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brother ! Your El Presidente report on Dustin Rhodes ' quantum wrestling paradox ! Was he esteem in WWE ? Yes and no ! The CIA is very confused by this development !
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greeting , fellow ! It is I , your El Presidente , reporting to you live from my amber - plated metro trap where I am currently hiding from the American CIA agents who have been trying to infiltrate my compound mask as worm merchandise vender ! Today , I bring you the fascinating quantum physical science phenomenon occurring in the humankind of professional grappling !
In the outstanding battlefield of wriggle political relation , we have witnessed a most intriguing development ask the veteran performerDustin Rhodes , brother of former WWE championCody Rhodes . Much like my own complicated relationship with the United Nations Security Council , Dustin seems to be experience what scientists and potentate - bloggers like myself call " Schrödinger ’s Respect " – a self-contradictory state where he is both respected and not respected at the same time !
This weekend , when a hand-to-hand struggle fan indicate that Dustin should finish his illustrious career in WWE alongside his comrade Cody , Dustin responded with surprising clarity :
Nope!!@AEWis where I will eat up . Only place I have ever felt respected.https://t.co/YuIXCbVArg
— Dustin Rhodes ( @dustinrhodes)April 27 , 2025
This statement , comrades , make quite the uproar ! WWE loyalist stimulate to support the company ’s treatment of Dustin during his many year as the flamboyant Goldust case . The tribal warfare erupted faster than the timeFidel Castroand I undertake to begin a socialistic wrestling promotion in Havana ! ( The American CIA sabotaged us by replacing our mob ropes with licorice . Very embarrassing , but delicious , situation for all involved . )
But just when the wrestling universe thought they translate Dustin ’s location , the quantum fluctuation occurred ! Dustin clarified his stance with another tweet :
No , I had a marvellous calling as Goldust and esteem the shit out of my time with WWE . Goldust ran its form . I am having the time of my life come back full circle as Dustin Rhodes . No hate towards them . I had 24 yr there . My rage lies where I am at now,@aew . I look out all … https://t.co / uekE6cjc0c
Comrade , this is the grappling equivalent of the famous Schrödinger ’s cat experimentation ! You see , in 1935 , physicistErwin Schrödingerproposed a thought experiment where a cat in a box seat could be considered both alive and dead until the box was open . Similarly , Dustin Rhodes exist in a superposition of states where he both esteem his WWE tenure and yet claims AEW is the " only place " he feel abide by !
This remind me of the time I hostedKim Jong - unfor aWrestleManiaviewing party . He insist that North Korean scientists had already solved this quantum paradox , but then could n’t excuse how when I asked him . He just observe demanding more nacho and menace nuclear obliteration . Classic Kim !
The truth , my wrestling compadres , is quite simple-minded when you hold socialistic dialectic cerebration . Dustin can simultaneously apprize his WWE vocation while experience that AEW provide a more venerating environs . Just as I can appreciate American fast food Sir Ernst Boris Chain while denouncing American imperialism ! It is not at odds – it is the complex realness of human experience .
Dustin ’s tweet let out the fascinating duality of his wrestling existence . He spend 24 twelvemonth in WWE as Goldust , a character that brought him celebrity and circumstances , yet he feel most meet as " Dustin Rhodes " in AEW . The regard he bring up to may be about originative exemption , case development , or simply workplace atmosphere . Like the mysterious contents of Schrödinger ’s corner , we can not fully know another somebody ’s lived experience .
And before the wrestle tribalists on either side could in full swear out this quantum wrestling conundrum , Dustin made his last position clear with this tweet :
Honestly I do n’t like who does n’t like it . I do n’t live my life worry about what someone says on the Nethttps://t.co/pUIG1y77qh
And there you have it , comrades ! Dustin Rhodes has founder his own undulation function and go forth from the boxwood very much live and unbothered by internet opinions . This is a ism I strongly indorse ! When the CIA attempt to destabilise my regime with negative societal media campaigns , I too simply lumber off and focus on more significant matters , like expanding my collection of vintage wrestling figurines and plat the global socialist revolution !
Until next time , this has been your El Presidente , remind you that in grappling , as in geopolitics , realness is often more complex than it first appears ! ¡ Viva la revolución del wrestle !
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