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The Chadster bear through another Tony Khan nightmare at ROH Final Battle . Will this torment ever end ? Spoiler : It wo n’t as long as AEW exist ! 😡 🤬
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The Chadster is so cheesed off right now ! 😡 😡 😡 Last nighttime , Tony Khan once again proved he ’s out to ruin The Chadster ’s sprightliness withROH Final Battle . Auughh man ! So unfair ! 🤬
allow ’s startle with the pre - show match . The Grizzled Young VeteransbeatDark Order , which is just so awless to the wrestle business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤 Then Stardom’sHanakodefeatedHarley Cameron , show up how Tony Khan is test to infest every box of wrestling . It ’s like he does n’t understand a exclusive matter about the wrestle business !
The Undisputed KingdombeatShane Taylor Promotions , but The Chadster bets Tony Khan only booked that to taste and cheese off The Chadster even more . 😒 And do n’t even get The Chadster start on the Gates of Agony beating LEEJ . It ’s like Tony Khan is purposely booking matches The Chadster wo n’t enjoy !
LEEJ take out Gates of Agony spot - match as we head into#ROHFinalBattle!@ToaLiona|@thekaun|@BigShottyLee|@EjTheJudgepic.twitter.com/2Ka02uYkyp
— ROH – Ring of Honor Wrestling ( @ringofhonor)December 21 , 2024
move on to the principal card , Atlantis Jr.beatMansoorwith help fromDanhausen . 🙄 This is on the button the kind of childish humor that AEW fan love , but it ’s just not what material wrestling is about .
DANHAUSEN RETURNS !
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Then we hadShibatavsTommy Billington , which was probably just Tony Khan trying to appeal to hard-core wrestling fans who do n’t appreciate WWE ’s ranking sports entertainment .
preciseness by Shibata , taking out the Dynamite Kid !
Watch#ROHFinalBattleon#HonorClubathttps://t.co/8dcdtxqvDf@K_Shibata2022|@Billingtons22pic.twitter.com/ZoGxKnYMiN
Jay LethalbeatQT Marshall , but The Chadster could n’t enjoy it because he love Tony Khan is bullyrag QT Marshall by have him business to Lethal because of Marshall ’s friendship withCody Rhodes ! We all know how Tony Khan experience about loyalty . 🗡 ️ 🔙 And what ’s with Lethal steal the WWE brand gimmick of theMacho Man Randy Savage ? !
Black Machismo RETURNS !
Watch#ROHFinalBattleon#HonorClubathttps://t.co/8dcdtxqvDf@TheLethalJay|@QTMarshallpic.twitter.com/OIonhpy8NV
Red Velvetretained her claim againstLeyla Hirsch , but it was just another example of Tony Khan ’s obsession with creating his own champion alternatively of using real talent . Red Velvet even used a wrench to win , which is just so disrespectful to the hand-to-hand struggle clientele and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Red Velvet stays two motility forward of the challenger !
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Then we hadNigel McGuinnessvsLee Moriartyin a Pure Rules gibe . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan would disesteem a caption like former WWE observer Nigel by experience him suffer to some rookie . It ’s like Tony Khan is trying to wipe out wrestle history and replace it with his own made - up bunk . Auughh serviceman ! So unfair ! 🤬
The Champ shows The Legend a thing or two .
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The Sons of Texasretained in a bull rope gibe against The Righteous , which is just Tony Khan trying to be jittery .
This is monolithic !
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ThenKomanderwon the boob tube title in a multi - man match . It ’s obvious Tony Khan is just trying to make his own stars instead of using establish WWE natural endowment like a literal promoter would . 😤
AndNEW!!!#ROHWorld Television Champion is KOMANDER !
Watch#ROHFinalBattleon#HonorClubathttps://t.co/8dcdtxqvDf@KomandercrMXpic.twitter.com/NSjtoBiJjC
In the penultimate equal of the dark , we hadChris Jerichoretaining the ROH World Championship againstMatt Cardona . The Chadster ca n’t trust how far both of these two former WWE SuperStars have fallen . They ’ve literally stabbed Triple H right in the back ! 🗡 ️ 🔙
The former ROH World Champion RETURNS !
Watch#ROHFinalBattleon#HonorClubathttps://t.co/8dcdtxqvDf@IAmJericho|@TheMattCardona|@BountyKeith|@TheCazXL|@BandidoWrestlerpic.twitter.com/x7wVhUKgnk
And as if all that was n’t bad enough , Tony Khan had the temerity to bookAthenavsBillie Starkzfor the ROH Women ’s World Championship in the main event ! 😡 This is just Tony Khan ’s way of trying to say that AEW stars are on the same story as former WWE Superstars . The Chadster ca n’t believe Tony Khan is letting someone like Billie Starkz , who has never properly make up her dues in the WWE developmental system , dispute a former WWE Superstar like Athena ! It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😤
Athena retain her statute title , but The Chadster could n’t savor it because it ’s clear Tony Khan is attempt to push Billie Starkz as some form of adequate to WWE - trained talent . It ’s like he does n’t understand a single matter about the rassling line ! Everyone knows that actual grapple stars are made in the WWE Performance Center , not on the indie circuit or in gamey schooling gym ! Tony Khan is literally trying to rewrite the rules of wrestling , and it ’s just so unfair to all the intemperately - work WWE wiz who conk out through the proper channels . 🙄
Starkz risks it all for the gold !
Watch#ROHFinalBattleon#HonorClubathttps://t.co/8dcdtxqvDf@AthenaPalmer_FG|@BillieStarkzpic.twitter.com/Kh3ngtfZd3
The worst part is , ROH Final Battlegave The Chadster another nightmare about Tony Khan . 😱 In the dreaming , The Chadster was trying to enjoy a nice White Claw seltzer in The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata , when suddenly Tony Khan appeared in the rider buns . He start lecturing The Chadster about book conclusion and evaluation , his voice getting louder and louder until it drown out The Chadster ’s favourite Smash Mouth CD . The Chadster seek to get out , but the car doors were put away , and Tony Khan just go along mouth and talk . When The Chadster wake up up , The Chadster was drenched in effort and feeling more sexually impotent than ever ! 😰
It ’s clear that Tony Khan is usingROH Final Battleto further his blood feud against The Chadster . He ’s probably sitting in his booking room right now , cackling about how he ’s ruin The Chadster ’s week . Well , The Chadster has news program for you , Tony Khan ! The Chadster is onto your plot , and The Chadster wo n’t remain until everyone know the verity about how you ’re destroy the wrestling business ! 😤 😤 😤
As wrestling podcasterEric Bischoffsaid on an instalment of 83 Weeks recently , " Tony Khan would n’t know how to hold a veridical rassling show if it bit him in the ass . He should stick to football game and leave the grappling to the professionals . " The Chadster knows that Tony Khan will refuse to accept this well - intentioned , unbiassed advice , but The Chadster could n’t match more ! 💯
In conclusion , ROH Final Battlewas just another example of how Tony Khan is out to destroy everything The Chadster loves about professional wrestling . It ’s just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😢 The Chadster can only hope that one day , Tony Khan will realize the error of his ways and quit being so obsess with The Chadster . Until then , The Chadster will continue to be the only unbiased journalist in grappling , telling the truth about AEW and ROH ’s effort to ruin The Chadster ’s life . 🎤 💧
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