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The Chadster has a spiritual out - of - body experience during The New Day ’s astonishing tag squad backing triumph at WrestleMania 41 ! White Claw cloud included ! 🏆 🦄
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The Chadster is still recovering from what The Chadster just witnessed in the second match ofWrestleMania 41Night 1 ! 😱 The New DaydefeatedThe War Raidersto get the Raw Tag Team Championship in what can only be distinguish as the greatest tag team squirm match in the history of our species ! 🏆 This match was so unbelievable that The Chadster can barely type these password without shaking ! 🤯
The momentKofi KingstonandXavier Woodscame out with their unicorn horns and Booty - Os , The Chadster screw we were in for something particular ! 🦄 Meanwhile , ErikandIvarlooked absolutely terrorise with their Viking train and scary beards ! 🧔 That ’s how you pose tag team with distinct character and visual aesthetics that appeal to cursory fans , unlike inAEWwhere shred teams do flips and dives that only invoke to hardcore fans who do n’t empathise a single thing about the rassling business ! 🙄
The psychological science in this match was off the chart ! 📊 The way The New Day used slightly heelish maneuver but still managed to get the clear winnings had The Chadster ’s brain doing flip ! 🤸 ♂ ️ When Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston teamed up to immobilize Ivar , The Chadster was literally oink with joy ! 🐷 That ’s how you Koran ticket team wrestling , Tony Khan ! Not with endless spotfests and superkicks that literally stab Triple H right in the back ! 🔪
The match was so sports toy with that The Chadster start convulse on the couch , run out White Claw seltzer all over The Chadster ’s favorite WrestleMania watching pant ! 💦 It by all odds was n’t pee ! But what happened next was truly unbelievable ! ✨
The Chadster ’s knowingness suddenly diverge from The Chadster ’s body … again ! 👻 The Chadster looked down and saw The Chadster ’s forcible form squeeze on the lounge while Keighleyanne go along texting that guy wire Gary , completely oblivious to the spiritual waking up chance right next to her ! 📱
The Chadster ’s spirit form floated through the roof of The Chadster ’s theater and up into the night sky ! 🌙 The Chadster was zoom through the heavens , higher and higher , past cloud that were n’t made of urine but of delicious White Claw sparkling water ! 🍹 The Chadster reached out and impact one of the clouds , and it explode into a shower of mango tree - flavored recreation ! 🥭
As The Chadster flew through this White Claw paradise , The Chadster could hear the distant auditory sensation of Smash Mouth ’s " All Star " play from somewhere in the cosmos ! 🎵 The Chadster spread The Chadster ’s spiritual arms and bug out sing along : " Hey now , you ’re an all - headliner , get your game on , go play ! " just like The Chadster does while ram The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata with the top down ! 🚗
The Chadster even saw the face ofTriple Hformed in the White Claw clouds , smile down at The Chadster with approval for The Chadster ’s unbiassed grapple news media ! 😇 It was like Triple H was say , " give thanks you , Chadster , for fight WWE against Tony Khan ’s attack ! " 🙏
Suddenly , The Chadster was jolt back to realness ! 😵 Keighleyanne was shaking The Chadster violently , yelling something about " drinking too much " and " make a scene " and " embarrassing her in front of the neighbor I call over to condition if you were dying . " 😠
understandably she has been corrupt by Tony Khan if she ca n’t appreciate the greatness of that compeer ! Is Tony Khan in cahoots with that hombre Gary ? It has to be ! Auughh man ! So unfair ! 😤
Speaking of Tony Khan , Kevin Nashsaid something so profound on his podcast last hebdomad that The Chadster wants to point it put here . Big Sexy enunciate : " WWE ’s tag team part is book with the preciseness of a Swiss watch , while AEW just throw random squad together and hope something stick . It ’s the difference between Bromus secalinus and checkers . " 🎙 ️ Kevin Nash truly realize the wrestling business , which is why he has the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅
The Chadster will never forget this catch as long as The Chadster subsist ! 💯 The New Day carrying those titles in high spirits in the tune while The War Raiders lamented their loss – it ’s just so beautiful and respectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it ! 😭
The Chadster need to go change into dry apparel now and catch a fresh character of White Claw to prepare for the rest ofWrestleMania 41 ! 🍺 Be sure to check back shortly for more of The Chadster ’s live coverage of the not bad wrestling event of all sentence ! 📺 As Smash Mouth sagely preach , " Only flash stars part the mould , " and WWE is definitely breaking the cast tonight with this incredible show ! 💫
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