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In the biggest shocker of the 2024 Pop - Tarts Bowl so far , Strawberry Frosted made a jaw - dropping yield - perchance as one of the living dead .
head into the 2024 Pop - Tarts Bowl , we were expecting some fed - up things to go on that had nothing to do with the Miami Hurricanes read on the Iowa State Cyclones – and we were n’t disappointed . Shortly afterFrosted Hot Fudge Sundae , Frosted Wild Berry , andFrosted Cinnamon Rolltook the landing field to pull off their enhancer wraps and celebrate the fact that one of them will die a horrible demise and be consumed by a whole bunch of sweaty human beings , a shocking moment took position that may very well have leave behind us call into question the creation of god and the nature of good and wickedness . For those of you wo n’t do n’t commemorate what happened to Strawberry Frosted last year , we recap it below – but in a nutshell ? It was left with its inside exposed and a single eye – pretty fing roughshod if you think about it . Well , through what we ’re assuming was the mastery of the non-white graphics , Strawberry Frosted returned to biography – looking precisely as we call back it ( unfortunately ) . Essentially , a Zombie Strawberry Frosted Pop - Tart .
Here ’s a look at this year ’s comestible Mascots preface themselves – before thing took a dark turn :
The only time it ’s okay to play favorites ! Who ’s gettin ' toasted tonight?#PopTartsBowlpic.twitter.com / x8YxvDWWwv
— Pop - Tarts Bowl ( @PopTartsBowl)December 28 , 2024
He is risen!#PopTartsBowlpic.twitter.com / kT0ZHyNH6U
2024 Pop-Tarts Bowl: Who’s Getting Toasted & More
Who Are The 2024 Pop - Tarts Bowl Edible Mascots?Frosted Hot Fudge Sundae , Frosted Wild Berry , and Frosted Cinnamon Roll
How Is The 2024 Pop - Tarts Bowl Sacrifice Being Decided?Unlike last year – when Strawberry Frosted ’s fortune was known from the start – this twelvemonth sees one of our three Edible mascot skip into the toaster . Who will it be ? Well , the laurels of offering the " thumb down " has been bestow upon the game ’s MVP – mean we wo n’t hump until the end of the biz .
Wait … The 2024 Pop - Tarts Bowl Trophy Has a build - In Toaster?!?You’re all-fired right it does , and it was unveiled to begin with this calendar month . Here ’s a look at the unveiling of the big prize ( well , thesecond - biggestprize – choosing a pastry forfeiture still agree the top topographic point ):
Pop - Tarts Bowl 🤝 GE Appliances = the unexampled Pop - Tarts Bowl prize with a build - in WORKING ( ! ! ! ) toaster#PopTartsBowlpic.twitter.com / hl1f3dU5Qg
— Pop - Tarts Bowl ( @PopTartsBowl)December 15 , 2024
Here ’s a feel back at how the scientists over at Pop - Tarts dared to play god … dared fell close to the Sun … stepped on Superman ’s cape … andpulled the mask off the old Lone Ranger … wait . We ’re getting lost in a very sometime song . Anyway … here ’s a look at how the Pop - Tarts Bowl Trophy unquestionably did not amount to be ( but it ’s a fun take onOppenheimeranyway ):
" Now I am become Trophy , toaster of pastry . “#Poppenheimer#PopTartsBowlpic.twitter.com / oq4pbQfqGN
— Pop - Tarts Bowl ( @PopTartsBowl)December 16 , 2024
ABC’sGood Morning AmericareporterWill Ganssgot a chance to get up close and personal with the trophy to check that its " working wassailer " claims were legit ( as if there was any doubt ):
The Pop - Tarts Bowl Edible Mascot Is a Pretty New Thing … Right?Actually , no . In fact , there ’s a " story deterrent example " that designate us that the Pop - Tarts Edible Mascot has been making an wallop on college football since the beginning ( okay , not really – but it ’s playfulness and play into the whole weird " sacrifice " angle ):
Frosted Strawberry was a viral sensation last year . But did you have it off that the Edible Mascot has been loop with college football ’s slap-up moments throughout chronicle ? The Game of the Pastry . Hail Berry . Wide Bite . Let ’s take a look back at this storied sport tradition.pic.twitter.com/uNQD1pqjMe
— Pop - Tarts Bowl ( @PopTartsBowl)December 27 , 2024
2023 Pop-Tarts Bowl: RIP Strawberry Frosted
But even with that ten - ton hint , we were n’t quite quick for the disturbing visual of Strawberry Frosted hold a sign that read , " dream really do come lawful " before being lowered into an obscenely heavy " wassailer " – and things gotreallyweird , reallyfast . For example , Strawberry Frosted entered the " toaster " with arm and branch but did n’t decease with them – entail his weapons system and legs were burnt off in the process . Ouch . But it was at the closing of the game that things started feel kinda incorrect , with the player deplumate into Strawberry Frosted ( baked with a smile on his face ) like he owed them all money , as trophy were being award andDonna Summer(the one sane moment in all of this ) played throughout the stadium .
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