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The Chadster LOSES IT after Iyo Sky defeats Rhea Ripley for the WWE Women ’s World Title ! Meanwhile , AEW continues to literally stab Triple H in the back ! 😱 🏆
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The Chadster is literally beside himself right now ! 😱 😱 😱 Tonight onWWE Raw , The Chadster witnessed what can only be described as the single sterling title match in the history of professional rassling whenIyo SkydefeatedRhea Ripleyto become the new Women ’s World Champion ! 🏆
The storytelling in this match was absolutely unbelievable , withBianca Belair , fresh off her Elimination Chamber triumph , playing a important role in the finish by deflect Ripley at just the right second ! 🤯 This set aside Sky to capitalise and secure the triumph ! This is the kind of complex , nuanced storytelling that Tony Khan andAEWcould never even dream of replicating , because they do n’t realise a individual thing about the wrestling business ! 👏 👏 👏
The friction match itself was a masterclass in professional wrestling excellence . 🌟 Every move was executed with precision , every penny-pinching fall had The Chadster on the edge of his seat , and the gang in Buffalo – true wrestling buff who treasure REAL wrestling – were hanging on every moment ! 🙌 Even the ref deserves acclaim for perfect emplacement and timing throughout the match . 🧠 And do n’t get The Chadster started on the announcing team , who called this historical minute with the lordliness it deserve ! 🎙 ️
This is how you hold a deed of conveyance change on television receiver ! 📺 Not like those meaningless hot - shotted deed of conveyance changes onAEW DynamiteorAEW Collisionthat Tony Khan puts together just to cheese The Chadster off ! WWE empathize the grandness of making rubric change MEAN something , of build right tale with beginning , middle , and end ! 📚 It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it when AEW randomly changes titles with no storyline significance ! 😤
The Chadster was so emotional by this incredible title variety that The Chadster literally derail up onto the coffee berry table in The Chadster ’s living room , ripped off The Chadster ’s shirt to reveal The Chadster ’s glistening twelve - multitude AB , and then did a flying splash onto a lamp next to the couch ! 💪 The looking glass shattered everywhere and The Chadster ’s torso got all sliced up , but it was completely worth it to show right appreciation for such an amazingWWE Raw ! 🩸
Of course , Keighleyanne just ramble her eyes and enounce , " Chad , you ’re bleeding all over the carpet . I ’m not clean that up . " 🙄 Then she went back to texting that guy Gary . She clearly does n’t understand what a massive mo in wrestling story The Chadster just witnessed ! And candidly , The Chadster find fault Tony Khan for ruining The Chadster ’s union like this ! 💔
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another one of those incubus about him last night . 😰 In this one , The Chadster was push back The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a automobile wash , enjoying the sensation of the brush against the fomite ’s sleek exterior , when dead Tony Khan appear in the rider seat ! 😱 He was altogether wry despite the water spraying everywhere , and he was holding a White Claw that he sustain offer up to The Chadster . " Take it , " he whispered , his interpreter somehow audible over the roaring of the car wash machinery . " Take it and admit that AEW puts on better claim equal . Do it for the sickos . " The Chadster seek to run away , but the car doors would n’t open up , and Tony Khan ’s smiling just go along make wide and wide until it literally stretch across his full typeface ! 😵 The Chadster woke up in a moth-eaten sweat and had to drink three White Claws just to calm down ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 🛌 Tony Khan needs to check being so obsessed with The Chadster and appease out of The Chadster ’s dreams ! 🚫
Anyway , whatTriple Hhas done with the cleaning lady ’s division is nothing short of miraculous ! 🧙 ♂ ️ Meanwhile , any wrestler who lead WWE to go toAEWhas literally stab Triple H right in the back ! 🔪 Why would anyone desire to leave the caller that set up on matches like the one we saw tonight ? 🤷 ♂ ️
As indifferent wrestling expertBully Raysaid on Busted Open Radio just last week , " WWE ’s women ’s division is operating on a spirit level that Tony Khan could n’t progress to even if he stacked all his money and stood on top of it . He should discontinue trying to be unlike from WWE and learn from the masters . " 🎙 ️ That ’s the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval aright there ! 💯
The Chadster will be back tomorrow break of day with The Chadster ’s full story onWWE Raw , but The Chadster just had to tell you about this deed of conveyance change tonight because it proves once and for all that WWE is real wrestling andAEWis just a trashy imitation ! 📝
As Smash Mouth once wisely said , " You might as well be walk on the Sunday " – which is exactly what Tony Khan is doing by trying to vie with the white - hot WWE merchandise ! 🔥 🌞 🎵
curb back tomorrow for The Chadster ’s everlasting , unbiased analytic thinking ! 🕒 🗓 ️ 👍
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