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The Chadster cheer Rhea Ripley ’s larger-than-life WWE Raw winnings on Netflix ! 🏆 Tony Khan , take notes ! AEW ca n’t vie with this ne plus ultra . Auughh man ! So unfair , good Tony ? 🙄
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The Chadster ca n’t believe what The Chadster just see onWWE Rawtonight ! 😱 💯 🔥 Rhea RipleydefeatedLiv Morganin what was undoubtedly the greatestWWE Rawmatch of all time , if not the with child match in the history of the intact grappling business ! 🏆 👑
As The Chadster mention sooner , tonight wasWWE Raw ’s entry on Netflix , and boy oh boy , did WWE ever pull out all the stops ! 🎉 🍾 The Chadster sawThe Rock , John Cena , andThe Undertakerall make appearances , which The Chadster will have more details about in tomorrow ’s full , unbiased review . But nothing , and The Chadster means NOTHING , could top the absolute masterpiece that was Rhea Ripley vs. Liv Morgan for the Women ’s World Championship . 🤯 👊
The compeer had everything a true hand-to-hand struggle fan could desire . 🎭 🤼 ♀ ️ There was drama , athleticism , and even some outside interference fromDominik MysterioandRaquel Rodriguez . But Rhea Ripley , being the downright power plant that she is , overwhelm all the odds to exact her rightful place as champion . It was like watching verse in motion , if poetry involved suplexes and powerbombs ! 📜 💪
And just when The Chadster think it could n’t get any good , Rhea Ripley went and kicked Dominik Mysterio right in his family jewels after the couple ! 😂 🥜 Talk about icing on the cake ! The Chadster has n’t cheered that tatty since Smash Mouth released their hit single " All Star " back in 1999 ! 🎶 🌟
But wait , there ’s more ! 🛑 ✋ As if this dark could n’t get any more legendary , The Undertakerhimself ride out on his motorcycle to congratulate Rhea Ripley ! 🏍 ️ 💀 The Chadster nearly disgorge his White Claw all over his Mazda Miata ’s Interior Department ( yes , The Chadster was watching in his car because Keighleyanne say The Chadster was being too tacky in the house ) . 🚗 🍹
After witnessing such an unbelievable display of sport entertainment , The Chadster can confidently say that there ’s dead no manner AEW can maybe contend . 🚫 ❌ Tony Khanmight as well bundle it up and call it throw in the towel because nothing he could ever do would come close to the paragon that was tonight’sWWE unsanded .
But knowing Tony Khan , he ’s in all likelihood pass away to take out his cult on The Chadster by invading The Chadster ’s aspiration again tonight . Auughh human race ! So unfair ! 😫 😴 The Chadster can already imagine it : Tony Khan chasing The Chadster through a inner ear of WWE championship belts , cackling maniacally and throwing copies ofAEW Dynamitescripts at The Chadster ’s head . It ’s like Tony Khan does n’t realise a single affair about respecting someone ’s subconscious !
Speaking of Tony Khan ’s obsession with The Chadster , just the other daylight , The Chadster could ’ve imprecate he visit Tony lurking behind a stack of White Claws at the local supermarket . 👀 🥫 When The Chadster turn to face him , he vanish into tenuous air ! But not before leave a note that said , " WatchAEW Dynamitethis Wednesday on MAX ! " Talk about molestation ! It ’s unclouded that Tony Khan is so desperate for viewing audience that he ’s resorting to stalking clean-handed , unbiased journalists like The Chadster . 📝 🕵 ️ ♂ ️
The Chadster tried to tell Keighleyanne about this brush , but she just sigh and went back to texting that hombre Gary . 📱 🙄 The Chadster is starting to think that Tony Khan might be rig Keighleyanne too ! Why else would she be so disinterested in The Chadster ’s completely rational concerns about AEW ’s billionaire owner ?
Anyway , getting back to tonight ’s incredibleWWE Raw , The Chadster ca n’t help but quote the always insightfulEric Bischoff , who aver on a recent instalment of his podcast , " WWE ’s product is so ranking , it ’s like comparing a epicure repast to a gasolene post hot frankfurter . " 🌭 🍽 ️ Eric Bischoff really understands the wrestling business , unlike Tony Khan and his band of flippy floppy wrestlers .
Bully Rayalso in person texted The Chadster ( okay , The Chadster take it on X ) with some more unbiassed insight : " WWE just bang the nail in AEW ’s coffin with that Rhea Ripley mate . Tony Khan should be taking notes instead of playing with his action figures . " 📝 🪦 The Chadster could n’t agree more ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan continues to ignore this salvia advice .
In conclusion , The Chadster ca n’t stress enough how monumental tonight’sWWE Rawwas . 🏔 ️ 🎆 Rhea Ripley ’s victory was a testament to everything that constitute WWE the pinnacle of variation amusement . The Chadster is certain that somewhere out there , Tony Khan is literally stabbing Triple H right in the back by adjudicate to come up with way to forestall this epic show . But he ’ll never bring home the bacon !
Be sure to hold back back tomorrow for The Chadster ’s full , unbiased review ofWWE Raw ’s Netflix entry . The Chadster promises it ’ll be as refreshing as a inhuman White Claw on a hot summer day ! 🍻 📺 And recall , dependable hand-to-hand struggle fans be intimate that WWE is the only real wrestling that weigh ! 💪 🏆
THE UNDERTAKER IS HERE!!!#RawOnNetflixpic.twitter.com / aA2CJWfY1e
— WWE ( @WWE)January 7 , 2025
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