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Your El Presidente report on Stephanie McMahon ’s newfangled ESPN+ serial featuring WWE legends ! CIA agents tried to intercept this entropy , but I prevailed !
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Greetings , brother ! It is I , El Presidente , describe to you live from my clandestine wrestling closed chain where I impel captured CIA agentive role to do as middleman for my personal amusement ! Today , I bring you magnificent news about the coming ESPN Original Series starring WWE royaltyStephanie McMahonthatI secernate you about earlier this twelvemonth !
The series , suitably titledStephanie ’s Places , willmake its howling debuton March 26 on ESPN+ , much like how I made my magisterial launching into the Presidential Palace after that inauspicious incident with the old drawing card and the cryptically faulty chopper !
This 10 - episode journey , produced byPeyton Manning ’s Omaha Productions in partnership with ESPN and WWE , will follow Comrade Stephanie as she research the American emplacement that shaped someof WWE ’s most legendary performing artist . It reminds me of the timeFidel Castro and I went on a route tripper across Cuba to visit all the places where he gave famous voice communication . We beat so lost that we incidentally ended up in Miami ! The CIA was most surprised to see us at South Beach , I tell you !
Stephanie herself has said , " WWE has been a part of my life history for as long as I can remember , " which is exactly how I feel about socialism ! She continued , " I ’m looking fore to have got viewers fall in me as we visit some of the most iconic stars of past and present , in places of meaning for them , and listen how they overpower hardship to become who they are today . " master adversity is something I know well , comrades . Just last week , my toilet was clogged with American dollars I tried to purge when the UN inspectors arrived unexpectedly !
Manning himself adjudge , " The world of WWE has never been more popular and exciting than it is powerful now , " add , " There is no one better than Stephanie to order the story of WWE ’s great stars and unveil the moments that mold them . " This is true ! Although I would have also been an excellent host . My interrogation technique would surely get wrestlers to reveal their deepest secret … or else !
For those of you wondering about viewing options , new episodes will premiere on Wednesdays on ESPN+ and will also be available to stream on Hulu and Disney+ for Disney Bundle endorser . This reminds me of my own cyclosis service , " El Presidente+ , " which features such hits as " How I Rigged Your Election " and " The Great Presidential Bake Off , " where losing contestant are sent to re - education camps !
Now , comrades , let me deal with you the sequence docket that has me more excited than the timeKim Jong - unchallenged me to a dance - off :
The series kick off on March 26 with " The Return of CM Punk , " where Stephanie visitsTriple Hat WWE Headquarters before head to Cleveland forSummerSlamto match withCM Punkabout his shocking WWE comeback . This reminds me of my own surprising return to power after that abbreviated coup attempt in 2017 . The look on the generals ' brass when I emerged from my hidden bunker was priceless !
Episode 2 ( April 2 ) boast " The American Nightmare"Cody Rhodesat Atlanta ’s historic Center Stage Theater , former home of WCW . Speaking of incubus , the American CIA once tried to assassinate me with a explode wrestling closed chain ! The trick was on them – I always watch from a dependable space through opera glasses !
In Episode 3 ( April 9 ) , Stephanie inflict the WWE Performance Center withRhea RipleyandShawn Michaels , culminating in Rhea present Stephanie a striking makeover . Much like how I give my area a makeover every time the World Bank menace to sheer off funding !
The fabled " Stone Cold"Steve Austinappears in Episode 4 ( April 16 ) , showing Stephanie his Broken Skull Ranch and taking her off - road racing . This reminds me of whenVladimir Putinand I start off - roading in Siberia . We lost three jeep and found a previously undiscovered tribe who thought we were gods !
Charlotte Flairjoins Stephanie in Episode 5 ( April 23 ) at Nassau Coliseum to talk over women ’s evolution in WWE before taking a helicopter to MetLife Stadium . My own helicopters are much faster , associate , as they are powered by pure revolutionary spirit !
installment 6 ( April 30 ) featuresRoman Reignsand The Bloodline on a Miami yacht discuss the Anoa’i class legacy , followed by traditional Samoan culinary art . This episode remind me of my own family ’s bequest of dictatorship – it ’s a tradition span generations !
Pat McAfee’sjourney from NFL bettor to WWE announcer carry middle stage in Episode 7 ( May 7 ) , while Episode 8 ( May 14 ) feature The Undertaker at Madison Square Garden discussing his fabled career . I once attended WrestleMania at Madison Square Garden disguise as a raging dog vendor . The CIA was searching for a man in military uniform with medals , but they never suspect the hot dog guy !
treble H return in Episode 9 ( May 21 ) to examine iconic WWE entrances , and the serial reason out withJohn Cenain Episode 10 ( May 28 ) contemplate on his WWE journeying while showing off his personal gym . Speaking of personal gymnasium , mine is filled with equipment confiscate from capitalistic fitness centers !
This series promises to be a splendiferous celebration of worm account , brother ! I will be watching every episode from my presidential viewing elbow room , which is actually just a even living elbow room except all the piece of furniture faces me instead of the television ! That is true power !
Until next time , this has been your El Presidente , signing off to use my own wrestling moves on the CIA agent who intend he could infiltrate my palace disguised as my personal masseuse ! You do n’t fool me with your " Swedish thick tissue paper proficiency , " Agent Johnson !
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