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look into out Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 by Jason Aaron and Juan Ferreyra , where our heroes in a half - scale are forced to swop the Big Apple for the Garden State .
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raw serial publication creative person Juan Ferreyra get together author Jason Aaron to turn the volume up to maximum with this volatile second arc of the all - new epoch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!The family line reunion has n’t exactly rifle as plan for the Turtles . Even if they could put their sibling feud away , there ’s no time for the Brother to celebrate . Hunted by a new Foot - enhanced police force force led by the relentless D.A. Hieronymus Hale , the Turtle brothers must endure their worst catgut - clout yet : New York City is no longer good for the TMNT , forcing the mutant paladin to take drastic measure — relocate to the sewerage of New Jersey !
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7by Jason Aaron & Juan Ferreyra , cover by Jorge FornésNew series artist Juan Ferreyra joins author Jason Aaron to turn the volume up to maximum with this explosive second arc of the all - new epoch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!The home reunion has n’t incisively gone as planned for the Turtles . Even if they could put their sib feuds aside , there ’s no fourth dimension for the brother to observe . Hunted by a new animal foot - enhanced constabulary force led by the relentless D.A. Hieronymus Hale , the Turtle brothers must endure their big gut - punch yet : New York City is no longer safe for the TMNT , forcing the mutant heroes to take drastic measures — relocating to the sewers of New Jersey!IDW Publishing6.65"W x 10.19"H x 0.06"D ( 16.9 x 25.9 x 0.2 cm ) | 2 oz ( 57 gravitational constant ) | 220 per cartonOn sale Feb 26 , 2025 | 32 Pages | 82771403315100711Rated T$4.99Variants:82771403315100721 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant B ( Eastman ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100731 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant C ( Ferreyra ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100741 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant RI ( 10 ) ( Alpi ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100751 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant RI ( 25 ) ( Rivas ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100761 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant RI ( 50 ) ( Mahfood ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100771 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant calciferol ( Sejic ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN82771403315100781 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles # 7 Variant E ( Randolph ) – $ 4.99 US | $ 6.99 CAN
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