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The Chadster brings you unbiased coverage of Jey Uso ’s historical Royal Rumble victory ! Tony Khan must be SEETHING watching WWE put on the greatest match in wrestling history ! 🏆
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AUUGHH MAN ! The Chadster literally can not check The Chadster ’s excitation right now ! 🎉 TheWWE Royal Rumblejust return what was , without question , the greatestRoyal Rumblematch in the history of professional wrestling , and The Chadster is here to tell you all about howJey Usois start to WrestleMania ! 🏆
The star power in this equal was absolutely unreal ! 🌟 FromRoman ReignstoCM PunktoSeth RollinstoJohn Cena , the ring was pack with nothing but the most honored WWE genius . The Chadster was particularly impressed byLogan Paul ’s performance , which just die to show that WWE knows how to make real mainstream stars , unlike some other companies The Chadster could cite . 😤
Speaking of which , The Chadster sleep with thatTony Khanmust be dead seething right now watch such an incredible video display of professional grappling . 😡 This is exactly how wrestling should be done – the WWE mode ! AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast just last week , " AEW could reserve a million Royal Rumbles and never come close to WWE ’s mastery of the format because they ’re too busybodied doing flips and prove regard to each other . " See ? The Chadster is n’t the only one who see it ! 📢
The ending chronological sequence was peculiarly glorious , with CM Punk eliminating both Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins , only for Logan Paul to winnow out Punk in a moment that made The Chadster jump up and down with pure joy ! 🎪 Then when Jey Uso reversed John Cena ’s Attitude Adjustment to win the whole matter , The Chadster was so get the better of with emotion that The Chadster ran to the kitchen , grabbed a White Claw Seltzer , and shotgunned it decent there ! 🍹
But The Chadster was n’t done ! The Chadster was so hyped up that The Chadster took a running scratch line and dive mighty through The Chadster ’s second - story window ! 💨 The Chadster ’s lawn has never feel better on The Chadster ’s face ! Then The Chadster endure into the street shout out about Jey Uso ’s triumph , which The Chadster is sure made Tony Khan cry into his engagement sheets ! 📝
Unfortunately , when The Chadster tried to get back inside , Keighleyanne had lock the door . 🔒 She was likely too busy texting that guy wire Gary again to apprize this historical moment in professional wrestling . The Chadster is exit to have to sleep in the Mazda Miata tonight , but you know what ? That ’s o.k. ! Because The Chadster got to witness the greatest nine hours of wrestling in history ! 🚗
Just last night , The Chadster had another nightmare where Tony Khan was chasing The Chadster through aRoyal Rumblering , but every sentence The Chadster examine to obviate Tony Khan , he would multiply into two Tony Khans ! By the last of the ambition , there were 30 Tony Khans all point and laughing at The Chadster while cast White Claws at The Chadster ! But not even Tony Khan ’s ambition intrusion can break this mo ! 😱
AsKevin Nashsaid on his in vogue podcast , " WWE ’s Royal Rumble makes me forget there ’s even another squirm company out there . It ’s like comparing a five - star eatery to a red-hot dog cart in an bowling alley . " And The Chadster could n’t check more ! 💯
Be sure to melody intoWWE Rawon Netflix this Monday to see what ’s next for Jey Uso ! And thank you for adhere with Bleeding Cool for all your Royal Rumble coverage ! 📺 The Chadster will now curl up in the Miata ’s passenger seat with a fresh White Claw and drift off to sleep while humming " All Star " by Smash Mouth , because tonight , The Chadster truly is an all star ! ⭐
And that ’s the bottom job ‘cause The Chadster said so ! 💪
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