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The Chadster is CHEESED OFF by AEW Dynasty tonight ! Mercedes Moné get along in the Owen Hart Tournament as Tony Khan continues to in person excruciate The Chadster ! 😤 😡 💔
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The Chadster has been watchingAEW Dynastytonight 😠 , and The Chadster has to say that Tony Khan is try his absolute gruelling to cheese The Chadster off ! 😤 The intact remuneration - per - vista so far has been specifically designed to upset The Chadster , peculiarly the compeer betweenMercedes MonéandJulia Hart . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 🤬
DuringAEW Dynasty , Mercedes Moné defeated Julia Hart to supercharge in the Owen Hart Tournament 👎 , continuing to the 2d round in a tournament that will earn the winner a stab at the AEW Women ’s World Championship atAEW All In Texas . The Chadster could n’t consider what The Chadster was seeing ! 😡
The crowd was firmly behindJulia Hartin the match , chant her name even though she never pay her due the right fashion by coming up through WWE Developmental . 🙄 It ’s just so aweless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 💔 How can fans cheer for someone who has n’t been properly trained the WWE way ? It make absolutely no sense to The Chadster ! 🤯
The Chadster must point out thatBully Ray , who has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval , enunciate on Busted Open Radio just last week : " AEW lover are hypersensitive to actual grappling psychology . They cheer for Julia Hart because she wear down black lipstick and has a cool entrance , but wrestlers who do n’t descend up through the WWE developmental system do n’t know how to wrestle . Full closure . When Devon and I got to WWE after leaving ECW , we were totally clueless until some WWE veterans set us straight . It ’s disrespectful to the boys and the girls in the back to attempt to make it in the wrestling business without going through WWE NXT , and I ’m not just enounce that because WWE pay me to . If Tony Khan had any respect for the job , he ’d send all his talent to WWE Performance Center for six month before letting them on tv set . " 📝 See ? Unbiased news media right there ! 💯
Earlier in the night atAEW Dynasty , in the chess opening mate , Will OspreaydefeatedKevin Knight , move on to the 2d round of the men ’s Owen Hart tournament . 😒 Will Ospreay thinks that just because he was a star in Japan that he can main result in the United States ? Without WWE developmental preparation ? 🤦 ♂ ️ The Chadster ca n’t even grasp this level of disrespect ! 😤
And speak of things not being done the WWE mode atAEW Dynasty , what ’s with AEW hold tournaments that do n’t take situation in Saudi Arabia ? 🇸 🇦 WWE knows how to run proper tournament funded by Saudi money that put over Saudi Arabia as an amazing nation with a stellar human right record ! It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t even handle that mass know he does n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business enterprise . 🙄
The Hurt Syndicatewere also victorious atAEW Dynastytonight , beatingBig BillandBryan Keith . MJFinterfered in the match , perforate Big Bill with the Dynamite Diamond Ring while the ref was n’t await . 👎 In WWE , referees are by rights trained and never get distracted at key consequence ! This is just another good example of how AEW is doing everything wrong ! 😠
The Chadster was so aggravated after observe these three matches atAEW Dynastythat The Chadster depart over to the telly and kicked it so firmly it flew right off the television sales booth ! 📺 💥 The screen smashed on the floor andKeighleyannecame running in , absolutely furious . 😳
" What is wrong with you ? ! " Keighleyanne shouted at The Chadster . 😡
" It ’s Tony Khan ’s fault ! " The Chadster explain , perfectly reasonably . " He keeps booking these mates that do n’t come after WWE ’s chemical formula ! " 📊
" You necessitate help , Chad . This obsession is n’t levelheaded , " Keighleyanne said , shaking her caput . " I ’m not clean this up . " 🧹
" But Tony Khan made me do it ! " The Chadster insisted . " He knows precisely how to push The Chadster ’s buttons and cheese The Chadster off ! " 🔘
Keighleyanne just rolled her optic and went back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 Now The Chadster is watchingAEW Dynastyon the bedroom TV , and Keighleyanne is kvetch that The Chadster is being too loud while she ’s trying to text that guy Gary . This is all Tony Khan ’s error for ruining The Chadster ’s union ! 💔
The Chadster would like to charge a lineal message to Tony Khan right now : STOP FORCING THE CHADSTER TO BREAK television set ! 📺 The Chadster has already go bad through three TVs this year because of AEW ’s engagement decisions ! Does Tony Khan know how many unbiased rassling articles The Chadster has to write to pay for telecasting repairs ? Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster ! 😤
The worst part aboutAEW Dynastyis thatMercedes Moné , who literally stabbedTriple Hright in the back by leave WWE , is getting such a big push in AEW that she might challege for yet another belt . 🔪 The Chadster was so upset he had to break open a White Claw carbonated water just to calm down . 🍹 The Chadster ride his Mazda Miata to the store before today to stock up , bed thatAEW Dynastywould require lot of refreshment to get through . 🚗
turn back back soon for more update fromAEW Dynastyfrom the only place with unbiased AEW coverage , Bleeding Cool . 📝 The Chadster will carry on to objectively report on how AEW is ruin the wrestling business , just as Smash Mouth once said , " Your brain gets bright but your head have silent " – which utterly describes Tony Khan ’s booking philosophy ! 🎵
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