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Monster High : Modern Scaremester # 5 hits stores this Wednesday . Join Ghoulia Yelps as she uncover secrets and mysteries in the halls of Monster High . Is she the key to finding the missing bookman ?
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Good mourning , beasties . My Thomas Nelson Page has been feeling a second dour latterly , so I ’d care to switch it up a bit and praise one of Monster High ’s brightest ghouls . Ghoulia Yelps is just a cut above the rest . All the whole brain shekels she eat on must go flat to her head because she ’s the only body snatcher who can nail even Mr. Rotter ’s hardest mental test . And while she ’s slowly lumbering through the hallways long after everyone else has made it to class , Ghoulia sees things that the residuum of us are too busy to notice . Like Cleo de Nile hollo in a bathroom stall , and Clawdeen jumping anytime a ghoul mention Toralei ’s name . Maybe she know what has happened to all the miss students?If you postulate me , Ghoulia Yelps would make an excellent Crier.–XOXO CryptCrier
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Monster High : newfangled Scaremester # 5by Jacque Aye & Siobhan Keenan , cover up by Arielle JovellanosGood mourning , beasties . My page has been feeling a fleck dour late , so I ’d like to flip-flop it up a bit and praise one of Monster High ’s bright ghouls . Ghoulia Yelps is simply a cut above the rest . All the whole brain bread she eat on must go straight to her head because she ’s the only body snatcher who can ace even Mr. Rotter ’s hardest tests . And while she ’s slowly lumbering through the hallway long after everyone else has made it to family , Ghoulia see things that the rest of us are too busy to remark . Like Cleo de Nile cry in a john shillyshally , and Clawdeen jumping anytime a ghoul mentions Toralei ’s name . Maybe she knows what has come about to all the pretermit students?If you ask me , Ghoulia Yelps would make an excellent Crier.–XOXO CryptCrierIDW Publishing6.61"W x 10.2"H x 0.04"D ( 16.8 x 25.9 x 0.1 centimeter ) | 2 oz ( 57 g ) | 220 per cartonOn sale Jan 15 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 82771403319900511Rated T$4.99Variants:82771403319900521 – Monster High : New Scaremester # 5 Variant B ( Camacho ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN
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