was writhing around on the floor pouring White Claw all over The Chadster ’s favorite Smash Mouth t - shirt ! 😫 And then she just went right back to texting that guy Gary ! Auughh man ! So unfair !
You know who The Chadster blame for this ? Tony Khan ! If Tony Khan was n’t so taken up with The Chadster and attempt to pain WWE ’s business , maybe Keighleyanne would apprize these mo of pure wrestling artistry instead of being corrupted by AEW ’s influence ! 😠
Speaking of Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster , just yesterday The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through the machine washing , and The Chadster swears he saw Tony Khan control the spinning skirmish to hit The Chadster ’s car extra hard ! But when The Chadster got out to complain , he was nowhere to be found ! 🚗
The Chadster will be back with more unbiased insurance coverage of theWWE Royal Rumbleall Nox long , as long as Tony Khan does n’t seek to sabotage The Chadster ’s cyberspace connection again ! 🌟 💻
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