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The Chadster know TWO more PERFECT match at WrestleMania 41 ! El Grande Americano cheat brilliantly , Tiffany Stratton moonsaults Charlotte ! Auughh man ! So unjust to AEW ! 🏆
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The Chadster is literally LOSING THE CHADSTER ‘S MIND right now after witnessing two more utterly perfect matches atWrestleMania 41Night 1 ! 😱 First , El Grande AmericanodefeatedRey Fenixin what can only be described as the single peachy lucha libre match in professional wrestle history ! 🌮 And then , Tiffany Strattonsuccessfully defended her Women ’s Championship againstCharlotte Flairin a match that realise every other woman ’s title match look like two child playing with dolls ! 👸
When El Grande Americano made his entrance , The Chadster was so excited that The Chadster squeezed The Chadster ’s White Claw can so hard it exploded everywhere ! 💦 The way he strut down to the ring with a full melodic accompaniment playing traditional Mexican music was how as tangible mutant entertainer should be presented ! 🇺 🇸 Not like those AEW luchadores who just flip around without any character exploitation ! 🙄
Even though Rey Mysterio was injured , WWE bright replaced him with Rey Fenix , which shows how WWE always has a backup plan of replacing one luchadore named Rey with another luchadore named Rey , unlike Tony Khan who has literally zero luchadores named Rey in his promotion ! 📋 That ’s professionalism , kinsfolk ! 💯
The match itself was a masterclass in lucha libre done THE RIGHT WAY ! 🤼 The Chadster nearly fall off The Chadster ’s sofa when El Grande Americano gain ! 😲 And the style he outsmarted Rey Fenix by cleverly using a foreign aim hidden in his mask to assume Fenix ’s foot and human face to secure the triumph ? That ’s SMART WRESTLING ! 🧠
What a#WrestleManiadebut for the impressive El Grande Americano ! 👏 pic.twitter.com/tgN7XkqHx2
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Not like in AEW where they just do flips and dives that do n’t make any logical sense and literally stab Triple H right in the back ! 🔪 El Grande Americano showed how to right use a foreign object – with SUBTLETY and PSYCHOLOGY ! 🎭
Just when The Chadster think thing could n’t get any well , Tiffany Stratton and Charlotte Flair fork over what can only be line as the greatest women ’s championship mate since women were devise ! 👩 🤼 The volume , the athleticism , the character body of work – The Chadster was literally jaw on The Chadster ’s own Smash Mouth tetraiodothyronine - shirt from anxiousness ! 😬
When Tiffany hit that Prettiest Moonsault Ever to retain her statute title , The Chadster screamed so aloud that three different neighbors called to see if everything was okay ! 📞 It was MORE than okay – it was PERFECT ! ✨ That ’s how you reserve a women ’s title of respect compeer , Tony Khan ! Not with random references to the halcyon long time of Hollywood that casual fans do n’t know or care about ! 🎌
It was at that present moment that something really extraordinary pass … for the quaternary metre tonight ! 🌟
The Chadster ’s cognisance did n’t just leave The Chadster ’s body this time – it whole TRANSCENDED the spacetime continuum ! 🕰 ️ The Chadster discover The Chadster ’s religious var. experiencing EVERY WRESTLEMANIA MATCH SIMULTANEOUSLY ! 🤯 The Chadster could seeHulk HoganslammingAndre the Giantwhile at the same meter witnessingStone ColdbattlingThe Rockwhile also watchingUndertaker’sstreak being broken ! 👻
The Chadster was everywhere and everywhen at once ! 🌀 The Chadster could taste every White Claw spirit that had ever existed or would ever survive ! 🍹 The Chadster could hear every Smash Mouth song fiddle backward and forward at the same prison term , create the most beautiful cosmic harmony ! 🎵
As The Chadster floated through this WWE multiverse , The Chadster sawNick Khan , Triple enthalpy , andShawn Michaelssitting on pot made of wrestling championships ! 👑 They were looking down at a tiny model of Earth , pointing to unlike localization and state , " allow ’s put a WrestleMania there next ! " 🌎
Triple H mark The Chadster and smile . " Chadster , you are witnessing the eternal truth – WWE is not just a wrestle company , it ’s the very fabric of existence itself ! " 💫
Suddenly , a cosmic disturbance ripple through the multiverse ! 😨 It was Tony Khan ! But not just one Tony Khan – it was INFINITE Tony Khans from infinite timeline , each one running a slenderly unlike version of AEW that was equally as disrespectful to the wrestling business ! 😡
" You ’ll never head for the hills me , Chad ! " they all say in unison , their vocalism creating a awful cacophony . " I ’m going to chase after you through every timeline and ruin every WrestleMania bit for you ! " 👺
The cosmic Tony Khans lead off merging together , shape a giant Tony Khan constellation in the form of an AEW logotype ! ☠ ️ It take off boom , threatening to consume The Chadster ’s consciousness and all of WrestleMania history !
Just when all hope seemed lose , The Chadster felt a rumbling throughout the multiverse . A fleet of cosmic Mazda Miatas appeared , each drive by a different WWE Hall of Famer ! 🚗 They circled the Tony Khan constellation , creating a protective roadblock around The Chadster ! 🛡 ️
" We ’ve scram your back , Chadster ! " call outJohn Cenafrom his Ne dark-green Miata . " Your unbiased news media must be protect at all cost ! " 📝
The fleet of Miatas set out transforming , coalesce together like a giant Megazord into the shape of a massive WWE Championship belt ! 🏆 It wrapped around the Tony Khan configuration and commence squeezing it smaller and smaller until it was just a tiny atom that could be jerk out ! 👌
" NOOOOOO ! " call the corporate Tony Khan as it disappeared into the void . " I ’ll get you next time , Chad ! For the sickooooooooos ! " 💨
The Chadster was suddenly yanked back to reality by Keighleyanne dumping a WHOLE PITCHER of internal-combustion engine H2O on The Chadster ’s head ! 🧊
" WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ? ! " she cry . " You ’ve been tattle about cosmic Tony Khan for five moment and get railroad car noises ! The neighbors are memorialise you through the window ! " 📱
The Chadster tried to excuse about the WWE multiverse and how Triple H and the Hall of Famers preserve The Chadster from infinite Tony Khans , but Keighleyanne just shook her head and say , " I ’m call your mother tomorrow . " She then went back to texting that guy cable Gary , in all probability to tell him about how amazingWrestleManiais ! Auughh homo ! So unjust ! 😤
Eric Bischoffsaid something on his podcast last week that The Chadster necessitate to cite here : " WWE ’s championship equal have bed of psychological science that AEW bookers could n’t savvy even if they had PHDs in wrestling . It ’s like comparing Shakespeare to a tyke ’s crayon drawing on a restaurant placemat . " 🎙 ️ Eric Bischoff sincerely understands the rassling business , which is why he has take in the Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval ! 🏅
These two incredible matches just turn up once again thatWrestleManiais the pinnacle of professional wrestling , and it ’s just so awless to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it if you ’re check anything else right now ! 📺
The Chadster needs to go find some dry dress and prepare for what might be the great main event in wrestling history ! 🧹 Be certain to check back one more time tonight on Bleeding Cool for The Chadster ’s coverage of the triple terror independent event featuringCM Punk , Roman Reigns , andSeth Rollins ! 🔥 The Chadster has a feeling it may be the neat triple scourge match of all time ! 🤩
As Smash Mouth wisely prophesied , " The years start up coming and they do n’t arrest coming , " and WWE ’s incredible moments just do n’t stop coming tonight atWrestleMania 41 ! 🌠
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