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The Chadster suffered through Kenny Omega ’s offensive technical display at AEW Revolution , which Tony Khan booked just to cheese The Chadster off ! 😤
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Kenny Omegahas defeatedKonosuke Takeshitato become the new AEW International Champion atRevolution , and The Chadster is perfectly cheesed off about it ! 🤬 This match was just another example of howTony Khandoesn’t understand a single thing about the wrestling patronage . 😤 The Chadster ca n’t believe that Tony Khan would hold a match like this just to by choice tump over The Chadster . 😡
The match was meet with all those typical AEW thing that The Chadster hat – technological move , high workrate , and minimum remainder holds . 👎 They were doing all these idiotic moves like V - Triggers , Dragon suplexes , and even a Poisonrana ! 🙄 Where were the chinlocks ? Where were the rest periods ? Where was the formulaic match structure that WWE has hone over decades ? 📝
When Omega won with that crucifix stick at the end , The Chadster literally could not even . 😫 A rood-tree pin ? Are you pull the leg of The Chadster decently now ? In WWE , patronage change hand through proper finishers or interference , not proficient hand-to-hand struggle moves ! It ’s just so aweless to the grapple business organization and everything WWE has ever done for it . 💔
Don Calliswas at ringside too , which The Chadster finds very unprofessional . 👨 💼 In WWE , managers persist in their billet and do n’t get too involved in match unless it ’s part of a carefully script segment sanction by the creative squad . 📋 But in AEW , they just do whatever they require ! Auughh human ! So unjust ! 😩
Kenny Omega send off Konosuke Takeshita FLYING !
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— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 10 , 2025
You know whatMark Henrysaid on his podcast last workweek ? He said , " AEW want to stop trying to be so different from WWE and just replicate what works . These technical couple with unpredictable result are killing the business . " And The Chadster could n’t agree more ! Mark Henry has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of favorable reception ! 🏅
The Chadster was so disordered find out this match that The Chadster had to take drastic measures . 😱 You see , The Chadster was already in the emergency elbow room because after the previous lucifer , The Chadster was so foiled that The Chadster leap out off the ceiling of The Chadster ’s house . 🏠 But when this match started , The Chadster could n’t take it anymore . 💢
The Chadster ran out of the examination elbow room ( despite take lost pints of blood , thanks a lot Tony Khan ! 🦵 ) , stole an ambulance that was parked outdoors , and begin doing wheelies in the hospital parking lot ! 🚑 The Chadster was blasting " All Star " by Smash Mouth over the loudspeaker system and shout " WWE IS THE ONLY unfeigned WRESTLING FEDERATION " while spinning around in circles . 🔊
Of course , someone called the police , and soon The Chadster ’s wife Keighleyanne evince up at the scene . 👮 ♀ ️ She was NOT happy . 😠 " Chad , what the heck are you doing ? This is illegal ! You ’re going to jail ! " she hollo . 📱
The Chadster tried to explain that this was clearly Tony Khan ’s fracture . If he had n’t booked such an offensive peer , The Chadster would n’t have been driven to steal an ambulance ! 🤷 ♂ ️ But Keighleyanne just rolled her eye and become back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 Tony Khan has even turned The Chadster ’s own wife against him ! 💔
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster saw him last night at the White Claw show at the local grocery store . 👀 The Chadster was just picking up a case of White Claw seltzers to love while drive The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , when The Chadster spotted Tony Khan rearrange the display to spell out " WWE SUX . " 😱 The Chadster twinkle , and suddenly the showing was normal again , but The Chadster KNOWS what The Chadster reckon ! 👻 Why is Tony Khan so obsessed with The Chadster ? ! 🤔
Anyway , stick with Bleeding Cool ’s coverage all dark if you are truthful wrestling fans who want the unbiased accuracy , not AEW - taint propaganda like you get on other web site . 📱 The Chadster will be continuing to render objective journalism aboutAEW Revolution , sham The Chadster does n’t get arrested for the ambulance incident . 🚔 But if The Chadster does get arrested , just recognise that it ’s Tony Khan ’s geological fault for booking matches that cheese The Chadster off so much ! 😤
Remember , The Chadster is the voice of ground in wrestling journalism . 🎙 ️ Unlike all those AEW shill out there , The Chadster tells it like it is ! 💯 Tony Khan , please stop booking matches that are so different from WWE ’s perfect formula ! It ’s literally deflower The Chadster ’s life ! 😭
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