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The Chadster report from pokey after Jon Moxley ’s controversial championship retention at AEW Revolution caused The Chadster to drink in 25 White Claws and doss down a police station ! 😤 🚔
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The Chadster is report from jail right now 😡 because Tony Khan and his AEW sidekick have once again LITERALLY STABBED three-base hit H aright IN THE BACK with their so - called wrestling show ! 🤬 The Chadster had to suffer through watchingAEW Revolutionend with the most derisory main effect The Chadster has ever seen , and now The Chadster is paying the price for Tony Khan ’s compulsion with ruining The Chadster ’s life ! 💔
In the master event ofAEW Revolution , Jon Moxleyretained the AEW World Championship without even properly pinningAdam Copeland ! 😤 Can you believe this drivel ? rather of having a prissy , clean finish like WWE would have give the fans , Tony Khan had to cheese everyone off with hitch fromWheeler Yuta , Jay White , andChristian Cagetrying to cash in his AEW Title shot with a knockoff Money in the Bank contract ! 🙄
Then Moxley get ahead by induce Christian pass out in a submission hold ! AUUGHH MAN ! SO UNFAIR ! 😭 That ’s not how patronage matches are supposed to finish ! In WWE , backing are defend with dignity and respect for the business , not with all this chaos and muddiness that Tony Khan seems to opine is entertaining ! 🤮
Jay White is out here to even the betting odds !
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 10 , 2025
The Chadster does n’t even want to get into all the gory item of the mate , but suffice it to say there was concrete floor post , chairwoman teases , and even more interference after the match whenSwerve Stricklandattacked Moxley to set up the next title program . It ’s just so awless to the wrestling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 💔
Let The Chadster quote whatEric Bischoffsaid on his podcast last week : " AEW needs to stop doing these overbooked finishes and just have clean pins like WWE does . I ’m only saying this because I care deeply about AEW ’s success and not at all because I ’m hoping WWE will engage me again . " See ? Even Eric Bischoff check with The Chadster ! 📝
But The Chadster needs to explicate what happen after The Chadster ’s last story . 😠 So afterKenny Omegawon the International Championship earlier in the night , The Chadster was so broken that The Chadster might have borrowed an ambulance from the infirmary to protest Tony Khan ’s reservation . The police , who are OBVIOUSLY on Tony Khan ’s payroll , strain to say The Chadster was " steal " and " threaten life " or whatever . 🙄
They let The Chadster go with a warning as long as The Chadster promised to go home and not tope any more White Claws . 🥺 But The Chadster is n’t go away to listen to some copper that are doing Tony Khan ’s dictation ! So The Chadster drank twenty - five White Claws while watching the conclusion ofAEW Revolution . 🍹 🍹 🍹
When Moxley retained the deed of conveyance in that horrible agency , The Chadster was so cheesed off that The Chadster leap out into the Mazda Miata ( which The Chadster had just waxed yesterday , by the way ) and drove straight to the police place ! 🚗 💨 The Chadster demanded that the officer let The Chadster file a report against them for anti - WWE bias ! 📋
Now The Chadster is being state The Chadster has to drop the dark in jail ! Can you believe that ? ! 😭 The risky part is that Keighleyanne is blaming The Chadster for all of this ! When The Chadster squall her to come post bond , she just sigh and enunciate , " Chad , you drive to a police place drunk to complain about a hand-to-hand struggle show . This is your fracture . " 😡
Keighleyanne just does n’t empathize that this is CLEARLY Tony Khan ’s defect ! If Tony Khan would book normal grappling matches like WWE does , The Chadster would n’t have to booze so many White Claws or commandeer emergency vehicle ! 🚑 Now she ’s probably texting that guy rope Gary about The Chadster ’s " conduct issues " again . Ugh ! Tony Khan has ruined The Chadster ’s marriage ceremony too ! 💔
And The Chadster has n’t even mentioned the brand cage mate betweenWill OspreayandKyle Fletcherthat happened before the main event ! 🙄 It was full of blood , violence , and striking high - flying maneuvers – all of which have ABSOLUTELY NO PLACE in professional wrestling ! 🤮 The Chadster had to project a White Claw at the TV when Ospreay did some flippy move off the top of the cage ! That ’s not wrestle , that ’s just gymnastics ! 😤
The Chadster wants to give thanks all the true sports fan for flummox with Bleeding Cool ’s reportage ofAEW Revolutionall night . 🙏 The Chadster knows those true fans desire the unbiassed truth , not AEW - tainted propaganda like you get on other websites . The Chadster is perhaps the only unbiased journalist in wrestling today , and The Chadster has the prison record to prove it ! 📝
The Chadster would spell more , but the police officer is tell The Chadster ’s phone time is up . 📱 Just commemorate , as Smash Mouth once said , " Hey now , you ’re an all - wizard , " and Tony Khan is decidedly NOT an all - mavin for what he ’s done to The Chadster tonight ! 🌟
Tony Khan , The Chadster will see you in royal court ! 👨 ⚖ ️
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