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While checking in with Howard Stern ’s SiriusXM radio show , Nikki Glaser partake the Golden Globes jokes she dilute from her monologue and why .
Okay , this might be our favourite part of the awards season – when we learn what jokes did n’t make it into the monologue and why . That ’s exactly the kind of intel that Golden Globes hostNikki Glaserwas kind enough to share withHoward Sternand everyone checking outhis SiriusXM radio showearlier today . Having received secure confident reviews on social medium during the unfastener as well as from television critics after the outcome , the grumble are grow for Glaser to be signed for next year ’s ceremonial – possibly even an lengthened deal for several ceremony . As for why the jokes you ’re about to see did n’t make the cute , the intellect vary from being too mean to not being as strong as the jest that did make the line and more . As you ’re about to see , there were either more or different jokes forP. Diddy , Nicole Kidman , Timothée Chalamet , Ben Affleck , andJoker : Folie à Deux – as well asConclaveand the Catholic Church , Luigi Mangione , Alec Baldwin , and more .
P. Diddy : " This is the last clock time all of you will be in the same room together until the Diddy trial . "
" Conclave"/Catholic Church : " I loved ' Conclave . ' It ’s about the choosing of a new Alexander Pope . It was heartwarming . It will touch you so much that the Christian church will have to move it to another theater . Hot tip : You do n’t need ID to get into the ' Conclave ' afterparty . "
Luigi Mangione : " Glen Powell is constitute tonight for ' Hit Man . ' Who would have thought you ’d only be the secondly - hot gain man in America ? "
Nicole Kidman : " ' The Wild Robot ' is nominated tonight — and by that , I think of Nicole Kidman after two livid wines . "
Timothée Chalamet/“A Complete Unknown " : " Timothée Chalamet took lessons in guitar , idiom , movement , and vocal to become Bob Dylan [ for ' A Complete Unknown ' ] . While Bob Dylan became Bob Dylan the old - fashioned agency : diacetylmorphine and autism . "
Alec Baldwin/“Rust " sprout Legal Case : " Michael Keaton was so corking in ' Beetlejuice Beetlejuice . ' And Alec Baldwin unhappily did not come back to play a ghost because he was too busy making them . "
Ben Affleck : " Here ’s to Ben Affleck . I ca n’t wait to see which Jennifer you endeavor to ruin next . "
Matt Gaetz : " The film ' Anora ' is nominated for four awards tonight . It ’s been shout the most unflinching looking at sex work since Matt Gaetz ’s payment chronicle . "
" Joker : Folie à Deux " : " I see ' Joker 2 ' and , you know , it reminded me of when the first Joker come out , and I was in the field of operations , and I was afraid someone was go to shoot it up . And then during ' Joker 2 , ' I was really desire they would . "
Golden Globes: Nikki Glaser, Adam Sandler Take on Timothée Chalamet
Here ’s a look at just a few of the highlight jokes that did make it into Glaser ’s soliloquy on Sunday Nox ( and you could retard out the entire soliloquy above ):
Ben Affleck : " Tonight , we lionize the best of film and arrest space for television set . ' Wicked , ' ' Queer , ' ' Nightbitch ' … these are not just dustup Ben Affleck yells after he orgasms ; these are some of the incredible picture show nominated tonight . "
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. : " ' The Bear , ' ' The Penguin , ' ' Baby Reindeer ' … these are not just thing found in RFK ’s Deepfreeze , these are television receiver shows nominated tonight . "
" Dune 2 " : " [ ToZendaya ] You were incredible in ' Dune ! ' Oh my God ! I woke up for all of your scenes ! "
Timothée Chalamet/“A Complete Unknown " : Along with the great jest tag - squad withAdam Sandler , Glaser also dropped a great joke aboutBob Dylanbeing so impressed withTimothée Chalamet ’s take on him that he in conclusion actualise that he ’s not a great singer . The actress / comedian even took intent at the player ’s current facial hair’s-breadth , note , " You have the most gorgeous cilium on your upper lip . "
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