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The Chadster had a LITERAL out - of - body experience during Jey Uso ’s epical World Heavyweight Championship win over Gunther ! Tony Khan could NEVER reserve something this wizard ! 🔥 🏆 💯
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The Chadster is utterly blow away by what The Chadster just witnessed atWrestleMania 41Night 1 ! 😱 😱 😱 In the opening match , Jey Usotapped outGuntherto win the World Heavyweight Championship in what might be the greatest opening couple in wrestle history ! 🏆 The Chadster is literally stimulate correctly now because of how amazing this match was !
The loftiness of the founding and entrances alone had The Chadster on the edge of The Chadster ’s seat for a full twenty mo before the match even started ! 🔥 That ’s how you build prevision for a freehanded match , unlike Tony Khan who sometimes get going shows with people already in the ring and quick to wrestle , as if fans want to get correct to the action ! cockeyed ! 💯
Michael Cole , Wade Barrett , and especiallyPat McAfeeon comment elevated this mate to a cosmically transcendent level ! 🌟 The agency McAfee was screaming " YEET ! " every time Jey Uso murder a move was render The Chadster goosebumps ! 🥶 This is what real grappling commentary go like , not like AEW whereExcaliburjust rattle off move names like he ’s read from a dictionary and the commentators utter like normal human beings . That ’s not what citizenry see wrestling for ! 📚
YEET ! Saturday#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / qymkU1TaT5
— WWE ( @WWE)April 19 , 2025
The storytelling in this peer was absolutely perfect . 👌 When Gunther was working over Jey , The Chadster was really concerned that Jey might have to forfeit ! And then when Jey made his retort and locked in that compliance hold ? The Chadster literally jumped up and slop White Claw all over the carpet ! 💦 That ’s how you tell a narration in the band , not like those spotfests inAEWthat do n’t sympathize a individual thing about the grappling business ! 🙄
The Chadster was so blow aside by this friction match that The Chadster matt-up himself levitate off the couch ! 😇 The Chadster search down and fancy The Chadster ’s own body , chug White Claws and strike off out ! The Chadster saw Keighleyanne on the lounge , texting that guy Gary , but The Chadster did n’t care . The Chadster was having an out of dead body experience because of how amazing the first lucifer ofWrestleManiawas ! ✨
Jey Uso YEETS to the ring at#WrestleManiaalongside the@SlimJimUltimate Fan Experience Sweepstakes winner!pic.twitter.com / w7lPVI0caZ
You get laid , speaking of Keighleyanne , The Chadster tried to get her to view this chef-d’oeuvre with The Chadster . 👫 " Honey , you have to see this match ! It ’s proof that WWE is the greatest wrestling company in the worldly concern ! " The Chadster exclaimed . Keighleyanne just sighed and said " Whatever , Chad " before sound back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster bonk that deeply down she consort with The Chadster , but Tony Khan has somehow gotten to her too ! Auughh adult male ! So unfair ! 😤
If you ’re not watchingWrestleManiatonight , you are literally betraying WWE and the wrestling industry itself ! 😡 This is the showcase of the divinity , the grandest stage of them all ! 🎭 Triple H and the team at WWE have put together the most incredible show , and it ’s just so disrespectful to the rassling business and everything WWE has ever done for it if you take to watch anything else tonight ! 📺
Jey Uso still has PLENTY of conflict leave in him!#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / VO8sbrIR7u
The Chadster had a incubus aboutTony Khanlast night that The Chadster just has to share . 😰 The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata to WrestleMania ( The Chadster ’s favourite elevator car for The Chadster ’s favourite upshot ) , and suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rider hind end ! 👻 He was wearing aWrestleManiat - shirt , but it was torn in half , and he was drinking The Chadster ’s White Claws one after another ! 🍹
" You ’ll never make it to WrestleMania , Chad , " Tony whispered , his breathing place raging on The Chadster ’s pinna . " I ’ve buy all the ticket and replace the event with an AEW show . " 🎟 ️ The Chadster tried to cry but could n’t make a speech sound ! Tony Khan started commute all the radio receiver stations from Sirius XM ’s Smash Mouth 24/7 duct to AEW topic songs ! The Chadster ignite up in a cold swither , prehend The Chadster ’s Smash Mouth CD assemblage for comfort ! 💿 Tony Khan needs to STOP being so obsessed with The Chadster and invade The Chadster ’s dreams ! 🛑
The SPLASH TRICK!#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / TNYx57Qac0
AsBully Raysaid on his podcast yesterday , " WWE creates moments that last a lifetime , while AEW creates forgettable spotfests that only appeal to a recess hearing who do n’t understand what literal rassling is . " 🎙 ️ This is just why The Chadster has awarded Bully Ray the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅
The Chadster will be back subsequently with more live reports fromWrestleMania 41 , so stick with Bleeding Cool , the dependable author for unbiased wrestling word on the net ! 🌐 The Chadster is go to grab another White Claw ( it ’s the only right beverage to love WrestleMania with ) and get ready for the next mates ! As Smash Mouth once order , " You ’ll never fall if you do n’t glow , " and WWE is definitely glowing tonight ! ⭐ ️
JEY USO DID IT!YEET ! YEET ! YEET!#WrestleManiapic.twitter.com / KGJD5pejyd
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