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train out Dark Horse ’s Jumpscare # 1 , where a horror - moving picture - loving superhero turn out that the best defense against evil is a really adept noisome weapon assembling .
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From the co - creator of The Sixth Gun and Harrow County come a new action horror superhero event that ties into the hit Beyond Mortal serial publication ! In a world rife with crime , repugnance , and bloodbath , Jumpscare is the Italian sandwich we merit ! Strong , profligate , wild , and able to press any weapon system from any repugnance movie she ’s seen ( and she ’s visit a LOT of repulsion film ) , Jumpscare chop her agency through ne’er - do - Herbert George Wells and monster alike . Not only is she the bloodiest Heron of Empire City – she is the most pop ! No marvel her opposition desire her drained .
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Jumpscare # 1by Cullen Bunn & Danny Luckert , cover by Jim CampbellFrom the co - Divine of The Sixth Gun and Harrow County comes a new action horror superhero case that ties into the hit Beyond Mortal series ! In a man rife with crime , horror , and bloodshed , Jumpscare is the hero we merit ! Strong , fast , trigger-happy , and capable to entreat any weapon from any revulsion motion-picture show she ’s seen ( and she ’s find out a LOT of revulsion pic ) , Jumpscare hacks her way through ne’er - do - wells and goliath alike . Not only is she the blooming fighter of Empire City – she is the most pop ! No wonder her enemies require her drained . • For fan of Cullen Bunn , Marvel / DC superheroes , repulsion , eldritch repugnance / HP Lovecraft , Beyond Mortal , mobsters . • Four yield series . Dark Horse Comics6.57"W x 10.18"H x 0.04"D ( 16.7 x 25.9 x 0.1 cm ) | 2 oz ( 57 gigabyte ) | 240 per cartonOn sale Feb 26 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 76156801355900111Rated T+$3.99Variants :
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