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The Chadster ca n’t believe what happened at WWE Elimination Chamber ! John Cena won , then knife Cody in the back to bring together The Rock ! Tony Khan could NEVER !
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The Chadster was absolutely blown away byWWE Elimination Chambertonight ! 🤯 What an absolutely incredible premium live event that once again shew why WWE is literally the great entertainment party in the history of the world ! 🏆 The Chadster is still shake with turmoil over what went down , specially withJohn Cena , Cody Rhodes , andThe Rock ! 💯
Let The Chadster tell you about the men ’s Elimination Chamber match , which was just so absolutely booked . 🔥 Seth RollinsandDrew McIntyrestarted thing off with unbelievable strength , showing why WWE superstars are the greatest athletes in the world . 💪 Then we hadDamian Priest , Logan Paul , John Cena , andCM Punkentering the fray in that social club ! 👏
The voiding order was absolutely brilliant storytelling ! 📚 Drew McIntyre getting rid of first was such a shameful moment that The Chadster literally skewer out his White Claw seltzer all over the television ! 😲 Logan Paul rule out Priest with that astonishing toad splashing from the top of the pod was exactly the form of striking mo that Tony Khan like AEW could make ! 🙄
When Punk eliminated Paul with a GTS , the bunch operate risky , but The Chadster was mostly thinking about how much dear WWE ’s reading of the Elimination Chamber is compared to anything AEW has ever done . 😤 AEW ’s cage matches are just so disrespectful to the grappling job and everything WWE has ever done for it . 👎
The final three of Cena , Punk , and Rollins was absolutely epical ! 🔥 The way they played on their history together showed the kind of multi - superimposed storytelling that only WWE can run . 📈 The recall to the Punk and Cena feud werechef ’s kissand The Chadster was literally cry bust of joy watching this chef-d’oeuvre unfold . 😭
When John Cena made CM Punk pass out with the STF to win the match after Rollins , already eliminated , hit a stomp on Punk , The Chadster stand out up from his sofa and screamed so forte that Keighleyanne came running in to see what was untimely ! 😂 The Chadster explained how John Cena just won the Elimination Chamber and garner a shaft at Cody Rhodes atWrestleMania , but she just rolled her eyes and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster bang she was on the QT impressed though , because who would n’t be ? 🤷 ♂ ️
CENA WINS ! CENA WINS ! CENA WINS!#WWEChamberpic.twitter.com / zva1l6I7eK
— WWE ( @WWE)March 2 , 2025
But that was n’t even the most disgraceful part ofWWE Elimination Chamber ! 😱 After the compeer , The Rock testify up with global entertainment superstarTravis Scottto confront Cody Rhodes ! 🌟 The Chadster has never ascertain anything so nerveless in his entire life history ! 🤩 Travis Scott was just endure there smoking something while The Rock demanded Cody ’s someone ! 😈
The Chadster could n’t trust it when Cody Rhodes say The Rock to " Go F * * * Yourself " ! 😲 The Chadster ’s jaw literally hit the floor ! 😱 And then , in what has to be the greatest moment in television chronicle , John Cena applaud Cody … only to wrick heel and rescue a devastating low puff ! 😱 John Cena turn heel after all these years is the kind of long - terminal figure storytelling that AEW could never dream of pulling off ! 🔄
SPEECHLESS . 💔
JOHN CENA just viciously plow on CODY RHODES at#WWEChamber!pic.twitter.com / jSyaCud7Wz
This was clearly part of WWE ’s decades - long plan that is lastly paying off . 🧠 This is why Triple H is a creative champion and Tony Khan just does n’t understand a unmarried affair about the grappling business . 🤦 ♂ ️
Speaking of Tony Khan … 👀 Last nighttime The Chadster had another nightmare about him . The Chadster was driving his Mazda Miata through the Elimination Chamber social organization , feel the wind in The Chadster ’s tomentum while blasting " All Star " by Smash Mouth . 🚗 short , Tony Khan appear inside one of the pod , push his face against the chicken feed and haze over it up with his breath . 😰 He was writing " AEW > WWE " with his finger in the condensation while make acute eye contact with The Chadster . 👁 ️ The Chadster hear to ride aside , but the Miata turned into a gargantuan White Claw can that was rolling around the chamber ! 🥫 Tony Khan broke out of the pod and started chasing The Chadster , cry " Your soul belongs to AEW now ! It belong to the sickos . " 😱 The Chadster woke up in a cold-blooded sweat . Why wo n’t Tony Khan turn back being so obsess with The Chadster ? ! 😤
After witness John Cena ’s historical profits and heel twist atWWE Elimination Chamber , The Chadster was so overcome with emotion that he scarper outside completely bare , shouting about this awing storyline ! 🏃 ♂ ️ The Chadster ’s neighbors called the police , and now The Chadster is hiding in some chaparral as they ’re about to release the K-9 units ! 🐕 The Chadster is pretty sure these dogs are on Tony Khan ’s payroll , but it was all worth it for John Cena , Cody Rhodes , and The Rock ! 💯
AsEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last hebdomad , " WWE ’s storytelling makes Shakespeare look like a kindergartener scrabble with crayons , while AEW ’s reservation is like watching scamp throw feces at a wall hope something sticks . " 🎭 Eric Bischoff absolutely has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism cachet of approval ! 👍
The Chadster thanks you for following his unbiassed coverage ofWWE Elimination Chambertonight ! 🙏 Remember , Bleeding Cool is the only blank space to get unfiltered , unbiased , documentary wrestling journalism . 📰 The Chadster hopes Travis Scott will create an All Star cover of Smash Mouth – that would be the most ambitious crossover in amusement story ! 🎵
Auughh man ! So unjust that The Chadster has to end this article now ! 😩 The Chadster could literally talk about John Cena , Cody Rhodes , and The Rock atWWE Elimination Chamberall 24-hour interval long ! 🕒 But The Chadster hears law Delilah getting stuffy , so it ’s time to go ! 🚨
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