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In Star Trek # 27 , the gang of the U.S.S. Theseus faces their ultimate challenge , sharing one last meal before a desperate gambit to save the population from Lore ’s destruction .
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Lore ’s demolition has consumed everything in the universe of discourse except the U.S.S. Theseus and the Celestial Temple . In one last manoeuvre , the crew use every ounce of power leave in their main organisation to shoot their ship across the galaxy to the temple . While their ship vaporize , the crew has a Louisiana - style supper and heal wounds between them before they must say their final good-bye , for Benjamin Sisko is of Bajor , and he must return home if Lore is to be stopped .
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Star Trek # 27by Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing & Mike Feehan , underwrite by Ramon RosanasLore ’s destruction has ware everything in the macrocosm except the U.S.S. Theseus and the Celestial Temple . In one last maneuver , the gang use every ounce of tycoon left in their chief systems to snap their ship across the galaxy to the tabernacle . While their ship flies , the crew has a Louisiana - expressive style supper and heal wounds between them before they must say their final goodby , for Benjamin Sisko is of Bajor , and he must give back home if Lore is to be stop . IDW Publishing6.61"W x 10.2"H x 0.05"D ( 16.8 x 25.9 x 0.1 centimetre ) | 2 oz ( 57 g ) | 220 per cartonOn sales event Dec 18 , 2024 | 32 Pages | 82771403084602711Rated T$4.99Variants:82771403084602721 – Star Trek # 27 Variant B ( Feehan ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403084602731 – Star Trek # 27 Variant RI ( 10 ) ( Bartok ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN
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