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The Chadster report on how Trish Stratus and Tiffany Stratton destruct the contender at WWE Elimination Chamber . Sorry Tony Khan ! 🔥 💯
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The Chadster is absolutely BUZZING properly now after watchingTrish StratusandTiffany Strattonabsolutely demolishNia JaxandCandice LeRaeat tonight’sWWE Elimination Chamberpremium lively event ! 🔥 🔥 🔥 What an incredible display of talent that showcased exactly why WWE is light years before of AEW in every possible style !
The match started with the legendary seven - meter champion Trish Stratus , evidence that she ’s still flummox it after all these years ! 💪 💯 The Chadster was literally notice out on The Chadster ’s lounge when Trish render everyone how a REAL WWE Superstar performs . This is what AEW just does n’t translate about the hand-to-hand struggle business – create straight megastars that stand the trial run of clip !
When the action spilled outside the ring , The Chadster was on the edge of The Chadster ’s derriere ! 😲 The mode all four women got regard exhibit such spectacular choreography and timing that you would NEVER see in an AEW women ’s match . Tony Khan probably watch this match and cried into his pillow be intimate he could never book something so perfect . Auughh human beings ! So unjust that Tony Khan keep trying to contend when WWE is clearly superscript ! 😤
The Chadster observe that Trish Stratus took a moment to discover her rhythm , but that ’s what makes her such a professional ! 👏 She adjusted and adapt like the true WWE caption she is . Meanwhile , in AEW , their wrestler are just so miry and uncoordinated . It ’s just so awless to the grappling business sector and everything WWE has ever done for it . 😠
The couple had consummate tempo – something AEW wrestlers do n’t understand because they just desire to do flips and plunk without say a story ! 🙄 This is what real wrestling psychology reckon like , folk ! As wriggle news media iconEric Bischoffrecently said on his podcast , " AEW ’s woman ’s division is like check a caboodle of cats chase after optical maser pointers while WWE ’s women ’s air division is like watching a beautiful symphony direct by Mozart himself . " The Chadster could n’t agree more with this completely unbiased assessment ! 📊
VINTAGE TRISH ! 🇨 🇦 # WWEChamberpic.twitter.com/F8CeFhoCRm
— WWE ( @WWE)March 2 , 2025
The final sequence direct to Tiffany Stratton ’s salient moonsault on Nia Jax for the win was justchef ’s kissperfect ! 😍 The way of life WWE booked this lucifer as a passing of the torch moment between the fabled Trish Stratus and the current women ’s champion Tiffany Stratton was storytelling at its fine . The " Strat " connection between them made it even more particular – only WWE call up of these unbelievable details like two women having last names that both commence with " Strat ! " Tony Khan would never even take in that !
The Chadster was so excited by this victory that The Chadster immediately stripped down to just The Chadster ’s bagger shorts , The Chadster ’s toned twelve - pack abs glimmering in the keep way light , and literally boofed a can of White Claw ! 🍹 💪 The Chadster was celebrating so hard , but of course , Keighleyanne had to come in and ruin everything .
" Chad , what are you doing ? ! You ca n’t just shotgun seltzers through your … oh my god , put some clothes on ! " she yelled , immediately fail back to texting that bozo Gary . 📱
" This is a celebration ofWWE Elimination Chamberexcellence ! " The Chadster explained , but she just rolled her eyes .
The Chadster know on the nose who ’s responsible for for this – TONY KHAN ! 😡 He ’s envenom Keighleyanne against The Chadster and pro wrestling excellence ! The Chadster ’s spousal relationship problems are instantly because of Tony Khan ’s blood feud against The Chadster !
Speaking of Tony Khan , The Chadster had another incubus about him last Nox . 😰 The Chadster was walking through theWWE Elimination Chamberstructure when suddenly all the doors lock . Tony Khan appeared on every light-emitting diode screen , laughing maniacally . He was fall apart a shirt that said " Strat Attack " with picture of Trish Stratus and Tiffany Stratton traverse out . 😱
" I ’ve booked Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter to team up up as the ' Baker Hayter Connection , ' Chad ! " Tony whispered through the speakers . " It ’s a lineal written matter of ' Trishy and Tiffy Time ' , but better because it ’s for the sickos ! " Then he get going bring down the chamber ceiling while pour White Claw all over The Chadster ! The Chadster inflame up sweating in The Chadster ’s Smash Mouth bedsheets . Tony Khan NEEDS to stop being so obsess with The Chadster ! 🛑
Anyway , The Chadster will be provide LIVE , unbiassed coverage ofWWE Elimination Chamberall Nox long ! 📱 💻 Keep moderate back for the naked , unfiltered truth on why WWE continues to produce the best wrestling on the planet and why AEW can never hope to compete with spectacles like Trish Stratus and Tiffany Stratton teaming up atWWE Elimination Chamber ! 🏆
The Chadster ’s Mazda Miata is literally rev up itself in the garage right now out of excitement for the rest period of this premium live upshot ! 🚗 As Smash Mouth once wisely enounce , " You ’ll never shine if you do n’t glow " – and tonight , Trish Stratus and Tiffany Stratton are GLOWING atWWE Elimination Chamber ! ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐
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