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SNL host / alum Chris Rock ’s monologue made it clear that he ’s not a Jake Paul sports fan . Plus , his takes on Luigi Mangione , Trump , Biden , and more .
If you were expectingSaturday Night Livehost and alumChris Rockto hold back in any way during his opening soliloquy tonight , those expectations were crush about a mo into Rock ’s political campaign . FromJake Paul / Mike TysonandLuigi Mangione – the defendant in the putting to death of UnitedHealthcare CEOBrian Thompson – toDonald Trumpand PresidentJoseph BidenpardoningHunter Biden , Rock clearly had a whole lot to get off of his pectus – and here ’s a look at just some of the highlights :
Rock Is No Fan of Jake Paul : " This 27 - year - honest-to-god punching a 60 - year - quondam in the cheek . Is this what the white human being has cut himself to ? Who ’s he going to fight next , Morgan Freeman ? I detest Jake Paul . I got landlord hatred for him . "
Rock on Luigi Mangione / Brian Thompson : " I really feel sorry for the family . Everybody ’s fixated on how good - looking this cat is . If he looked like Jonah Hill , no one would deal . They ’d give him the professorship already — he ’d be dead . But he actually kill a world . A military man with a family . I think , they have my condolences . This is a material person , you know ? But you also get to go , you know , sometimes drug dealers get shot . You ’ve seen ' The Wire . ' "
Rock on President Biden Pardoning Hunter Biden : " He [ President Biden ] do n’t move as fast as he used to , he do n’t talk as fast as he used to , but that in-between finger still work ! " Rock noted while making the case , that any parent out there would ’ve pardon their son in that spot ( with a keen jocularity observe the Menendez Brothers ' parents as being the only ones who would n’t ) .
Rock on U.S. Presidential History Pre - horn : " Come on , humankind , this is not the most dignified job in the world . We ’ve had presidents show up to the inauguration with pregnant slaves , fine ? And I ’m just talking about Bill Clinton . I mean , you know what country we experience in . You know the story of this country . You know how many rapists are in my wallet right now ? A cup of coffee tree in America costs seven rapists . "
In addition , Rock also tinge upon Trump ’s plans for mass transportation , using witticism to attempt to drive home the item that Trump is n’t mess around this time – making a point with a jocularity about Jennifer Lopez and how Elon Musk – " number one African American [ Musk is South African ] in the world , the richest African American in the world " – would be helping Trump with his plans since " Nobody knows how to get disembarrass of people like a South African . "
Chris Rock ’s monologue!pic.twitter.com / MedUMLCBqz
— Saturday Night Live – SNL ( @nbcsnl)December 15 , 2024
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