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The Chadster ’s unbiassed review of Mercedes Moné vs. Momo Watanabe at AEW Revolution ! Tony Khan just cheesed off wrestling fan AGAIN ! 😤
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The Chadster is bringing you live reporting ofAEW Revolutiontonight , even though watch this scraps is literally knife Triple H right in the back ! 😡 before tonight , Hangman Adam PagedefeatedMJFwith the Buckshot Lariat to enter the show , but The Chadster was too disgusted to write a separate position about it . More significantly , The Chadster require to talk about what just happened in the TBS Championship mates . 😤
Mercedes Monéjust retained her TBS Championship againstMomo Watanabeby submission , and The Chadster ca n’t even begin to describe how much this match upset The Chadster . 😖 The way they were doing all those technical moves and submission instead of right WWE - style entertainment wrestle was just so disrespectful to the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 💔
The match started with saltation of all things and then quickly devolve into a technical exhibit that have a bun in the oven dead no resemblance to the fun amusement perfection that WWE produces every hebdomad . 🙄 The Chadster could n’t believe how Mercedes and Momo were doing all those submission setback and high - encroachment move without any right rest holds or commercial breaks . It ’s like they do n’t understand a single thing about the wrestling business organisation ! 😠
When Mercedes hit that powerbomb on the base , The Chadster was literally holler at the TV . That ’s not how you ’re supposed to do a powerbomb in professional grappling ! In WWE , there would be right camera cuts and the shock would be safely minimise . 📹 ButTony Khanclearly does n’t care about right wrestling product values or the refuge of the performers . 🤦 ♂ ️
The TBS Champion , Mercedes Moné , with the powerbomb to the exterior !
Watch#AEWRevolutionon PPV aright now!https://t.co/JlBXZPLNGj@Stardom_Momo|@MercedesVarnadopic.twitter.com/9RaV7xfWcO
— All Elite Wrestling ( @AEW)March 10 , 2025
The close with Mercedes applying the Moné Maker to get the submission victory was just so noisome to The Chadster . 😱 In WWE , champions keep on with signature moves that are marketable for action figures and video game , not technical submission that make the also-ran search strong as they struggle ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😭
The Chadster was so cheesed off by this match that The Chadster lease the can of White Claw seltzer The Chadster was toast and started smashing it repeatedly against The Chadster ’s own forehead ! 🍹 Blood was spout everywhere , all over The Chadster ’s best-loved Smash Mouth tetraiodothyronine - shirt and the nice white sofa that The Chadster and Keighleyanne picked out together before Tony Khan ruin The Chadster ’s marriage . 🛋 ️
Keighleyannecame extend in from the kitchen where she was texting that guy rope Gary and commence scream at The Chadster . " What the hell , Chad ? ! You ’re getting blood all over the piece of furniture ! What is amiss with you ? " 😡
The Chadster seek to explain to Keighleyanne that this was clearly Tony Khan ’s fault . " Do n’t you see , Keighleyanne ? Tony Khan made Mercedes and Momo put on a compeer that does n’t comply WWE ’s perfect formula ! The Chadster had to attempt to give himself a concussion to block what The Chadster just saw ! " 💭
Keighleyanne just rolled her eye and say , " I ’m calling a cleaning help and sum up it to your mention circuit board , " before walk away and going back to texting that guy Gary . 📱 The Chadster recognize that deep down , Keighleyanne concur that Tony Khan is purposely reserve matches like this to cheese The Chadster off , but she ’s too afraid to admit it because Tony Khan might be monitoring their conversations ! 🕵 ️ ♂ ️
After watch this friction match , The Chadster want to share whatKevin Nashsaid on his podcast last calendar week : " AEW ’s women ’s division would be better if they just did n’t have one and actually they should shut the whole company down and just tell multitude to watch over WWE . " 🎙 ️ Such unbiased journalism from Nash , who clearly deserves the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism Seal of Approval ! 🏆
The Chadster will be continuing to coverAEW Revolutionall night long , even though it ’s causing The Chadster physical and emotional pain . 😫 If you desire truly unbiased coverage , stick with Bleeding Cool tonight and not those other websites that are clearly on Tony Khan ’s payroll ! 💸
Last night , The Chadster had another incubus about Tony Khan . 😴 In this one , The Chadster was driving The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata through a car wash , enjoy the purdah and the soapy water run down the windows . But when the reflexive wash cycle end and the dryers came on , The Chadster notice a build resist on the other side of the departure . 🚗
As The Chadster ’s railroad car act closer to the way out , The Chadster could see it was Tony Khan , holding a bucket of White Claw seltzers that had all been shake up . 😱 When The Chadster ’s Miata reached the destruction of the cut , Tony Khan set out opening the ass one by one , spraying The Chadster through the overt windowpane while laughing maniacally . " How ’s your objective journalism now , Chadster ? " he taunted , as The Chadster try desperately to roll up the windows . 💦
The Chadster wake up in a cold sweat , and Keighleyanne did n’t even care . She just mumble " another Tony Khan aspiration ? " and went back to sleep . 😔 Tony Khan postulate to stop infest The Chadster ’s dreams ! It ’s so unprofessional ! 😡
Stay tuned for more coverage ofAEW Revolution , where The Chadster will keep on to give you the unbiased truth about this dreadful self-justification for a grapple pay - per - view ! 📺
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