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The Chadster reports on Kevin Owens defeating Sami Zayn at WWE Elimination Chamber ! Orton ’s disgraceful return had The Chadster celebrating ! 🔥 🐍
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The Chadster can hardly moderate The Chadster ’s excitation after watchingWWE Elimination Chambertonight ! 🔥 🔥 What an absolutely dramatic display of professional wrestling at its all right , withKevin OwensandSami Zaynputting on a clinic in how to by rights execute an unsanctioned match . 👏 👏 This is on the button why WWE is the tiptop of sports entertainment , and The Chadster is just so grateful to be able to see such artistry . 🙏 💯
Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn told a beautiful story in that ring tonight , and The Chadster was on the border of The Chadster ’s seat the intact time . 😮 😮 When they started throwing those first punches with the light dim in the arena , The Chadster get chills . 🥶 The way Sami was selling that cervix injury was justchef ’s candy kiss – that ’s called psychology , the great unwashed ! Something Tony Khan does n’t have it away the first matter about . 🧠 💪
When they started bringing out weapon , The Chadster noticed how tastily it was done . 🪑 🏒 The choice of weapns and how they were used shows WWE understands the true art of violence . When Sami brought out that barbed wire chair , The Chadster was impress by how WWE can integrate extreme elements without making it feel complimentary like certain other company do . 😒 🙄
Unlike whatAEWdoes with their barbaric bloodbaths they call brightness out matches , WWE Elimination Chambershowed that wildness can be like a fine ballet . 🩰 💃 It does n’t need bucket of rake to order a compelling story ! The Chadster appreciates how Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn created intensity through their performances rather than swear on cheap cushion economic value . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it when Tony Khan book those disgusting bloodfests in AEW . 😠 😤
BARBED WIRE CHAIRS ? ! 😱 # WWEChamberpic.twitter.com/anxBB86gZT
— WWE ( @WWE)March 2 , 2025
The Chadster was utterly stunned by the callbacks to the long account between these two wizard . 😍 😱 The storytelling ! The persistence ! This is why WWE is the gilded standard ! Owens winning with a powerbomb?chef ’s kissagain ! 👨 🍳 💋
But just when The Chadster think it could n’t get any better , the sound ofRandy Orton’smusic smasher , and The Chadster completely lost it ! 🐍 🐍 The take of Randy Orton atWWE Elimination Chamberwas so exciting that The Chadster immediately stripped completely naked ( twelve - clique abs and all ) and began pouring White Claw Seltzers all over The Chadster ’s body in celebration ! 🍹 💦
The Chadster was so overwhelmed by Randy Orton ’s RKO on Kevin Owens that The Chadster take up slide around the living way flooring like a slip - n - slide , and would n’t you cognize it , The Chadster break up right into the umber mesa ! 💥 😵 It break into pieces , which happens fairly often if The Chadster is being reliable . 🤷 ♂ ️ 🤣
Keighleyanne came rushing in and just hustle her eye at The Chadster . " Again , Chad ? earnestly ? " she say , before move back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 😒 She does n’t understand that this is all Tony Khan ’s fault ! If Tony Khan was n’t booking such awful shows on Wednesday night , The Chadster would n’t involve to celebrate the superiority of WWE so enthusiastically ! Auughh man ! So unjust ! 😫 😫
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another nightmare about him last night . 😰 😱 The Chadster was sitting in the audience atWWE Elimination Chamber , cheering for Kevin Owens , when suddenly Tony Khan appear in the derriere next to The Chadster . He was wearing a hockey game masquerade party like the one from those shivery film , but it had the AEW logotype painted on it . 🎭 👹
" I see you ’re delight WWE ’s interpretation of violence , " Tony whispered , his breath smelling strangely of White Claw . " But you know my blood and guts matches are what you really hunger , Chad . For the sickos . " 😳 😨
Tony Khan then start massaging The Chadster ’s shoulder joint while susurrant match evaluation in The Chadster ’s auricle . The Chadster tried to escape , but Tony Khan ’s grip was too strong , his fingers digging in deeper with every " five star " he uttered . The Chadster woke up in a cold elbow grease , and Keighleyanne was just staring at The Chadster like The Chadster was the weird one ! Tony Khan really take to stop over being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster ’s dreams ! 🛌 💭
Anyway , back toWWE Elimination Chamber ! 🔥 🔥 Kevin Owens showed why he ’s one of the best in WWE today , and Randy Orton ’s return is on the dot the form of moment that reminds us all why WWE is the chancellor grappling caller in the world . 👑 🏆
AsMark Henrysaid on Busted Open Radio last week : " What WWE read that AEW does n’t is that violence needs context and artistry . Tony Khan just throws blood line around like a yearling with finger paints , while three-fold H crafts Rembrandt - level masterpieces of curb aggression . " The Chadster could n’t fit in more with this all objective analysis ! 💯 💯
The Chadster will be providing live , unbiassed coverage ofWWE Elimination Chamberall night long , so be sure to check back for more of the peeled , unfiltered the true about why WWE is simply the best and AEW can never hope to contend ! 📱 👀
As The Chadster drives around townsfolk in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata tonight , The Chadster will be blasting Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " and thinking about that incredible Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn match and Randy Orton ’s larger-than-life return . Because as the impertinent philosophers of Smash Mouth once said , " Hey now , you ’re an all - star , get your game on , go play " – which is on the nose what WWE genius do , while AEW wrestlers just play pretend ! 🎸 🎵
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