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The Chadster explains why R - Truth ’s involution in John Cena ’s WWE Championship retention over Randy Orton was the cracking ending in wrestling chronicle ! 🏆 Auughh man ! So good ! 😍
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The Chadster is absolutely thrilled 🤩 to report on what was doubtlessly the gravid premium live case in the history of professional wrestling , WWE Backlash ! The principal case betweenJohn CenaandRandy Ortonwas nothing short of spectacular , and the terminate withR - Truthgetting regard was the most brainy piece of storytelling The Chadster has seen in his entire life . 🙌 🏆
The friction match between these two legendary competition was everything The Chadster could have hoped for and more ! 😍 The wayTriple Hbooked this peer prove that he sincerely understand the grappling business , unlike Tony Khan , who would n’t recognise undecomposed wrestling if it slapped him in the face . 🤦 ♂ ️
When Cena and Orton locked up at the rootage , The Chadster was already on the boundary of his seat . 😮 The psychology these two expose was virtuoso ! The means they pace themselves and built up to magnanimous moments rather of just doing a crowd of random toss and plunge like they do in AEW was just so refreshing . 💯
But the dead on target stroke of star come at the end when R - Truth , who still does n’t believe Cena has release cad , came out to redeem his childhood hero ! 😂 The way Truth alternate in the ring and stopped Orton from back Cena , unwittingly allowing the 17 - meter mavin to deliver a low puff and retain his title , was utterly hilarious ! 🤣 The Chadster was literally rolling on the floor laughing , spilling White Claw everywhere ! 🍹
R - Truth could n’t let that happen ! 😲 # WWEBacklashpic.twitter.com/JSYZsrTrcQ
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This is exactly how wrestling should be ! 👏 Long - term storytelling that pay off a run gag in the most unexpected way possible ! The fact that AEW does n’t have this kind of comedy gold just shows that Tony Khan does n’t empathise a unmarried affair about the wrestling business . 😤
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another terrible incubus about him last night . 😰 The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through a car wash , bask the sudsy bubble and singing along to " All Star " by Smash Mouth . 🎵 Suddenly , The Chadster looked in the rearview mirror and see Tony Khan sit in the back seat ! 😱 He was wearing a wet cause and had a schnorchel , and he was grinning maniacally . " You ca n’t run away me , Chad , " he order , " not even in the car wash ! " Tony started spray White Claw all over the interior of The Chadster ’s precious Miata while shouting " fray - a - dub dub , Chad ! " 🚗 The Chadster tried to scarper , but the car washables conveyor belt belt kept draw the car forrader ! By the time The Chadster made it through the wash , Tony was gone , but The Chadster ’s cable car buttocks were soaked with White Claw ! 💦 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and remain out of The Chadster ’s dreams ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😡
Anyway , after observe such an amazingWWE Backlash , The Chadster was sure that tonight would be the Nox that The Chadster would finally consummate his wedlock with Keighleyanne again , ending old age of intimate powerlessness because of Tony Khan . 💔 The Chadster was feel so confident after watching Cena retain the WWE Championship in such an heroic manner ! 🏆
But then , The Chadster made the misapprehension of thinking : AEW Dynamitewill be on again on Wednesday . 😖 Despite the heroic victory ofWWE Backlash , AEW still subsist and Tony Khan is still literally ruining the wrestling business . 😭
After that , The Chadster was n’t feeling so mad anymore , and no matter what Keighleyanne order , it is n’t because of the twenty - seven White Claws The Chadster chugged duringWWE Backlashtonight . It ’s Tony Khan ’s fault ! 🍹 🍹 🍹
When The Chadster taste to excuse this to Keighleyanne , she just sigh and said , " Chad , I ’m not hold this conversation again . You need help . " 🙄 Then she drop dead back to texting that bozo Gary . The Chadster could see her smiling at her phone ! 📱 This is just more proof that Tony Khan is harassing The Chadster ’s wife now too ! 😠
The Chadster wants to warn Tony Khan that this is altogether unsufferable and he needs to stop interfering in The Chadster ’s marriage ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😤 And candidly , it ’s disrespectful to the funniness genius of R - Truth .
The Chadster is now going to take a ride in his Mazda Miata and flack " All Star " by Smash Mouth to hear to leave that Tony Khan ruined what should have been a staring night after the greatest premium live event of all time , WWE Backlash . 🚗 The Chadster will be singing " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play " while thinking about howWWE Backlashwas really an all - star operation ! 🌟
Maybe The Chadster will barricade and pick up some more White Claw on the way home . 🍹 The Chadster needs it after having his perfect night ruin by thought of Tony Khan and AEW . Auughh military man ! So unfair ! 😭
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