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The revolution begin as Shelton Benjamin tells Hulk Hogan to keep his name out of his mouth ! El Presidente reports on this brilliant revolt against Hulkamania !
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Greetings , comrade ! It is I , El Presidente , report to you know from my underwater wrestling arena where I host mates between fascinate CIA agents and trained dolphins ! Today , I land you news program of a glorious revolutionary uprising in the cosmos of professional wrestling !
For too long , the bourgeois icon bang asHulk Hoganhas take the air around like the working class should kiss the ground beneath his twenty - four - inch pythons . But now , a hero of the the great unwashed has emerged to challenge this capitalist strawman ! Yes , associate , Shelton Benjaminhas in the end done what so many wrestling stars have been afraid to unambiguously do – call out the Hulkster for hisnon - excuse apologiesfollowing his racist input scandal !
Message to@HulkHogan . You lost me everlastingly with your " do n’t get pick up " … or as you would call it " apology " speech . So rather than screw up my name and pretend we ever had any sort of comradery which we never had . Please do me a favour & pic.twitter.com/4ccA4I9Qef
— Shelton J. Benjamin ( @Sheltyb803)May 6 , 2025
This reminds me of the prison term my just friendFidel Castroand I were watchingWrestleManiatogether while smoking cigars , and he turned to me and said , " El Presidente , I look all this talk of prayers and vitamins is covering up for some major character reference flaw . " How flop you were , mi amigo !
When WWEwelcomed Hogan backin 2018 , they originally claimed it was to " aid others ascertain from his mistake . " But quicker than my Minister of Finance can embezzle funds from the national First Lord of the Treasury , it became clear that WWE was simply after those sweet , fresh Hulkamania merchandise dollars ! The capitalistic system at work , companion ! Besides , the only advice Hogan seemed to have when he did speak to the WWE locker way was toreportedly prompt themto ascertain out for camera before they say anything that could get them in trouble .
What ’s truly rotatory about Benjamin ’s statement is that so few gamey - profile wrestling stars have seemed willing to directly call out The Hulkster for his non - apologies , withMark Henrybeing one illustrious exclusion . Whenspeaking to the Boys and Girls Club of America , Hogan say he was just " at the wrong place at the incorrect fourth dimension or sound out the wrong words . " He made himself the victim quicker than I can blame America for a failed harvesting !
In another illustration , Hogantold a newspaper : " Everybody gets knocked down . A on-key champion flummox back up and moves forth in a positive elbow room . " He asked people to " judge me by my actions , not a few misspoken parole . " This is like when my beloved friendKim Jong - unaccidentally found a missile toward Japan and call it a " navigational error . " We all had a good laugh about that one over vodka and oppressiveness !
The timing of Benjamin ’s bold statement is especially meaning , companion . Hogan was of late shower with boos when he appear onWWE Raw – a response not only to his past behavior but likely also to his full MAGA transformation in 2024 , where he rip his shirt off at the Republican National Convention in reinforcement of fellow WWE Hall of FamerDonald Trump . It was like watching two capitalist villain team up , much like when the CIA and FBI both tried to infiltrate my birthday party last year !
And the racist apologists with bogus avatars come glaze in …
— MVP ( @The305MVP)May 6 , 2025
This could be the commencement of a new geological era , comrades , where grappling stars no longer fear speaking true statement to Hulkamania power ! The worker ' revolution start with one vocalization , and that voice belongs to Shelton Benjamin – not Benjamin Shelton as Hogan repeatedly prognosticate him . Get it right , brother !
Hulk Hogan is a handsome devotee of " Benjamin Shelton!“pic.twitter.com / hgwLW8j6vD
— NoDQ.com : WWE and AEW news ( @nodqdotcom)May 6 , 2025
Until next metre , brother , this is El Presidente , remind you that in wrestling , as in life , the middle class will always show their truthful colors eventually ! ¡ Viva la revolución del ring !
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